1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to آپ as much as آپ enjoy listening.
3. Don't say آپ understand when آپ don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. آپ don't have PMS; don't act like آپ know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get آپ off the hook; doing something sweet will always get آپ off the hook.
7. If آپ talk about having a big Dick; we know آپ don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when آپ act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what آپ say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If آپ did something wrong یا even if آپ didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious سے طرف کی nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if آپ are nice آپ just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, یا anything else آپ and your دوستوں talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be دیا at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool آپ think your goatee یا beard یا mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if آپ think it is cool to burp, fart, یا emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than آپ ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 آپ can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't آپ piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to آپ as much as آپ enjoy listening.
3. Don't say آپ understand when آپ don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. آپ don't have PMS; don't act like آپ know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get آپ off the hook; doing something sweet will always get آپ off the hook.
7. If آپ talk about having a big Dick; we know آپ don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when آپ act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what آپ say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If آپ did something wrong یا even if آپ didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious سے طرف کی nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if آپ are nice آپ just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, یا anything else آپ and your دوستوں talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be دیا at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool آپ think your goatee یا beard یا mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if آپ think it is cool to burp, fart, یا emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than آپ ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 آپ can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't آپ piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his دوستوں good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks یا anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same موسیقی as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff یا make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. LOL JK JK JK (Thats just me)
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his دوستوں good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks یا anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same موسیقی as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff یا make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. LOL JK JK JK (Thats just me)
