Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service ڈیسک and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid یا a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
8. اقدام a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick آپ out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t آپ people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what آپ can “catch” سے طرف کی casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people آپ can get to شامل میں in.
19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field
20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
21. Try to get people to race آپ across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks آپ get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations such as polka یا Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind آپ in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to random strangers and say “I haven’t seen آپ in so long!” etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. Make a تکیا fort.
43. Shopping کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.
50. When someone steps away from their کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51. Run around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!
52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until آپ get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that آپ don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 منٹ about unicorns.
59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
60. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service ڈیسک and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid یا a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
8. اقدام a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick آپ out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t آپ people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what آپ can “catch” سے طرف کی casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people آپ can get to شامل میں in.
19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field
20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
21. Try to get people to race آپ across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks آپ get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations such as polka یا Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind آپ in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to random strangers and say “I haven’t seen آپ in so long!” etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. Make a تکیا fort.
43. Shopping کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.
50. When someone steps away from their کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51. Run around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!
52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until آپ get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that آپ don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 منٹ about unicorns.
59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
60. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.
These quotes are Quotes with differnt meanings of فیرریٹ, بھگانا یا just the animal.
“If a فیرریٹ, بھگانا bites آپ it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the گیا پڑھا مرتبہ are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, آپ can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to فیرریٹ, بھگانا it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and فیرریٹ, بھگانا it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a فیرریٹ, بھگانا bites آپ it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the گیا پڑھا مرتبہ are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, آپ can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to فیرریٹ, بھگانا it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and فیرریٹ, بھگانا it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I love you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I love you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and آپ don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do آپ use these emotions یا others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) kiss
-See مزید emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. یا be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat food that can make آپ sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda یا crush
4) gety near load stuff یا equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late گھنٹہ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms سٹریٹ, گلی orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make آپ hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what آپ did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat food that can make آپ sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda یا crush
4) gety near load stuff یا equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late گھنٹہ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms سٹریٹ, گلی orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make آپ hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what آپ did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes آپ mad یا doesnt agree with your point of view آپ just رپورٹ them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes آپ mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont رپورٹ thm. Because we are a big family and we dont رپورٹ یا block family we care and دکھائیں love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to رپورٹ someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Love all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes آپ mad یا doesnt agree with your point of view آپ just رپورٹ them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes آپ mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont رپورٹ thm. Because we are a big family and we dont رپورٹ یا block family we care and دکھائیں love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to رپورٹ someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Love all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do آپ want?" "I'm calling to رپورٹ my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank آپ very much for the call, sir." The اگلے day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
