I know this doesnt relate to Alpha and Omega but I thought some of آپ might want to read this funny joke online. I didnt post it on the دیوار because its too long.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop
and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a
doctor. She was concerned that one دن he would blow his guts out.
The years went سے طرف کی and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the بستر covers, she pulled
back the elastic waistband of his جانگھیا and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed سے طرف کی a blood curdling scream and
the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty منٹ later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained جانگھیا with a look of horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, آپ were right. All these years آپ have warned me
and I didn't listen to you.
"What do آپ mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, آپ always told me that one دن I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But سے طرف کی the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop
and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a
doctor. She was concerned that one دن he would blow his guts out.
The years went سے طرف کی and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the بستر covers, she pulled
back the elastic waistband of his جانگھیا and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed سے طرف کی a blood curdling scream and
the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty منٹ later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained جانگھیا with a look of horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, آپ were right. All these years آپ have warned me
and I didn't listen to you.
"What do آپ mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, آپ always told me that one دن I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But سے طرف کی the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.
