Cando and Scar have been married for a while now and they still haven’t gone on a honeymoon. They planned out theirs. Cando had to get leave from work to go on this trip. They were leaving that night. They چرا لیا, چوری کی and figured out so much technology from humans that howling wasn’t necessary. Instead they called.
“Yo, Winston. I need leave. Scar and I are going on a honeymoon.”
“Sure, Cando. We don’t have much going on anyway.”
“Thanks Winston,” Cando hung up, “He کہا yes. Where should we go?”
“Anywhere. We could just take a road trip.”
“True. Yeah, the truck gets great mileage! 9 whole miles per gallon!”
“Quit Joshing.”
“Sorry! I’m sorry It’s just funny.”
“It holds 35 gallons. That’s still 305 miles with out fuel.”
“I still love that thing.”
“You love a truck مزید than me?”
Cando jumped onto Scar, “I don’t love anything مزید than I love you!”
Scar rolled onto her back and let Cando crawl on her and mount her. They’ve done this technique every time they mated. Cando remembered something.
“Crap! I forgot about Humphrey’s surprise party!”
“He has a surprise party?”
“Yes. It starts in 3 minutes.”
“We better hurry!”
Humphrey was supposed to be back about 5:00. Cando and Scar were fashionably late at 4:59. They came through the door.
“Surprise!” Everyone yelled.
“Woah it’s just Scar and I! Oh here he comes! Back to your positions!”
Cando and Scar jumped into their positions. Humphrey soon came into the door.
“Surprise!” Everyone yelled.
“Oh guys آپ didn’t have to do this!”
Kate approached Humphrey and hugged him, “We wanted to! سے طرف کی the way, آپ get a special surprise tonight.”
All the wolves came to an uproar.
“Happy birthday!”
“Johnny, I have something to give to you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, follow me.”
They came up to a tundra کی, شمالی Super Duty, double cab with a diesel engine.
“Oh my God! No way!”
Johnny looked at this black, massive beauty.
“Thanks so much dad! Now I can go to the drive through and order what ever I want and take forever!”
Humphrey was embarrassed but he laughed. Mooch came and tackled him out of nowhere.
“Happy birthday buddy!”
“Thanks Mooch!”
Shakey jumped in between Humphrey and Mooch.
“I wish آپ a happier birthday!”
Salty slid in, “I wish آپ the happiest birthday.”
“Man, I miss my Omega days!”
Humphrey heard the strum of a guitar. He looked to wear he detected the noise.
“No way! It’s Metallica! Holy Crap! This is the best birthday ever!”
“I knew you’d like it.”
“All I want to say is happy fricken birthday Humphrey!” James, the singer said, “I know آپ like the song And Justice for All, so we’re going to play it.”
“Thanks so much guys!”
“Anything for a fan.”
They played And Justice for All for Humphrey. It was Humphrey’s پسندیدہ song ever. The song ended probably 10 منٹ later.
“Thanks guys! I love آپ all!”
“No problem Humphrey.”
“I’m officially a true fan!”
The party ended and everyone left.
“Yo, Winston. I need leave. Scar and I are going on a honeymoon.”
“Sure, Cando. We don’t have much going on anyway.”
“Thanks Winston,” Cando hung up, “He کہا yes. Where should we go?”
“Anywhere. We could just take a road trip.”
“True. Yeah, the truck gets great mileage! 9 whole miles per gallon!”
“Quit Joshing.”
“Sorry! I’m sorry It’s just funny.”
“It holds 35 gallons. That’s still 305 miles with out fuel.”
“I still love that thing.”
“You love a truck مزید than me?”
Cando jumped onto Scar, “I don’t love anything مزید than I love you!”
Scar rolled onto her back and let Cando crawl on her and mount her. They’ve done this technique every time they mated. Cando remembered something.
“Crap! I forgot about Humphrey’s surprise party!”
“He has a surprise party?”
“Yes. It starts in 3 minutes.”
“We better hurry!”
Humphrey was supposed to be back about 5:00. Cando and Scar were fashionably late at 4:59. They came through the door.
“Surprise!” Everyone yelled.
“Woah it’s just Scar and I! Oh here he comes! Back to your positions!”
Cando and Scar jumped into their positions. Humphrey soon came into the door.
“Surprise!” Everyone yelled.
“Oh guys آپ didn’t have to do this!”
Kate approached Humphrey and hugged him, “We wanted to! سے طرف کی the way, آپ get a special surprise tonight.”
All the wolves came to an uproar.
“Happy birthday!”
“Johnny, I have something to give to you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, follow me.”
They came up to a tundra کی, شمالی Super Duty, double cab with a diesel engine.
“Oh my God! No way!”
Johnny looked at this black, massive beauty.
“Thanks so much dad! Now I can go to the drive through and order what ever I want and take forever!”
Humphrey was embarrassed but he laughed. Mooch came and tackled him out of nowhere.
“Happy birthday buddy!”
“Thanks Mooch!”
Shakey jumped in between Humphrey and Mooch.
“I wish آپ a happier birthday!”
Salty slid in, “I wish آپ the happiest birthday.”
“Man, I miss my Omega days!”
Humphrey heard the strum of a guitar. He looked to wear he detected the noise.
“No way! It’s Metallica! Holy Crap! This is the best birthday ever!”
“I knew you’d like it.”
“All I want to say is happy fricken birthday Humphrey!” James, the singer said, “I know آپ like the song And Justice for All, so we’re going to play it.”
“Thanks so much guys!”
“Anything for a fan.”
They played And Justice for All for Humphrey. It was Humphrey’s پسندیدہ song ever. The song ended probably 10 منٹ later.
“Thanks guys! I love آپ all!”
“No problem Humphrey.”
“I’m officially a true fan!”
The party ended and everyone left.
name: humphrey sweetwater
gender:male
age:classified
occupation: military
description: well mannered man from hoboken he`s really a nice guy but seems to be nerdy and a party animal when دیا a bottle of scotch side notes~ has a strange talent with large weapons
*has a strange idea of what poker really is
**is still a virgin**
*has lost of other strange talents and has strange 1,000 dollar prescription lenses
*when talking can be a smart ass
*is from hoboken*
ill mannered around gnerals and high ranks
*will use his LMG to break just about anything
*hates snakes
gender:male
age:classified
occupation: military
description: well mannered man from hoboken he`s really a nice guy but seems to be nerdy and a party animal when دیا a bottle of scotch side notes~ has a strange talent with large weapons
*has a strange idea of what poker really is
**is still a virgin**
*has lost of other strange talents and has strange 1,000 dollar prescription lenses
*when talking can be a smart ass
*is from hoboken*
ill mannered around gnerals and high ranks
*will use his LMG to break just about anything
*hates snakes
FRED: OH GOD I'M LOST IN A SCARY FOREST AND I DONT KNOW HOW. I'M IN A FOREST CALLED JASPER. BUT THEN I GOT LOST.
KATE: HEY!
FRED: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! TALKING WOLF!!!!!
KATE: THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?
FRED: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
KATE: K FINE
HUMPHREY:WHO THE FUCK IS THIS KID?
KATE: I DONT KNOW BUT HIS SCARYING ME.
HUMPHREY: WANT ME TO GET OUT EVE
KATE:I DONT GIVE A FUCK
THEY GET OUT EVE
FRED:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
EVE HAS A CHAINSAW
FRED USED HIS SCREAM
EVE FLEDS سے طرف کی THE DREADFUL SCREAM
HUMPHREY: GOD JUST SHUT UP YOUR SO ANNOYING!
HUMPHREY BITES HIS NECK AND CHOKES HIM
KATE: HEY!
FRED: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! TALKING WOLF!!!!!
KATE: THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?
FRED: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
KATE: K FINE
HUMPHREY:WHO THE FUCK IS THIS KID?
KATE: I DONT KNOW BUT HIS SCARYING ME.
HUMPHREY: WANT ME TO GET OUT EVE
KATE:I DONT GIVE A FUCK
THEY GET OUT EVE
FRED:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
EVE HAS A CHAINSAW
FRED USED HIS SCREAM
EVE FLEDS سے طرف کی THE DREADFUL SCREAM
HUMPHREY: GOD JUST SHUT UP YOUR SO ANNOYING!
HUMPHREY BITES HIS NECK AND CHOKES HIM
To help get into the christmas spirit. There will be مزید after this.
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and شامل میں the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old سال passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd آپ wolves think?
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and شامل میں the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old سال passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd آپ wolves think?
1. I already made a site for it
2. I am going to make a spot just to کریں شائع it and take edits and پرستار arts.
3. I got in trouble for using Kate so, آپ know, minor setback
4. I feel like I made Lily a bit unrealistic.
5. (more of a note for when I put it up) Do NOT give me ships! آپ can theorize them, but do not tell me that certain characters should get together!
So, that is why آپ have not seen Lily's دوستوں on A&O pages. Thank آپ and Good day.
Since I was bored of just working on T and M-rated stories all the time (even if I still plan to finish everything I've started), I started this پرستار fiction to دکھائیں what I think may happen in the new A&O movie coming out اگلے year. I've been working on it for some time, so it's at 10 chapters, but here's the link if anyone is interested in reading it. So far, it's proven to be my most مقبول story, in terms of numbers of reviews per chapter (37 for just 10 chapters) and the number of faves (5, which is 3 مزید than my اگلے most faved story) and number of followers (9, which is 5 مزید than my اگلے most followed story).
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