it was the first دن of summer and humphrey and his دوستوں were so bord. "(sigh) we should do something." humphrey said. "OH آپ WANT TO PLAY JACKASS?" salty said. "NO remmeber what happened last time?" humphrey said. "oh yeah." salty said.
*FLASH BACK*
shakey and mooch and salty chuckled. "OK, OK, OK IN COUNT IN 3...1...2...3!" humphrey said. he got hit in the crotch with a porky pine. "AHHHHHHH DAMN IT HURTS!!!" humphrey screamed. 5 MINS LATER. "damn it rip it off." humphrey said. "ok ok just...hold still..." shakey said. (RIPS THE PORKEY PINE OFF humphreys crotch) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" humphreys scream was so loud that simba from "THE LION KING" can hear it. "what the hell?" simbas reading a newspaper on a chair.
BACK TO THE PRESENT.
"that...was a terrible دن in my life." humphrey said. "then what can we do?" shakey said. "well it is summer we can go camping." salty said. "salty we're wolves, we're already camping آپ didnt know that?" humphrey said. "OH, right." salty said. "WAIT, if its summer we can throw a party." humphrey said. "GREAT IDEA HUMPHREY!" mooch said. "but we have to invite every بھیڑیا here." kate said. "OH KATE آپ want to throw a party." humphrey said. "well my parents arnt gonna be here they کہا something about going to see my aunt but she leaves in alaska so yeah its gonna be awhile thier gone." kate said. "but what about my dad?" garth said. "dude dont worry we can ask him." humphrey said. "UMMM humphrey what if he says no?" kate said. "oh he will." humphrey said. humphrey went up to tony. "tony can we throw a party?" humphrey said. "well winston is not gonna be here but this better be SOME party." tony said. "oh it will we just got set up some things." humphrey said. "yeah." kate said. "then where are we gonna get the stuff?" garth said. "OH آپ LEAVE THAT TO ME." humphrey said.
humphrey goes steal from a general store. "GIVE THAT BACK آپ VARMENT!" the general store guy said. his got a shotgun. "OH S@#$." humphrey said. he almost got shot. he came back. "humphrey where did آپ get this stuff?" kate said. "I DONT WANT TALK ABOUT IT!" humphrey said. "so what did آپ get?" lilly said. humphrey got out all the stuff.
his got:
1. 50 packs of root beer.
2. cupcakes
3. an xbox 360 and a ps3 and a wii.
4. the games that came with it
resident evil operation raccoon city
infamus 2
zelda skywardsword
grand theft auto 4
saints row 3
dead island
zelda twilight princess
گٹار hero
5. and 30 boxes of pizzas.
6. and a flatscreen t.v.
"this...party...is...gonna...be...BADASS!" garth said.
*FLASH BACK*
shakey and mooch and salty chuckled. "OK, OK, OK IN COUNT IN 3...1...2...3!" humphrey said. he got hit in the crotch with a porky pine. "AHHHHHHH DAMN IT HURTS!!!" humphrey screamed. 5 MINS LATER. "damn it rip it off." humphrey said. "ok ok just...hold still..." shakey said. (RIPS THE PORKEY PINE OFF humphreys crotch) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" humphreys scream was so loud that simba from "THE LION KING" can hear it. "what the hell?" simbas reading a newspaper on a chair.
BACK TO THE PRESENT.
"that...was a terrible دن in my life." humphrey said. "then what can we do?" shakey said. "well it is summer we can go camping." salty said. "salty we're wolves, we're already camping آپ didnt know that?" humphrey said. "OH, right." salty said. "WAIT, if its summer we can throw a party." humphrey said. "GREAT IDEA HUMPHREY!" mooch said. "but we have to invite every بھیڑیا here." kate said. "OH KATE آپ want to throw a party." humphrey said. "well my parents arnt gonna be here they کہا something about going to see my aunt but she leaves in alaska so yeah its gonna be awhile thier gone." kate said. "but what about my dad?" garth said. "dude dont worry we can ask him." humphrey said. "UMMM humphrey what if he says no?" kate said. "oh he will." humphrey said. humphrey went up to tony. "tony can we throw a party?" humphrey said. "well winston is not gonna be here but this better be SOME party." tony said. "oh it will we just got set up some things." humphrey said. "yeah." kate said. "then where are we gonna get the stuff?" garth said. "OH آپ LEAVE THAT TO ME." humphrey said.
humphrey goes steal from a general store. "GIVE THAT BACK آپ VARMENT!" the general store guy said. his got a shotgun. "OH S@#$." humphrey said. he almost got shot. he came back. "humphrey where did آپ get this stuff?" kate said. "I DONT WANT TALK ABOUT IT!" humphrey said. "so what did آپ get?" lilly said. humphrey got out all the stuff.
his got:
1. 50 packs of root beer.
2. cupcakes
3. an xbox 360 and a ps3 and a wii.
4. the games that came with it
resident evil operation raccoon city
infamus 2
zelda skywardsword
grand theft auto 4
saints row 3
dead island
zelda twilight princess
گٹار hero
5. and 30 boxes of pizzas.
6. and a flatscreen t.v.
"this...party...is...gonna...be...BADASS!" garth said.
all i had remember was mission breifing and jumping out of that plane. MEAN while in cuba the ice cream وین swung around the streets and into the school parkinglot the secret service limo pulled in aswell and a special agent stepped out and the man in the surgeons mask slowly trotted away the cuban guard gave him a funny look the man walked and continued onward and the وین exploded into a fiery burst. meanwhile at special agent kate sanchez`s house...mableburst what kind of word is that kate i dont know آپ know your buy`ing رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا right? yeah i do kate. (KNOCK) (KNOCK) (KNOCK) oh how convinent ok so what do i owe you? nothing *gunshot* get HER *GUNSHOT* to be continued...
"hey mom come here." I said.
She came up to me. "what now Jacob?"
"smell this." I said.
She was just about to but then my sister found something in a room.
"mom! Look at this!" she said.
I hate my sister. She always thinks she's the shit and shes better than everyone. My mom likes her مزید because she 'understands' her.
This house creeped me out for some reason. I didn't feel welcome to this place. آپ know when آپ pass سے طرف کی a house and آپ can tell that there is a wierd past to it? That's what I felt.
"you have a text message!" کہا my phone. It does that when I get a text. I looked at it. The number was 1-666-666-6666. What a wierd number. I looked at the text. I read it.
"3 days from now, try to hide. I will find you."
(again, sorry it's so short. Need to come up with ideas)
End of part 2
She came up to me. "what now Jacob?"
"smell this." I said.
She was just about to but then my sister found something in a room.
"mom! Look at this!" she said.
I hate my sister. She always thinks she's the shit and shes better than everyone. My mom likes her مزید because she 'understands' her.
This house creeped me out for some reason. I didn't feel welcome to this place. آپ know when آپ pass سے طرف کی a house and آپ can tell that there is a wierd past to it? That's what I felt.
"you have a text message!" کہا my phone. It does that when I get a text. I looked at it. The number was 1-666-666-6666. What a wierd number. I looked at the text. I read it.
"3 days from now, try to hide. I will find you."
(again, sorry it's so short. Need to come up with ideas)
End of part 2
"if آپ think your better than me...
آپ probably are..
u say im weak...
i may be but u say i care to much and im a weak pussy well..
. guess what...
after that you'll be looking up at me,
if آپ mess with me and get between us i will hurt you..
if i care about something you;ll know it,
if i love someone ill دکھائیں it,
when آپ interfere with me and who i love آپ will get hurt....
after all this happens..
then see if im weak..
i might not be."
U try and call me out,
Ill call u out, if u mess with me,
Ull get the worst of me,
When i love ull know it,
Ill دکھائیں it,
The only thing that can stop me is,
My trye one......
آپ probably are..
u say im weak...
i may be but u say i care to much and im a weak pussy well..
. guess what...
after that you'll be looking up at me,
if آپ mess with me and get between us i will hurt you..
if i care about something you;ll know it,
if i love someone ill دکھائیں it,
when آپ interfere with me and who i love آپ will get hurt....
after all this happens..
then see if im weak..
i might not be."
U try and call me out,
Ill call u out, if u mess with me,
Ull get the worst of me,
When i love ull know it,
Ill دکھائیں it,
The only thing that can stop me is,
My trye one......
ok i know everyone here has had an ear infection یا an ear ache یا swimmers ear i have all 3 of these and i recently had got my ear checked and i have all 3 and it hurts the shit out of me and i have a feeling i might have this for quite awhile until my doctor gave me an antibiotic and i cant remember my ear is throbbing so i have got to pu it in my ear if آپ have any other suggestions please tell me because im gonna die! and like i کہا please please pleae tell me im at my nanas and shes driving me f*** ing me crazy so pleae tell like this and like i aid pleae tell me یا something
"NO" was the last thing i herd when i died but lets start at the begining my name is frost pwa thats what my mother named me when i was born her name was cala my father was farcron after i was able to stand I went advenchering out of the cave i was roling in in the گھاس when i saw an littiel مالٹا, نارنگی colored بھیڑیا playing with a wight one simler to me i crouched down and watched them play "wat are آپ doing" "dwaa" once my دل slowed down "
I looked at the بھیڑیا he was gray " my name is humphrey what is urs" I just stared " آپ have a name rite?" " frost pwa" i stumbled 'do آپ want to play with me" "um ok" not when we were ten feet from my ماند, خلوت خانہ "HUMPHREY" " thats my mom I got to go bye" bye " "maby we can play tomorrow"
"ok" i answord as he was over the ہل, لندن a feew minits later I was in my warm ماند, خلوت خانہ curreld up in a ball and fast a sleep
I looked at the بھیڑیا he was gray " my name is humphrey what is urs" I just stared " آپ have a name rite?" " frost pwa" i stumbled 'do آپ want to play with me" "um ok" not when we were ten feet from my ماند, خلوت خانہ "HUMPHREY" " thats my mom I got to go bye" bye " "maby we can play tomorrow"
"ok" i answord as he was over the ہل, لندن a feew minits later I was in my warm ماند, خلوت خانہ curreld up in a ball and fast a sleep