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posted by ImBooOK
Some stuff me and 3 of my دوستوں did at various places.
1. While at wal-mart i ran into a group of guys and told them "Are girls supposed to shave their p****s?" and when they answered i go, "MOM! THEY کہا YEAH" my one friend patted random people on the back saying "nice to meet ja joe!" and we shook all the pop cans and stuck gummy worms in the condom part of the store. stuck condoms in the middle of the isles of various child sections. and bought fake blood from the halloween isle and splattered them in every toilet in the mens restroom toilets (had our guy friend walk in there, fyi)
2. while...
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posted by TditdaCourtney
Me:I HAS A DRESS!!

Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!

Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*

Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o

Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.

Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!

Lilly:I dont like your shirt!

Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD آپ NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx

Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!

Me:RACIST!!!

Me:*reading*

Isaiah:*Takes my book away*

Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!

Isaiah:NO! آپ Read TOO MUCH!!

Me:Pssh NO! I will bite آپ if آپ dont give me back my book!!

Isaiah: Fine...

Me:*hits his head with my book* :D

Isaiah:OWWWW!!

Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO آپ SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!

Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do آپ wanna know?! Were in History Class!!

Mary:Because I like learning big words =w=
posted by BellaCullen96
"Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that آپ haven’t lost your shoes since آپ did this.
Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald’s Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but آپ didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat entire raw potatoes.
Attach a sign that says "FAX" to the paper shredder. Sit and watch to see how many people fall for it.
Bring in dishes that آپ tried to cook but didn’t turn out quite right as special treats for your co-workers.
Build...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket یا کوٹ if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...
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posted by misscrazel
Why are so many people so mean? Why is there child abuse?
I noticed something strange at school. When someone cries no one asks them what's wrong. They'll point it out to others, but no one does anything. It's almost like they're afraid. I wondered why they didn't say anything later, but I didn't either. I think sometimes people don't want to interfere یا maybe it's because no one else does something. Then again humans could just be cold hearted and ignorant.
People shouldn't feel so sad that they harm themselves یا others. People shouldn't be so cruel as to let others feel that way.
Almost everyone experiences depression in their life.
آپ know what? I’m travelling with my idiotic classmates and my teacher to the CAMPSITE.
I didn’t want to, but I had to. آپ see, no way to escape and my love for science has brought me here, i.e., the bus.
I’m alone in my seat. Strike that. Miss Marie is sitting اگلے to me.
We reached the campsite in an hour. We got down the bus and walked towards the place where we have to put up our tents.
Wow! I love doing that.
Brittany threw all her things at me and asked me to put up tent for her and Peter.
Ughh! I don’t have guts to tell her NO!
So, I had to do it for her, the devil of my life.
Ater...
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posted by hakadoshi12345
Egypt: -Slaps haka-

Egypt: T//T

Haka~: O_O

Yuki/Midna: HEY! What'd she do to you?

Soda: WHOA WHOA WHOA

Soda: -ties egypt to a باسکٹ, باسکٹ بال net-

Soda: WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Haka~: I didnt touch you! I touched...

Haka~: Soda o.o

Egypt: SHE چرا لیا, چوری کی MY LAST COCONUT!

Egypt: AND SHE ABUSED MY CAKE

Egypt: AND ME AND MY HUSBAND

Egypt: AND MY WHEAT

Egypt: AND MY WEED

Egypt: AND SHE ROBBED MY HOUSE OF MY LOAN

Egypt: SHE TiED UP THE NARUTO FiXER!

Soda: (Is she seriously freaking out یا is this another strange RP?)

Egypt: She ATE SUGAR iNSTEAD OF WHEAT!

Yuki/Midna: Haka didn't do anything.

Yuki/Midna: (I have no idea.)

Egypt:...
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1: RPing

Now I like to RP as much as the اگلے person, but when آپ RP, don't just do things like: *he walks away and doesn't say a word and then punches you*. If u keep doing that and your character doesnt talk at all, it's BORING as hell. It's really stupid and drives me freaking nuts >:(

2: The ".........." thing

That is like soooo annoying! Seriously, I mean, if u run outta crap to say then just STOP! Don't bother "........." to me, got it? Doing "......." is a waste of a message and not worth replying to. Same goes for RP's. If آپ "......." in a message to me, it WILL be trashed.

3: Using...
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posted by Happy_Aura39
Rolling thunder hear my cry.
Please save me before I die,
if آپ can't than let me fly,
please let me fly.

Don't save yourself if آپ can't save me.
Revenge is my priority,i'm a jealous chick
just wait until آپ see...

This world is a retched place (hell yeah).
It's all do to the human race.
But i'll keep fighting,until I stop breathing....
.

Take me,from the clutches of this messed up evil world!
Save me,save the spirits of those broken hearted girls!

Tired of living in this world in wonder.
Bet I'd do better being 6ft under.
I just can't take it anymore no way no how!!
Please save me now.


مزید to come :-)
posted by Sandfire_Paiger
A girl is having a stomach ache. People say it will pass. But her bloodsugar's high, and after an hour, she wakes up in the emergancy room.
The same girl is in class, and feels her bloodsugar dropping. She practically begs the teacher to let her go to the nurse and check her bloodsugar, but the teacher says she cant wait the گھنٹہ until lunch. The girl wakes up in the nurses office, after almost going into a bloodsugar coma
Another boy doesn't even have a nurse at his school, and has to check his bloodsugar during class before lunch. The teacher yells at him for doing so. Then when he tries...
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posted by Trainofdoom
Well this seems to be necessary for all those who were greatly appalled سے طرف کی the amount of Hetalia on the random spot.

We were just having a little fun. We meant no harm.
If آپ watched Hetalia you'd understand. Us fangirls are CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZY.

So I'd like to apologize to all those who were, offended, injured, saddened, sickened, یا killed سے طرف کی our activities.

We are truly sorry.



Hasta la پاستا :D




We will be back.......


Hungary, out.
posted by brooki
"She couldn't get out of bed. Couldn't find the will to even check her phone, with no new texts یا emails. Lately it had felt like breathing was too much of an effort. Everything was too much, too hard, too much for her to handle. How had this happened? It seemed like one دن she woke up, and it hit her. Life wasn't worth living anymore. School had taken over her life, the drama she chose to ignore was getting out of control. Somehow she'd slipped through the cracks, while making sure she didn't fall off the cliff. Her دوستوں hadn't even noticed that she wasn't there when they looked into...
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" Once up on a time there was a girl wh hated justin bieber when she met him she didn't notice him. Justin Bieber was really surprised. Justin Bieber camed up to the girl and asked for her wuts ur name.
JB: ارے baby, wuts ur name?
the girl was so irritated with him that she couldn't help her self but...
GIRL: f**k away from me
JB: what are u going to do, luv
GIRL: luv?!
the girl kicked him real hard in his private. whwn justin bieber stood up he headed straight for her. she pushed him away on to the road. luckly he walked away before the bus smacked him. she was just about to take out her knife...
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posted by karpach_14
Hair: If آپ شاور at night fixing your بستر hair in the morning will be a hassle. If آپ straighten your hair go ahead and get started before going to bed. That way when آپ straighten it in the morning also it won't be so time consuming. After straightening your hair use a night cream on your hair. If آپ wear your hair curly آپ should curl it یا scrunch it in the morning but still use the night serum to wake up with shiny locks. For volume the اگلے morning wear your hair in a high ponytail at night.

2.Face: First off wash your face at night and in the morning for better skin. At night after...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by cassie-1-2-3
I thought I’d share with آپ all, the horrible event I just experienced only moments ago…
First off, I need to explain my terrifying fear of roaches and all insects. When I was really young, around three years old, I believe, I had a horrible nightmare. I still remember it as clear as day. I was sitting in my bedroom one evening when my parents decided to go to the فلمیں and leave me ہوم all alone. I was sitting there, depressed… when a bunch of roaches stated crawling into my room from under the door. I screamed and jumped onto my bed. مزید and مزید were seeping through until the whole...
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posted by princess829
I've always been interested in guys
Guys that come and go
But the first time I saw you, I knew آپ were her to stay
Or were you? Now that I know our "happily ever after" was all just a big lie!
Oh, oh, oh

I'm about to have my دل broken into two
One piece for me and one piece for you
I'll keep mine for the cherished memories
While آپ go hand yours over to your new girl
And have the cycle repeat itself all over again
Oh, oh
But tonight I'm about to have my دل broken into two
And theres nothing آپ can do

Maybe none of this would've happened
If I hadn't drunk any Mountain Dew that day
Then I wouldn't...
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posted by nmdis
"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His love is deeper, آپ know
He's a real keeper, آپ know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my love back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your love was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got مزید swagger than you
He's got مزید swagger than آپ do
My new boy really...
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posted by saphire1031
The history of Canada: Chapter 1

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posted by TruBerries
Reminder: Please don't misunderstand my tone when I write things. If I were being smart یا yelling, I'd be killing the ایوارڈز right now(lol) but I'm just being real. That's just who I am.

All right, it seems as though every ماہ there's someone posting a picture of themselves in a سوال asking 'am I pretty', 'rate me from 1-10', یا whatever and I must admit, it's extremely annoying. Fanpop is not the place to be posting pictures of yourselves on here knowing that everyone's پروفائل is vulnerable for the taking. I mean it's your decision if آپ want to do that, but I believe it's not safe...
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