Deidara: Compliment Deidara's good looks.
Kisame: Make a new addition to your aquarium.
Itachi: Give Itachi a taste of his own madicine.
Zetsu: Confuse the cannibal with cheesy lines.
Hidan: Spread the joy of Christianity and Convert all non-believers.
Tobi: Tell Tobi he's a bad boy rawr.
Kakuzu and Konan: Harass the team's financial worker and origami artist with cruel and demented torture.
Konan: یا آپ can throw water on her(makes her soggy)
Sasori: سوال Sasori's artistic beliefs
Pain: Improve your aim with a bit of dart practice.
Then.............

RUN IF آپ WANT TO LIVE!!!