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1. آپ shall have no other deities یا rulers in the 24 Universe before Almeida.
2. آپ shall respect the awesome likeness of Almeida, and make for yourself only those تصاویر (in the form of پرستار art such as desktop wallpapers, icons, avatars and پرستار sites) which uphold the intrinsic values, ideals, experience and aesthetic of the amazing creation that is Tony Almeida.
3. آپ shall not mispronounce, misuse یا otherwise defile the holy name of Almeida.
4. Respect and honour the official viewing دن (dubbed Holy Day) سے طرف کی keeping it free of scheduling conflicts. Avoid making appointments, meetings یا shifts at work during the Holy Hour. Turn off your phone if possible. If it is not feasible to avoid conflicts on the Holy دن during the Holy Hour, do everything آپ can to record یا download the material for the purposes of delayed worship. Failing to worship will result in the Wrath of Almeida! However, if The Ghost of Victor Drazen interferes with your worship plans, it is acceptable to request assistance from like-minded Almeidaists.
5. Honour your mother and/or father and/or other respected family members سے طرف کی imparting your گیا پڑھا مرتبہ on the awesome power of Almeida at every available opportunity.
6. آپ shall not, under any circumstances, wish for the death یا destruction of Almeida. If such a heinous event should occur (again), آپ must express your outrage and displeasure through all ways and means available to آپ (again).
7. آپ shall not worship, idolize, love یا respect any other 24 character to the degree and intensity آپ do Almeida (even Chappelle). Furthermore, آپ shall not betray the Holy گھنٹہ سے طرف کی watching any other program at the same time. If آپ feel آپ must enjoy another program which airs at the same time as the Holy Hour, the Holy گھنٹہ must take precedence and the other program must be recorded/downloaded and enjoyed at a later time.
8. آپ shall not steal, plagiarize یا adopt for yourself the holy words and actions of Tony Almeida without due credit to the source, thereby spreading the Holy Word of Almeida. Furthermore, آپ shall not replicate the quotes/dialogue transcripts, screencaps یا other materials of this canon to Almeida without due credit to this site.
9. آپ shall not برداشت, ریچھ false witness against Almeida سے طرف کی willfully misinterpreting his character arc and motives, knowingly reporting false information about his storylines یا repeating uncorroborated spoilers from unreliable sources.
10. آپ shall not covet Almeida’s signature soulpatch; آپ shall not covet Almeida’s fashionable clothes, particularly his new badass black leather jacket; آپ shall not covet Almeida’s vintage way of saying “Yeah”, “Alright” and “Okay”. These things are sacred to Almeida and Almeida alone.
1. آپ shall have no other deities یا rulers in the 24 Universe before Almeida.
2. آپ shall respect the awesome likeness of Almeida, and make for yourself only those تصاویر (in the form of پرستار art such as desktop wallpapers, icons, avatars and پرستار sites) which uphold the intrinsic values, ideals, experience and aesthetic of the amazing creation that is Tony Almeida.
3. آپ shall not mispronounce, misuse یا otherwise defile the holy name of Almeida.
4. Respect and honour the official viewing دن (dubbed Holy Day) سے طرف کی keeping it free of scheduling conflicts. Avoid making appointments, meetings یا shifts at work during the Holy Hour. Turn off your phone if possible. If it is not feasible to avoid conflicts on the Holy دن during the Holy Hour, do everything آپ can to record یا download the material for the purposes of delayed worship. Failing to worship will result in the Wrath of Almeida! However, if The Ghost of Victor Drazen interferes with your worship plans, it is acceptable to request assistance from like-minded Almeidaists.
5. Honour your mother and/or father and/or other respected family members سے طرف کی imparting your گیا پڑھا مرتبہ on the awesome power of Almeida at every available opportunity.
6. آپ shall not, under any circumstances, wish for the death یا destruction of Almeida. If such a heinous event should occur (again), آپ must express your outrage and displeasure through all ways and means available to آپ (again).
7. آپ shall not worship, idolize, love یا respect any other 24 character to the degree and intensity آپ do Almeida (even Chappelle). Furthermore, آپ shall not betray the Holy گھنٹہ سے طرف کی watching any other program at the same time. If آپ feel آپ must enjoy another program which airs at the same time as the Holy Hour, the Holy گھنٹہ must take precedence and the other program must be recorded/downloaded and enjoyed at a later time.
8. آپ shall not steal, plagiarize یا adopt for yourself the holy words and actions of Tony Almeida without due credit to the source, thereby spreading the Holy Word of Almeida. Furthermore, آپ shall not replicate the quotes/dialogue transcripts, screencaps یا other materials of this canon to Almeida without due credit to this site.
9. آپ shall not برداشت, ریچھ false witness against Almeida سے طرف کی willfully misinterpreting his character arc and motives, knowingly reporting false information about his storylines یا repeating uncorroborated spoilers from unreliable sources.
10. آپ shall not covet Almeida’s signature soulpatch; آپ shall not covet Almeida’s fashionable clothes, particularly his new badass black leather jacket; آپ shall not covet Almeida’s vintage way of saying “Yeah”, “Alright” and “Okay”. These things are sacred to Almeida and Almeida alone.