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posted by ilovetowrite
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
people on random are the dumbest persons in life they are very disappointed ,they are lost everywhere ,they forget freedom is just another life ,and they are depressed and don't get a life
How pathetic !
They are real trolls
they are annoying
and they will go to hell soon
i'll kick their dirty پچھواڑے, گدا soon
HOW Pathetic are they ?

they should be burnt here and send to the hell!


lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
olololololololloooolloo
posted by KilledbyanAngel
Dear Twilight fans,
Edward is a FAIRY.
Sincerely, Logic
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Dear push down and twist medicine bottles,
Not every one can multitask.
Sincerely, I.need.my.meds.
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Dear teacher,
Why didn't I go to the bathroom during lunch?
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO THEN!
Sincerely, Annoyed Student
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Dear iPod,
You fought bravely. But stay out of the laundry اگلے time.
Sincerely, Washing Machine
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Dear Parents,
I'm starting to realize that when آپ send me to my room after...
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Read these are funnay...

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours سے طرف کی hooking a camcorder کی, camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each...
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posted by andresandru
"argggg!" Lawrence shouted, as he died, everyone was near him, James, a 12 year-old boy, was right beside him, and Philip, his 15 year-old brother, too.

Lawrence had many adventures when child, he went to almost every country, he tried everything, it was no surprise the old man died 3 days before his 102 birthday.

Eventualy, after many coughing, Lawrence closed his eyes, James started crying, and his brother hugged gim, it's hard when آپ lose a familiar, but when they where going to leave, James, who was holding still Lawrence's hand, felt a hard grip.

"James?" Philip saw he didn't go, so he...
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posted by madscientist117
Memory of a Soul

I was a boy who once had a great life. The reason why I کہا “used to be” is because I died, and somehow, I was reborn and regained my memory. My name used to be Francis Adams. I once had two good parents, two 1-month old twin siblings named George and Georgia, and a girlfriend named Christian Anderson. I got straight A’s every school year.    
When I was 12 years old and in 7th grade, my dad and I were walking ہوم from school and then one of my dad’s workers stopped us. My dad, who owned an electronic company with many employees, forgot to pay...
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posted by Musiclover456
My دل is cold
bitter
and sad
My دل is angry
raged
and nothing more
My دل is crying
crying
and lonely
but my دل can be warm
soft
and happy
My دل can be happy
joyful
and everything else
My دل can be smiling
smiling
and with دوستوں
but people hate me
so my دل reflects that
i cut myself from
آپ and everyone
i cut myself from the
world
my دل hates being alive
so please help me
before
i give up
hope
and i start dying
from the inside
out
so be strong and help me
دکھائیں me what it mean to be alive
دکھائیں me the way to happiness
دکھائیں me what being happy means
دکھائیں me before my
Heart
give out
on
me
posted by sassikassi
Can آپ read this? I cduol't blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to a rscheeacrh at Cmarbgide Uirenvtsiy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht odrer the ltretes in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tnhig is taht the frsit and lsat lttteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl nses and آپ can siltl raed it whtouit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseac the huamn mnid does not raed ervey lteetr سے طرف کی istlef, but the wrod as a wolhe. Azinamg, huh? Yaeh, and I tghuhot slpelnig was ipmroantt! I آپ can raed tihs, rpsoet it. Strange...isn't it?=) ONLY REPOST IF U CAN READ THIS.
posted by Directioner3300
Once there was a scary legend that everyone was talking about,and everyone thought that they should اقدام far away.
This legend was about an evil phantom who always goes to find people to feed on.
So the people decided to اقدام far away from it.But the phantom smelled their scent and always followe the people.They always tried to اقدام away but it was no use.
The phantom knew where they were.
Until one دن somebody کہا "I think I know how to get rid of that phantom once and for all".
And until that دن on the people decided that they will get rid of it.
The phantom came back and the people were finally ready to get rid of it.
So the people used cannons and the phantom went away.
And on that very دن the people finally didn't have to worry anymore.
posted by Cyrusrocks
I thought these were funny. Hope u like them.



I "wonder" why some "people" like to use random "quotation marks" in their "sentences".

Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!

Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.

Be warned if آپ piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat آپ will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.

I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p

If آپ are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
I must admit that I have often thought
of leaving it all behind and letting everything go

I was lost and alone, as I always am,
So many people around me,
Yet no one seems to care.

They say they understand and love me very much,
But just when I Trust to love, they forget and اقدام on.

I held the چھری so close
as tears, mixed with blood,
Began to fall slowly.
Like a foolish child I cried.

Knowing that I could end it all now
made my mind draw a blank.

I put the چھری away and tried to wipe the blood,
that ran faster than I can describe.

I knew suicide wasn't the answer I was looking for.
I knew there was a reason for me being alone.

So many bad things happening at once -
They can make آپ forget
About the good qualities of life.

Even though life is hard,
and trouble an inevitable part of it.

If آپ decide to leave it all behind,
maybe آپ will,
but I can guarantee that others
....Your Mistake will haunt
posted by -SkySplitter-
On the internet, nearly anyone respects someones opinion. People tell each other to go to hell for disliking something. Like, if آپ were to say آپ hate Miley Cyrus some پرستار might say go to hell even though آپ were just saying your opinion. This is really bad. People aren't getting proper respect of their own opinions. This is how I feel about it. :/


















This مضمون is really short. And I mean really really short. Like little baby kitten short. یا puppy... یا cub.... یا sushi.... یا chick.... the chicken kind....
posted by MutantGenius
I was sitting in class and this girl kept flipping her hair in my face. سے طرف کی this time it was November, and she'd been doing it since August.

I finally decided to tell her, "Please stop flipping your hair in my face," as politely as I could.

"Excuse me, well, I'm sorry, but I'm stretching, I can't just stop!"

"Um, آپ can stretch without flipping your hair," I said.

"No I can't," she said.

"Uh, yes آپ can."

"Well آپ didn't have to be so rude!"

"I wasn't rude,"

"Yes آپ were, wasn't she?"

"I کہا please."

"No, آپ were totally rude."

I grew a tiny bit of back bone just then, I کہا "Okay, sure, whatever...
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Here is a random game I saw online. Just think of random ways آپ can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks آپ can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my دوستوں do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to random people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles singing the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...
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posted by karpach_14
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want آپ to hold me."

The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the اگلے دن the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We 'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIII
IIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well gir and the doom song is a big hit its on the سب, سب سے اوپر 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the random picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
posted by Gothheart13
True and Touching Story:
A girl and a guy were speeding
over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:
Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:
No, this is fun.
Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy:
Then tell methat
آپ love me.
Girl:
I love you, slow down.
Guy:
Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big
hug*
Guy:
Can آپ take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.
The next
دن in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash,
but only one
survived."
The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't
working,
but he didn't want the girl to
know.
Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet
on so that she would live, even
if it meant that he would die.
If آپ would do the same for the
person آپ love.THANK YOU
posted by jessicamc26
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right اگلے to him. He speeded up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he followed to chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer کہا "Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer کہا "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little ٹٹو پرستار Fiction. If آپ do not like multi-colored horses, run away before it's too late.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, سے طرف کی the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana...
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posted by poulamikundu
When is 99 مزید than 100?
ANS: A microwave. Generally when آپ run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 منٹ and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.

What is brown and sticky?
ANS: A stick!

What two things can آپ never eat for breakfast?
ANS: Lunch and dinner!

Suppose آپ had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should آپ choose in order to live?
ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!

At work a lady is requested to اقدام a 2 ton machine with out...
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posted by milorox18
A True Boyfriend:


When she walks away from آپ mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes آپ یا hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her آپ love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When آپ see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When آپ see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When آپ see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder,...
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