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posted by percylover19
Percylover19 3

(this whole story is in Kerry's POV)
Chapter 1
     I picked up the phone and called Sam. Sam has been my best friend since third grade. He has dirty blond hair and brown eyes. He also lives right up my street. "Hello?" he answered.
     "Hey it's me, Kerry. Has the new kids moved in yet?"
     "I have seen the moving وین a couple of times but no sign of our new neighbors."
     "I really hope one of them is a girl. No offense but I really want somebody I can talk to about girly stuff, that's not my mom."
     "None taken. I don't want to know about your girl troubles...
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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor سے طرف کی floor, and once آپ find what آپ are looking for, آپ can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling آپ what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The دوستوں laugh and without hesitation اقدام on to...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain آپ understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help آپ concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, آپ can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help آپ concentrate. If your friend shows آپ his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Stand سے طرف کی one of the doors یا elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on سب, سب سے اوپر of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks سے طرف کی say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a سینڈوچ sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair اگلے to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause آپ know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause آپ know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In آپ I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIII
IIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well gir and the doom song is a big hit its on the سب, سب سے اوپر 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the random picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives آپ something to look آگے to."
The End
(1)We don't like to be used as a show-off فر, سمور ur friends:we know we r cute but we r meant to be only shown of فر, سمور our man. (2)We hate names like babes,hot thang,or chick. (3)We r sensible and some boys r ignorant to our FEELINGS-CARE MORE!!!!! (4)Love us;don't toy with Us! (5)Don't rush into serious actions,it makes us Uncomfortable! (6)Don't ask ur دوستوں to do it,do it yourself. (7)When u ask us we'll believe;if y'all text it,we'll خارج it. (8)Don't be suctiony,we luv Space! (9)Don't pretend ya somethin ya not,we can smell fakeness. (10)Last,if ur older say 15 یا OLDER———DONT GET...
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posted by 7things
Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in آپ are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in آپ are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in آپ are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in آپ are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she کہا no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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Girls!
-if آپ love عملی حکمت and Twilight,
then آپ are going to love this!

-They are making an عملی حکمت series of the saga!

مزید and مزید the rumor of an عملی حکمت Twilight دکھائیں is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight عملی حکمت until 2013!

Sent in سے طرف کی (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress
1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor تیز رو, سوئفٹ Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 ڈریک گھنٹی, بیل Our Love
9 Selena Gomez A سال Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 ڈریک گھنٹی, بیل Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 ڈریک گھنٹی, بیل I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor تیز رو, سوئفٹ Love Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 ڈریک گھنٹی, بیل I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
posted by darkkhorn19
Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, آپ kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your Gothic clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your emo hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...
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posted by dramaqueen00
 eat it now!
eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no کشمش, مویز Bran
Well, don't آپ know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food آپ hate ooh
You won't get no dessert 'till آپ clean off your plate
So eat it, don't آپ tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some مزید chicken, have some مزید pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled یا fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...
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