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posted by x-menobsessed26
found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris پار, صلیب (criss-cross)
Chris P. بیکن (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
Richard...
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posted by KateKicksAss
“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

“I know that آپ believe آپ understand what آپ think I said, but I'm not sure آپ realize that what آپ heard is not what I meant.”

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag آپ down to his level and beat آپ with experience.”

“I refuse to answer that سوال on the grounds that I don't know the answer.”

"You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach...
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#1: MY SISTER'S EX:
Learning that someone not only cheated on your little sis, but was caught.. It tends to leave certain emotions.

#2: EVERYONE ON TUMBLR:
And Rob Dyke would put me on his دکھائیں for it.

#3: NICHOL ARBOUR:
Yes, if I had to hit a girl.

#4: MY COUSINS EX:
Again, if I had the balls to hit a girl.. Well, at least toliet her house, like in the movies.. I mean, the girl been part of our family 5 years, and did we ever get a thank آپ for the cruise ride, the really expense meals, the christmas gifts?.. Nope, after Shane and her broke up, she took our money, and went on with her life. And even did a swimsuit کا, سومساٹ calander, to add insult to injury.

#5: MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL BULLY:
Just for kicks.
posted by fufe123
Two girls are inside one of there room.
CHARLIE: "Chloe wanna hear a joke?"
CHLOE: "Um sure char char"
CHARLIE: "Okay why did Sally fall off the swing?"
CHLOE: " because she was pushed off?"
CHARLIE: "haha no she had no arms" CHARLIE laughs
CHLOE: " that's horrible! That's not funny!"
CHARLIE: " knock knock"
CHLOE: "um who's there?"
CHARLIE: " NOT SALLY!!!"
CHLOE: your an horrible person آپ know that right!"
Chloe leaves charlie who is laughing like it's no tomorrow little did miss charlie know Sally was waiting for her at the door. She can't knock because she still has no arms.
posted by PartyOrange
1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on یا off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to دکھائیں the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of آپ just shut UP!'

4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'

9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
well looks like the end of the past and time
and here we are once again

why do آپ feel this way?
with just one knife?

a hero should never be afraid to save your life?
your at the edge of your the day?
when fait will take your life away?

why is there feelings?
why are آپ sad?

آپ face shows مزید hurt then bad?

i stopped cutting just last week i was to afraid to cry it was the only way

but why do آپ need a چھری it just brings مزید pain?

not pleasure?

but still im afraid to die im still wondering if it was a lie until u find that resting place never give up on life and fait
posted by hetaliaitaly
people say i just sit there not feeling at all
my face shows pain یا nothing at all
i dont feel loved im surrounded سے طرف کی hate
i look at rain and watch the stars wondering why they look so far

when its دن i watch the clouds wishing that i to
could be free as a بادل moving freely in the wind
no one saying do this and when

life is controlled سے طرف کی my past the pain i feel is long and fast i say to people standing tall i would rather feel pain the nothing at all as i look at myself when i was young i start to think

life is not that fun just going to school and leaving the house is there anything life is actualy about
is living a life with sorrow and gloom really going to change my mood if ever im happy یا never feel bad i may already be dead and crushed and sad.
Oi,all the people out there!Have u ever thought about a life مزید worst than yours?As worst as feeding a cow that hates u and it always poops and pees whenever u have to feed it?My dad is ALWAYS in the farm fields planting vegetables and fruits as my mom stays ہوم and bug me around to help her do house work and the ones in the shed.When I had my FIRST little sister,Tera,she is already annoying enough for the whole house and now my mom had another TWO babies that are twins,Timothy and Trixie,that are both 2 years old.I'm 18 and my sister is 10.My mom left ALL the work to me and my dad to do...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Sagittarius.
Your element: Fire
Your ruling planets: Jupiter
Symbol: The Archer
Your stone: Turquoise
Life Pursuit: To live the good life
Vibration: Overly expressive - frequent burnouts
Sagittarian's Secret Desire: To make a difference in the world

Description:
Ruled سے طرف کی the benefic planet Jupiter, Sagittarians possess a natural exuberance, sense of adventure and love of life that makes them one of the most optimistic zodiac signs of all. Like their astrological symbol - the Archer - Sagittarians are renowned for aiming their sights towards whatever it is they find alluring - a love partner, dream job,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
After 17 years of marriage, Miley's parents are calling the whole thing off.

The US magazine People broke the news of the split. Miley Cyrus' parents کہا it is currently "a very difficult time for our family," and that they're "trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."

Both Billy کرن, رے and Tish have been instrumental in Miley's success, serving as managers for the Hannah Montana star.

Now Miley and her four brothers will have to pull together to make it through this rough time. We hope they are alright,even miley is not my type and i'm not a پرستار of her at all..but i feel upset bout that :(
 the first olied کچھی being clean
the first olied turtle being clean
on april 2010 when the oil spill happen. the oil spill is hurting alot of animles but the most damage was the sea turtals. we must act now BUT آپ could help the sea turtles سے طرف کی donateing to the Audubon Aquarium of New Orlands. If آپ donate the money will be used for equtment to clean the turtles. ANOTHER thing آپ could help well this is a kid's thing i play the good quest game at xeko.com.one مزید thing آپ could help is if آپ buy a save me شرٹ, قمیض at the auudbom website


website:link

xeko: link
 save me T شرٹ, قمیض
save me T shirt
posted by Shelly_McShelly
There were 11 people hanging on to a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a real touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men starting clapping.

Never underestimate the power of a woman.
 LOVE them :D
LOVE them :D
Angela's POV

Days passed one سے طرف کی one, and my love for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a سال since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much جیلی girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me مزید every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...
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posted by SmolKitten
So.... Before someone asks why someone else is doing it...
I was inspired and I easily get inspired in things :'3


OK, HERE I GO!!!- XD




1. I am very interested in space! And I love the galaxy design!

2. When making a پرستار series the first setting that comes to mind is space!!! ^^

3. I love bright, musical films like The Wizard Of Oz یا Steven Universe The Movie! Though, I also like non-musical films like Toy Story and Robots as well!

4. My پسندیدہ Toy Story franchise character is the tiny cop, Officer Giggle :'3 And Forky!

5. I'm OBSESSED with Steven Universe and Camp Camp! Especially Jamie and...
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posted by milorox18
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, شامل میں 'em.
If ya can't شامل میں 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Life is really just getting by. Through love, heartbreak, and this fucked up thing that we call life. Some have good lifes, some have alright lifes, and some have lifes that just plain suck.
posted by canal
Have any of آپ ever asked "is it to late to hate your life?" well its not and i can tell آپ why not just keep reading.

There was once a girl named Kaitlyn and she was one of the happiest kids alive until her sister left her.Kaitlyn thought her life was over.Kaitlyn grew کڑوا, تلخ and hateful to most things.
One دن her Friend Kenzie came over and the two kids played a little.Until one of them came out of line."I hate this game"Kaitlyn yelled."But Katy yesterday آپ کہا آپ loved this game"Kenzie said."Well i hate it now"Kaitlyn screamed."Hoiw can آپ hate if after one day"Kenzie yelled at Kaitlyn.Kaitlyn...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Hes only 14 and he drinks beer

Hes older then his brother سے طرف کی six years

Hes not even old enough to deside

Yet his father always drink infront of the kids

At school he gets teased

For being Dizzy and Drunk

He comes to school with a packet of smokes

Lungs filled with ash

Hes only 14 hes just to young

His 7 سال old brother began when he was 1

Its not there fault it was there dad

Kids get habbits from the ones they look up to

Death inside one single smoke

Just watching then drink while he sat and smoke

Kids can't make that choice

But they do it because of someone's voice

So do whats right for a soul

No one should act older then they have grown

there still just little compared to there dad

So stop this now before there dead
There was an orphan named Taylor,but if I'm gonna tell آپ the story,let me start from the beginning!:
Taylor:Mom!We're outta Clean diapers!
Mom:Coming!Okay here let me do it!
Taylor:Fine!Amber!Come on,time for bed!!!
Amber:(younger sister)NO!!ONE مزید HOUR!!
Taylor:MOM WANTS آپ IN BED!NOW!!*Picks up*
Amber:PUT MR DOWN!!!NOW!!!!
Taylor:*Goes in bedroom*Okay!STAY IN HERE!*Locks Door*
Amber:WAHHH NO!!OPEN THE DOOR!!!
Taylor:Mom!I'll put Charm to bed!
Charm:(baby)WHAAAWHHAHAHAHHA!!!
Taylor:SHH!!*Rocks*
*3 منٹ later*
Taylor:Finally!I can go to bed.Night Mom!
4:00am At night
Taylor:*Wakes up*AH!Oh good it's just a dream.Mom.
MOM.MOM!!Mom?Where is she?*hears ruckus*MOM!!!*Runs downstairs*MOM!!WHERE ARE YOU???*Hears door shut*
MOM!!!*Goes In basement*MOM!!!*Sees mom with blood running down head*MOM!!911!!!
posted by Sandfire_Paiger
Today I had a really bad day, so Im just putting it in an مضمون because it didn't fit on the wall.

:p دن was kinda bad. I was playing flag football. I tryed to grab one of a boys flags. He had a weird rope thing on his pants, and it skinned my finger pretty good.
Then my sister, who I TOLD that I had band today, that I had a huge saxaphone to carry on the bus, STILL brought her clarinet کے, الغوزہ for me to bring ہوم on the bus for her.
And I had a project that was due today, and I hadn't even star...ted yet, so I had to color all of my 11:45-12:30 study hall, still didn't finish, finished coloring right as the 3:18 گھنٹی, بیل rang during homeroom (I had band, so I couldn't do it during 2:00-3:00 study hall). My cousin was nice enough to take my bag, saxaphone, and my sisters clarinet کے, الغوزہ out to the bus pickup/dropoff place while I literally sprinted to get my project to Mrs. Beauchene so I didn't get a 0 on my project.

Lovely day, wasn't it?
posted by sassikassi
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When آپ actually choose names, make sure it's people آپ actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead یا you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers آپ want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite s/e/x. NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like دوستوں یا family....) in...
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