The sun rose gently over a ہل, لندن as Zetsu sprinkled water over several flowers and birds chirped a beautiful melody. Zetsu began to speak to himself. “This is a beautiful morning. Yes quite. Absolutely nothing could ruin it.” “Yo Zetsu! What the f*** are آپ doing?” Zetsu turned around and mumbled to himself. “Except that.” The birds flew away out of fear of Hidan’s shouting. Hidan looked at Zetsu’s garden with disgust. “These are some pretty ugly weeds آپ got here pal.” “We are not your pal. Now if آپ don’t mind We’d like to continue with our gardening.” Hidan stood over Zetsu’s shoulder. “Oh right آپ got a تقسیم, الگ کریں personality. Say does that mean when آپ f*** it is automatically a threesome?” Zetsu took a deep sigh to calm down. “Go away please.” Hidan noticed an unusual سونا colored پھول and moved closer to it. Zetsu became alarmed. “Don’t touch that! It’s very dangerous!” Hidan scoffed, “I’m immortal s***head. I’ll be fine.” The پھول sprayed a سونا dust on Hidan and he immediately passed out. Zetsu stared at Hidan for a moment. “Should we help him? Nah.” About an گھنٹہ later Hidan woke up and Zetsu had finished working on his garden. “Are آپ feeling alright Hidan?” Hidan looked at Zetsu and smiled warmly. “Quite alright old friend. I dare say I’m in tip سب, سب سے اوپر shape.” Zetsu’s eyes widened as Hidan strolled back to Akatsuki whistling. Itachi and Kisame were drinking چائے while playing a game of shogi as Hidan walked by. “Good afternoon gentlemen. Are آپ enjoying your sporting game of shogi?” Itachi and Kisame stared at him for a moment. “Is something the matter gentlemen? I hope I haven’t offended thee.” Kisame grabbed his Samehada and swung it at Hidan. “It’s an imposter!” Hidan managed to evade. “Have آپ gone daft man? It is me. Your friend Hidan.” Itachi used his Sharingan. “It really is him Kisame. Though he is behaving rather oddly.” Hidan shook his head. “Thank آپ for your concern my old chum, but my دل feels as light as a feather, my body as strong as an ox, and my mind as brilliant as diamond!” Hidan continued on into the Akatsuki base walking past Kakuzu whistling. “Kakuzu my good man. My brother in immortality. How does this most glorious of mornings treat you?” Kakuzu launched his hand at Hidan’s throat and began to choke him. “Who are you?” Itachi and Kisame walked in and explained how Hidan was acting strangely. Zetsu soon appeared and explained what happened. “Hidan came into contact with a plant in my garden called ‘The Sunrise Rebirth’. At sunrise if someone comes in contact with this plant it can spray dust particles that once breathed in alter ones personality.” Kakuzu finally let go of Hidan. “Can he be restored to normal?” “Yes. I just have to take some herbs from my garden that I need to liquefy he has to drink tonight at midnight.” Zetsu left to gather the necessary herbs, in the meantime Hidan continued to wander around the Akatsuki base. He bumped into Deidara, who was scolding Tobi. “You can’t have a cookie un. It will spoil your dinner.” Tobi got on his knees and begged. “Tobi loves کوکیز senpai. Just one.” “No and that is final un.” Hidan got in between them. “Gentlemen I believe I have a solution. Tobi if آپ would be willing to do some chores around the base then آپ may have a cookie. ” Tobi jumped up and down with joy. “Okee dokee.” Hidan turned to Deidara. “It is important for youngsters to learn responsibility at this delicate stage of development.” Deidara looked annoyed. “Tobi is in his forties un.” Hidan chuckled. “Well آپ never really stop being a child. آپ just learn how to act in public.” Hidan grabbed some of Deidara’s clay. “I hope آپ don’t mind dear comrade, but I would like to experiment on your clay. I have a scientific theory آپ may find artistic.” Deidara raised an eyebrow. “I guess.” Hidan took the bit of clay in his room and began to work on it. Later that night he came out of his room wearing a white lab coat. “Deidara come hither if آپ please.” Deidara entered Hidan’s room and saw he had thrown out his Jashinist tools and turned it into a laboratory. Hidan showed him a small test tube of clay. “I call this c4 clay. Watch what happens.” He put the clay in a cage with a چوہا and had Deidara explode it. At first nothing happened. “Explode it again old chum.” Deidara did that and the چوہا disintegrated. Deidara looked on in amazement. “You see old friend. It creates microscopic bombs that get inside the enemy. آپ can then set them off and disintegrate any opponent.” Hidan handed the formula for the c4 clay to Deidara. “A gift. Consider a token of appreciation for being my longtime friend.” “Thanks Hidan! This will come in handy for my rematch with Itachi un.” Kakuzu and Zetsu came into the room with the formula in a glass. “Alright Hidan. It’s time to put آپ back to normal.” Deidara was alarmed and block their path. “Are آپ guys crazy un? Hidan is way مزید useful in this new form un.” Kakuzu grabbed Deidara سے طرف کی the شرٹ, قمیض collar. “Well I need someone to beat up.” “Why can’t آپ just beat up the new Hidan un?” Kakuzu looked down as if depressed. “I tried already. It’s just not the same.” A clay centipede کی, کنکھجورا, ہزارپا wrapped itself around Kakuzu. “Katsu!” It exploded and Kakuzu’s body parts quickly تقسیم, الگ کریں up to escape the centipede’s blow. He quickly reattached himself. Kakuzu’s lightening mask emerged partially from his body. “Lightning Style: False Darkness!” Deidara made a clay bird and quickly hopped on and flew out of the way of the blast. As they were fighting Zetsu gave Hidan the formula. They all stared at Hidan who looked around his room slowly. “Who the f*** put all this nerd s*** in my room?” Deidara’s head hung low as Kakuzu smiled under his mask. He began to beat up Hidan as Deidara and Zetsu walked out. “Oh well. I still got the c4 clay out of it un.” “Yeah and Hidan will learn to stay out of our garden.”