Alpha and Omega Article: humphrey the redneck

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posted by katelover14

HUMPHREY:kate stop humping *moans* oh its آپ eve just dont try to wake me up اگلے time ok eve?

EVE:but آپ taste so good!

HUMPHREY: i know i know but dont make me horny enough to hump both آپ hard cause remember last time?

eve: yes i remember...

Humphrey:now what does a bad girl get now a hump یا a spank?

eve: a spank. master?

HUMPHREY: *spanks* yes now fuck me harder.

eve" yes master i will.

KATE: ارے my little redneck آپ jacking up with eve again huh?

humphrey" yes *moans* yes i am. kate want to lick your moms vagina.

kate: yes humphrey i do!

Humphrey: well go on!

Kate:*sticks her tongue in eves vagina* *moans*
slightly murmuring.

Eve:*mmph* *ahh* Kate! آپ feel good!

Kate:well mom آپ taste good!

Eve:thank آپ dear.

Humphrey: now eve I'm putting my wolfhood in your mouth. OK?

eve:yes master give me a blowjob!

Humphrey:*sticks wolfhood in eves mouth* wow! your mouth is warm eve!

eve:*moans* slightly chokes a bit

Humphrey:*slides back and fourth* in eves mouth going faster and faster.

kate: wow humpy i mean humphrey your going fast!

humphrey: thank آپ kate! i might cum any سیکنڈ now eve get ready.
*climax* juices pouring all over humphreys penis and eves face.

Humphrey YES SIR! i humped آپ good didnt i eve?

EVE;yes آپ did humphrey yes آپ did.

Kate:yeah humphrey آپ did whoops!

*candles fall on humphreys chest*

humphrey:*blood-curdling scream!

both eve/kate:whats wrong humphrey?

humphrey:well first of all i have hot wax on my damn chest 2nd of all i feel like jeff foxworthy on blue کالر now from his joke so...

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katealphawolf Wow lol

WinstonTheAlpha The joke came from Bill Engvall not Jeff Foxwotrhy.

63712 epic and funny

alvin33355 EEwww. poor Humphrey

alvin33355 This has been edited (the very end)

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What's your take, episode 12. AZXOLL

posted by Canada24

Okay.

So here I go.

KingAzxoll mentioned the words "real review" when requesting this of me. Generally all I ever get called is a "hypercrite review" and other less then inspiring shit.

But personally one of my highest issues of this story. Is not havong the attention span for such a long story. So I skimmed though it. And read some of the comments.

I think I have enough information, to review it the best I still can.

There's a character called King. See, THAT'S a بھیڑیا name.. Well. Not really actually. But least it's better then Runt and Stinky.

Seriously though. Someone take that MLP name "blueblood"....

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Naming The Pups *Short Story*

posted by TheChriZ1995

Summary: What I think happened when Kate and Humphrey named their three new pups.

A/N: Just a little idea that popped into my head, enjoy!

Naming The Pups - TheChriZ1995

The sun shined up in the sky as another summer دن passed by, clouds rolled سے طرف کی and birds sung, everything was calm and peaceful. However for a family of wolves in the united pack this دن was truly special because today three new pups have been introduced to the world. Winston and Eve along with Garth and Lilly had all gathered in the ماند, خلوت خانہ Humphrey and Kate shared to whiteness the birth of their new additions to their family.

Now...

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K & H Advenutres اگلے 1/2 mile.

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Something ain't right here...

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limphrey!!!!!!!!!

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kate and humphrey

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Kate likes to play withspit

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A&O

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All of my A&O

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Lilly and Garth pt 4

posted by OfficalLilly

CHAPTER 6

As the couple sang I hummed to the rythm and tapped my paw to the beat.Garth was still sleeping,with sunglasses on.I brushed my bangs over my eye again,im used to that.Winston sayed he would pray for me,that made me feel better.I wanted to cry though I missed my family.Mostly Kate.Trees past and I heard the couple say they would stop in 10 minutes.Which was good I needed to use the bathroom.I looked at Garth he seemed like he was having a nightmare beacause he was running on the floor.I jumped off the thing i slept on and nuzzled him,careful enough to not get clawed.He stopped with...

No Place Like Home: Chapter 16 - Fight for Life

posted by EightySix

Eight's face was frozen in a state of panic and fear. Stern had gone limp now, he lay there on the cold dirt. Eight didn't have enough sense about him even to notice whether یا not Stern was even breathing. He just stared for a moment. But he didn't have long before the giant برداشت, ریچھ was right behind him, signified سے طرف کی releasing a roar that shook Eight to his very core. His nerves each gained a heightened sense of feeling from the massive amount of adrenaline his دل now pumped through his system. It was as though he could feel his skin from the inside, every اقدام he made was مزید sensitive,...

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I AM ALPHA part 3

posted by kates-mate101

The following part may be a bit confusing. Seth finds out who the creepy she-wolf is in the اگلے part, and I'm just trying out a new mythkidn of super natural feel to my stories. Feel free to comment.

Kate
Just... Wow... I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw Seth dragging the caribou's body all سے طرف کی himself... I mean... Wow... He was so fast... Suddenly, the rocks gave way underneath my paws. I slipped down to the bottom of the gulley. "OW!" I yelled, annoyed. Seth dragged the caribou body up a ہل, لندن towards the edge of the gulley. Then it happened. Caribou. Hundreds of them, heading for me. Stampede....

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No Place Like Home; Chapter 3 - Seize the دن

posted by EightySix

Morning came much earlier than Eight was prepared for. The late night he had made it feel like there was a weight resting ever-so-delicately on his body when he finally decided to stop glancing around and actually MOVE.
It was still dark out, which was what he had intended, it would give him the chance to slip out unnoticed from this camp-ground. Hopefully. He didn't know exactly how large it was یا his location, only the direction he needed to head.
He brought himself up to a sitting position and stretched his back and shoulders as he arched them up and his head down, then stretched his...

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No Place Like Home; Chapter 2 - Don't Feed the Animals

posted by EightySix

Going along his way, Eight's pace had made a big change from earlier on in the day. His paws slowed now, seemingly on their own as the دن began to wane away into nothing. His pace was at a steady and meandering walk now as he trailed on, stopping once in a while to make sure he had his bearings.
"There's a trick to traveling but having no destination," Eight muttered to himself, his mild souther drawl coming through "see, y'have to make sure ya pick a direction and stick with it..." Traveling alone for long enough with little interaction can take its toll on آپ without realizing.
The day...

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Leader 5

posted by PrinceRhaegar

Ronna and I exited the apartment and began walking towards rear of the cave system.
My father chose these caves because they offered protection from pretty much all attacks. That was before I took over and created a بھیڑیا empire, combining many packs together into one. My main goal was the confrontation of Man when I was younger.
"Where are we going?"asked Ronna.
The تبصرہ startled me and totally brought me back to my senses.
"Did I startle you?"she asked.
"A little, but I was brooding on sad subjects so I guess I owe آپ for the wake up call."
I nibbled her neck.
She laughed "Well I guess...