humphrey an american spy whatched the nazi army marched through as he stood and wiped the sweat off his fore head *konniggratzer marsch plays* look at them all im glad we have had the strategic upper hand the last few months یا else we would all be screwed. humphrey took his nazi officers ٹوپی from the uniform he was wearing off and used it as a پرستار for a سیکنڈ and put it on another officer stepped up and کہا agent dead o black this is agent richareeson the 3rd do آپ copy. yes i do are آپ seeing this. yep. meanwhile in moscow... run dar sheeshen! al benn tugaa! grenades flew through the air and bombarded a russian t34 tank the tank shot out brick walls in the apartment buildings with its 0.308mm. machine gun hutch a renegade american cia agent had gone mad and betrayed the us and became a nazi panzershrek soldier at the time in moscow he had been carrying 3 things a scoped kar 98 a mg34 and a luger. he mounted the mg34 in a broken window. it wasnt doing very much he کہا no no no its not right he fragged his entire sqaud and killed them all and yelled out IM AN AMERICCCCAAAAANNN!he took out his id and کہا dont shoot he took his luger and shot another german in the head and he collapsed the russian got out of the tank and کہا well it seems strange just because آپ shot your men dosent mean your american it could mean your a traitor comrade! the russian soldier observed the americans id and کہا why the fu** are آپ doing here if your an american its a long story i will let آپ know later کہا hutch. meanwhile back in berlin... oh jeez how much longer do i have to wear this tacky outfit im sweating to death. just a little longer. humphrey lit a cigaret and salty اگلے to it took it out of his mouth and stomped on the cherry. no smoking.! its only gonna get worse! he کہا what the h*** that was my last smoke man no time salty shouted and they ran and got into a panzerwerfer and it drove away leaving a trail of dust and a track mark in the dirt. back at moscow... well i looked out the window and what do i see outside the base, a frozen american. it strange ah is he ok uh i think so. *chatter chatter chatter chatter* uh comrade why are آپ smoking? kept me warm *puff* well im oh god for got the snow. hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! THE END
"Kate I'm sorry I sleept with her like....2 years ago---" Humphrey said. "The fuck آپ talking about this is our daughter!" Kate said. "Oh, ارے Jessica!" Humphrey said. "What do آپ mean?" Kate said. "Ummmm, what are we talking about again?" Humphrey said. "Yeah I sleept with Humphrey." Eve said. Kate gasped. "WHAT?!?!" Kate shouted. "Yeah it was best for آپ not to know." Humphrey said. "But mother why?" Kate said. "Your father shows no interest." Eve said. Then Kate started throwing up. "Maybe I should go..." Humphrey said. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Kate shouted. "Ok....bitch!" Humphrey said.
1 سال LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1 سال LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1. The Rain dance sceen.
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I love it when Humphrey dances. And his singing is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I love these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I love the سیکنڈ one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do آپ have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I love it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I love it when Humphrey dances. And his singing is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I love these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I love the سیکنڈ one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do آپ have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I love it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
ارے this is the first of i hope to be many chapters which i would like to post 1 a دن and maybe 2 on weekends
one دن on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to اقدام i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
one دن on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to اقدام i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
verse 1:
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!