10. Sing “Bad Touch” سے طرف کی the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with آپ for Halloween
4. دکھائیں him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile یا if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with آپ for Halloween
4. دکھائیں him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile یا if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
There is a topless تصویر of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied سے طرف کی some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged تصویر of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” کہا her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied سے طرف کی some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged تصویر of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” کہا her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
If آپ think آپ reading all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real پرستار Twilight fan, wait until آپ read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega پرستار of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years پہلے when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been love with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega پرستار of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years پہلے when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been love with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can خارج the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused سے طرف کی Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle آپ with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a دل attack; his دل lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Salati is a leopard that was adopted سے طرف کی the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate animals that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became دوستوں with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a کتے at the time.
آپ would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two animals connected from the first moment. Now the two animals are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
Hayley
Kat: آپ spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and آپ know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO LOVE AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, آپ stay since آپ live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and آپ know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO LOVE AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, آپ stay since آپ live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Yeah,this is the first مضمون I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 سال old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If آپ met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know آپ don't hit when آپ don't get what آپ want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's مزید but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what آپ think in تبصرے please:)
O.K I have a 7 سال old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If آپ met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know آپ don't hit when آپ don't get what آپ want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's مزید but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what آپ think in تبصرے please:)
