Alpha and Omega Club
شامل میں
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by NemesisPrime92
DISCLAIMER: Here are my thoughts and opinions on this franchise. Constructive criticism and تبصرے only, please. Let's all be adults here!


A&O, where do I even start is the question? Well, I first saw the original movie back when it came out and found it fairly enjoyable but heavily flawed at the same time. With a countless number of amateur اندازی حرکت errors and snoozefest predictable plot that we've all seen hundreds of times, it's not a whole lot to get excited about. Although I do praise the cast, as the dialogue was tolerable and included سب, سب سے اوپر tier actors like the late Dennis Hopper and Danny Glover who were gracious enough to lend their talent in such a subpar film.

Onto the characters, we have the عنوان stars, Kate, an alpha, and Humphrey who's an omega. The two come from different backgrounds and their roles in the pack are separated سے طرف کی a large دیوار that has strict boundaries. Within the first few منٹ of the film, we're clearly coerced in on the fact that little Humphrey has feelings for Kate who's beyond his reach, alphas and omegas aren't allowed to mate. Oh, boy, where can this possibly be going?
Apparently, the two are adolescent teens in the beginning, and Kate's father, Winston (Danny Glover) is preparing to ship his little princess off to Alpha School, whatever the fuck that's supposed to be! Like, seriously, can't they at least include a little glimpse into what that's supposed to be about? Ugh, moving on..

That scene ends, and we're introduced to the movie عنوان and a bit of soundtrack. I do have to say the soundtrack in the film is for the most part smooth and pleasant, if only مزید effort had been put into the actual plot, however, maybe the film would have rated higher on my list! Cut to spring, and we see Humphrey and his group of دوستوں preparing to bobsled down a mountainside. Once this act of silliness is over, we find them piled up at the bottom of a meadow and they realize it's indeed springtime. As if the lack of snow and warmer temperatures wasn't clue enough?
Anyway, we cue in on a slim, tan بھیڑیا slinking through the tall گھاس in the meadow. OMG, it's Kate, what a surprise! Humphrey is instantly bemused سے طرف کی her "hunting" skills and settles down to watch. I honestly found his attraction to Kate a bit unsettling in a way, but, مزید on that later. Low and behold, a pair of rogue wolves ruins the hunt and Humphrey and his pals manage to break it up, how they did this is beyond me. In reality, a pack would break out in a bloody fight over territory and a few might have their jugulars torn out!
Winston arrives and congratulates the omegas for their quick thinking and preventing disasters. We also learn the packs are divided into the western and eastern packs, with the latter being the supposed "baddies" of the film.

Cut to a few scenes later and Winston stands above some high rock overlooking the territory and howls, somehow magically signaling the alpha of the rival pack to respond for a one on one meeting. I have to say, this is one of the scenes I actually enjoyed, because we got two legendary actors for a few منٹ talking business! It's here we're introduced to Tony (although, I find that a totally RIDICULOUS name for a wolf, personally!) who was in fact voiced سے طرف کی the late Dennis Hopper in his (unfortunate) final acting role.
Anyway, he and Winston دائرے, حلقہ each other and have their little meeting and we find out that Winston has secretly arranged a marriage between Kate (oh, and سے طرف کی the way, guess who's eavesdropping in on all this? :P) and Tony's son, Garth in order to unite the packs. Why this is necessary I have no idea, can't they just say "fuck it" and quit pissing on each other and just come together as a big group without all the drama? Why does everything need to be so formal? They're wolves for fucks sake!
Continuing, poor Kate is bummed out about this and as Tony walks away he bitterly mutters that he won't let his pack starve and will fight if he has to. Yeah, whatever, in your condition (bad back, apparently) I don't see آپ doing a whole lot of fighting, old man!
Winston turns to leave, and runs right into his daughter and stammers to apologize and Kate assures she understands that it's her responsibility to marry Garth. (Actually, sweetheart, it's your dad's responsibility, but, whatever. There's also no such thing as multiple alphas and omegas in بھیڑیا packs, either!)

Now we return to the omega clan and the boys are preparing for some big event known as the Moonlight Howl. Basically this is just a mating ritual to try and desperately find a mate. (Although again, in a actual بھیڑیا pack, there's only one breeding pair and that's the alpha and his/her chosen mate. Nobody else is allowed to pair up and breed and especially not a fucking omega! Most packs kill/run off an omega anyway, and یا the omega starts his own pack if he survives.)
So the boys head to the mountain where everyone's gathering. Naturally, Humphrey and his pals spot Kate and lust over how "hot" she is and we get a dramatic shot of her doing a head flip and shaking out that ridiculously fake looking mane in slow motion. Rolling my eyes, we chug forward!
And now, time for the CRINGIEST part in the entire film! This fucking god awful howl/dance thingy that shows a bunch of (feral, mind you) quadruped animals dancing around on their hind legs, sexually thrusting/grinding against one another and of course, howling! This scene just, wow, why the fuck does this shit exist? I seriously contemplated dumping bleach in my eyes to try and erase the image from my head.

Anyway, we now turn our attention to Kate and (I admit, super adorable!) her albino sister, Lilly who are strolling and casually talking on their way to (we'll call it Howl Mountain) find Garth. Of course, in typical fashion, they're speculating on who he is and what he looks like. And then suddenly, they freeze in their tracks and the scene cuts to a big, super buff red بھیڑیا standing atop a high ledge with the wind dramatically whipping his فر, سمور around to add effect. Oh lordy, where else have I seen this before? Moving on..
Now we see Kate and Lilly totally enamored سے طرف کی this big hunk کے, hunk of alpha wolf, and we quickly find out that Garth is the stereotypical beefcake who's whole life basically revolves around looking good and impressing his peers with his physical agility.
Kate soon finds out that despite his superstar good looks, Garth can't howl for shit and it's embarrassing to her and all the other howlers involved. She disappears to collect herself only to be surprised سے طرف کی Humphrey who chortles a few jokes her way about Garth's lack of howling skills. I actually found this to be a bit on the humorous side!

Oh no! A pair of sneaky game wardens dart Kate and Hump and transport them miles away to a new park, what could this possibly mean?!
Few scenes later we find out (after being introduced to the extremely annoying and unnecessary waterfowl characters, Marcel and Paddy, I'm going to do my best to ignore them for this review because they suck!) that Kate and Humphrey were relocated to make lots of baby wolves to populate the area. Good god, I totally NEVER saw this coming, what a total plot twist, thank you, Lionsgate! (Seriously though, Lionsgate, please stick to making things you're good at like horror films and action flicks.)
The pride and proper Kate is of course freaked out and disgusted سے طرف کی the idea and instantly pesters the geese into finding a way home. Humphrey, being the stereotypical young male is all for this, however.
So now the journey's on to get back home, K&H wind up jumping on a truck to hitch a ride. Low and behold, their trip is cut short سے طرف کی Humphrey fooling around at a gas station and almost getting them shot. Without a ride, the two continue on foot as it starts storming outside, what a coincidence to set the mood for what's about to happen. Kate is too stubborn to find shelter, and Humphrey is too idiotic to cooperate with her so he tries joking around to change her mind. This annoys her and she winds up ditching him momentarily.
Turns out, ditching was a bad idea and our badass alpha Kate winds up trapped in a mudslide, who could possibly come rescue her in conditions like this?! That's right, Humpy to the rescue! And this time he's literally swinging into the action in style, on a vine Tarzan style! (Because آپ KNOW there's plenty of jungle vines to be found in the rugged, rocky, mountainous terrain of rural Idaho! ;P)
Kate grabs his tail and the two work together to سوئنگ, جھول themselves to safety. Even Kate momentarily believes Humphrey perished in the mudslide and pities him. Maybe if آپ hadn't been such a stuck up bitch, none of this would've happened, just a suggestion!

So now that Kate agrees that defying nature is dangerous, her and Humphrey بستر down for the night in a shelter. Back at Jasper Park, we see tensions are building between the packs and Winston firmly clarifies that regardless of finding Kate, they will defend their territory if the Easterners invade. Whoo, I like this guy! Oh yeah, he's one of the few redeeming characters in this film, duh!
Morning comes and we return to Kate and Humphrey. Facing each other nose to nose and Humphrey wakes up happy to this of course. Naturally, they're interrupted سے طرف کی Marcel and Paddy, who knew? The fowl rudely reprimand them for being asleep and to get moving. Like, what's wrong with letting them wake up on their own terms? I digress...
So Marcel points to another option to get ہوم that requires the couple to traverse a dangerous mountain in order to reach a train on the other side. It's here we see a bond starting to form between the wolves, OMG I know right? I like totally never saw that coming at all, did you?!
At the سب, سب سے اوپر of the mountain, Humphrey disturbs a mother grizzly برداشت, ریچھ and winds up getting himself and Kate chased to the edge of a cliff. Like these wolves are known for killing برداشت, ریچھ cubs, and momentarily Humphrey had the cub alone but instead was throwing snowballs at it? Gimme a break! They wind up falling off a cliff which ultimately ends with the two برف گاڑی چلانا, بوبسلیڈانگ down a ہل, لندن on a broken piece of درخت hull. This part was kinda fun I admit, and then they just barely happen to land aboard the moving train at the bottom of the hill. Giggling and now having a good time. It's very apparent Kate has lightened up and is no longer a stuck up bitch, yay!

We pan back to Jasper, and see Lilly and Garth spending time together. This is undoubtedly the characters I appreciate most in the film, they're genuinely in love سے طرف کی this point and it's just oh so cute! Not forced together like Kate and Humphrey were.
Lilly is trying to teach Garth how to howl properly, and it winds up with the two of them "singing" together in a lovely little duet. Same goes for Kate and Humphrey back on the train and even that scene was touching. These sequences are the only parts where the writers really got it spot on in the entire film, so, for that I'm giving it two big thumbs up! The whole movie could've just been those scenes in my opinion and nothing else!
Sadly, this important moment between Kate and Humphrey is interrupted سے طرف کی none other than our annoying fowl friends, kindly reminding the couple Jasper is just a few miles up. Yeah, as if a wolf's super sense of smell wouldn't be able to pick up it's own territory? Ugh..
And so we get a brief anecdote on how Kate and Humphrey enjoyed the trip together and actually had fun. This obviously quickly turns into Humphrey trying to confess his feelings to Kate but is interrupted when she sees the بھیڑیا packs about to break out into a epic fight for the valley and disembarks the train. Something I found yet off camber again, a بھیڑیا wouldn't be able to jump off a locomotive traveling at speed like that and land gracefully on the ground, it just wouldn't happen! :P
Humphrey follows her, same thing, gracefully lands on the ground with no tumbling around whatsoever.

I'm tired of writing, so long story short, Kate agrees to marry Garth, and on the wedding day, a giant stampede breaks out and the wolves start fighting because Tony finds out that Garth fell in love with Lilly instead of Kate. Tony and Winston get caught up in the stampede and Kate and Humphrey manage to save them, although Kate gets taken out سے طرف کی a caribou and is presumed dead سے طرف کی everyone. The packs all break out in a mournful sermon of howling and everyone's just hunky dory all the sudden. I mean yeah, the scene was touching, but in reality, as soon as the dust cleared, the packs would be right back at trying to rip each other's throats out again!
Kate wakes up after the howl and confesses her love to Humphrey, the latter does the same and the pack leaders agree that maybe this way it can work. Lilly pounces on Garth and they nuzzle, which ceremoniously unites the packs and everyone howls in approval. Kate and Humphrey do the same but in a less ceremonial way.
The movie ends with a real cringe howl sequence similar to the Moonlight Howl at the beginning of the film, which I won't bother delving into it.

I rate the first film a 4/10, while it is very flawed, it's not TERRIBLE as it could be. I find it watchable and enjoyable myself at times and own it on blu ray.
As far as any of the A&O sequels are concerned, I'm going to make this short: THEY'RE ABSOLUTE TRASH, RUN AWAY AND BURN THAT SHIT BEFORE IT GIVES آپ CANCER CELLS! IF آپ ENJOY A&O 1 LIKE I DO, NEVER EVER WATCH THE SEQUELS, آپ WILL THANK ME!
A furry's life
Part one: Tom foolery

Light slowly seeped through the green, floral patterned blinds. The birds began to sing, the sun began to rise, and all through that, I had to piss like a waterlogged mule. My name is Seth. At sixteen, I'm already sleeping with my girlfriend and she's moved in with me. My parents aren't around much, and we're rich so i'm not suffering. I've got messy blond and black bangs, blue eyes deep like sea, and فر, سمور so silky smooth آپ could call it... Well, silk. I'm what آپ would call a cat. I live on the seaside in a penthouse near the beach. My, یا our, penthouse,...
continue reading...
posted by katie-1546
I didnt want to do this stroy because i just get raped close to the end, but this is the the story and the war of Cameron and his inner Monster...

I was coming ہوم from work when i saw the door open.
I walked in to find Cameron on thr floor bleeding.
Katie: Cameron, What happened!?
i ran tworads him, i could feel the blood ozzing out on to the floor.
Cameron: Katie, آپ got to get out, hes... hes inside the house.
I began to cry.
Katie: whos in the house, CAMERON TELL ME!
Before he could say anything i was kicked in the gut, the blow was so painful it made me pass out.
Who ever kicked me began to laugh,...
continue reading...
This is a birthday song for kate on her birthday سے طرف کی metalwolf the بھیڑیا with a دل of سونا and A&O's best heavy metal song writer :D

VERSE 1:
in this lovely time
in this lovely way
there is only one thing
that we all can say
we all will show
that we need to believe
will all will pray
your wishes received

VERSE 2:
In this lovely love
in this lovely way
in this heavenly time
on this lovely day
we will give
and آپ will live
enthralled in this life
and never مزید strife

CHORUS:
happy birthday to kate
you always knew how to relate
and on this one special day
all i can say
is happy lovers day
i will howl for you
one...
continue reading...
my pov

the اگلے morning

i woke up the اگلے mornin filling hungry and my cariobu was all gone and i still didnt see how i could stomache this stuff raw but it was delicous to me now and so i dicided to see if there was any food for my in the storage cave

later

i got to the cave and saw charlie in there "hey charlie what are آپ doing here" i کہا "oh i was just getting some مزید food since i ran out" charlie کہا "relly me too" i کہا "any way we still on for tonight" charlie کہا "definitely cya later charlie" i کہا and charlie draged her cariobu out and ہوم and i did the same excipt to my house...
continue reading...
On a clear, sunny دن in Red Deer, Canada as the sun rose over the horizon. It was a normal spring day, but that would soon all change in the اگلے couple hours. In a research facility in Red Deer, experiments were gong on inside lab A. Scientist working on animals left and right, so scientist taking فر, سمور samples, some taking DNA samples, some dissecting animals. All of the scientist where working on one goal: trying to the dead back to life. They wanted to see if آپ could reanimate the body of a deceased animal and have it self-aware. The project had been going on for 3 years and they had made...
continue reading...
warning sexual referency ahead آپ have been warned!!!

mouchs pov

the moring after charlie joined the pack

ahhhhh i got up slowly and quitely trying not to wake charlie and walked outside to take a walk and gather my thoughts wow i can't belive it i met a wonderful girl yesterday and invited her to stay at my ماند, خلوت خانہ until she got one and when she gets up i'll ask her to be my mate ok man up mouch i got back to my ماند, خلوت خانہ and charlie was waiting for me "oh hi charlie your up' mouch کہا ارے i was just wondering umm would آپ like to be my mate" charlie asked " wow how ironic i was just going to ask you...
continue reading...
(this song is dedicated to sentinel بھیڑیا but is written سے طرف کی metal بھیڑیا and metal بھیڑیا only. any violation to this song will result in prison)

May this song give آپ strength my friend and know that there are people on this sight that really care for you

DEFY THE ILLNESS:

VERSE 1:
dont give in to the sickness
that was made to take آپ away
(just give in to me)
you have done nothing wrong
but it still wants آپ to pay
(just give in to me)

dont let the voices give آپ the sign
the shouting and screaming they say
"YOU ARE MINE"

CHORUS:
come on my friend آپ must defy the illness
come get up and defy the illness...
continue reading...
As we last left are heels there were fighting parolessly to get out of the hell hole they were in but then it became quiet and that's were we start off

*Theme song*

Me-"Damn it's getting foggy"
Buddy-"Yea it is"
Just then lighting shot down through the roof and a he'llhound appered.
Hank-"Ahh fuck no"
Joanthan-"Ahh come on!!"
Just then it jumped on me and started attacking me
Me-"Ahh fuck get It off get it off!!!!"
Lily-"Hank help him please!!"
Hank-"Okay u got it"
As hank kick the dog off and blew his head off he put his hand out.
Hank-"u good"
Me-"yea now let's finish this"
then I saw a exsplosion engulf Joanthan and buddy Rosie Aswell
Me-"ah shit"
now me and Hank were the last two humans alive and we were alone......

Tune in soon to check another great episode of cod nazi zombies
 The Reichsführer Kleinestaft
The Reichsführer Kleinestaft
Hello everyone, *in a german accent* I am Reichsführer Kleinestaft of the Eastern Deutschland بھیڑیا pack. I have gathered آپ all here to begin the invasion of the land known to آپ as Jasper Park. Being german and pure evil We shall spare no one wolf. I am curently in command of 23,000 super-wolves. We attack at dawn.


meanwhile at the land.. *back into Humphrey

"Hello humphrey." کہا a dark and spine chilling voice. "I see that آپ have found my spy and tortured him to death, but that is not the point."

"Well what are آپ here for?" I asked, growing مزید and مزید impatient with every second...
continue reading...
 Truck used in story
Truck used in story
Winston and Smart پچھواڑے, گدا distracted the N.V.A while everyone took a path around to a gravel road were we found the trucks they came in.

“Ok Kate , Lonewolf, I.Q, Brik, and Topgun Go and get Winston and Smart Ass, while Me, Garth, Lilly, Thomas, And Bad پچھواڑے, گدا steal ammo and one of there trucks.
“NOW اقدام OUT!”

So we did as Humphrey کہا and we headed back to the P.O.W camp to find Smart پچھواڑے, گدا and Winston Pushing the N.V.A as if it was easy یا something. we took positions behind rocks and fallen over trees and called for them but they didn’t hear us. So I got up and ran straight into the Kill...
continue reading...
Note: This episode contains drug use. Don't do drugs, it fucks آپ up. I don't do drugs either

After Katie and I had a little time alone to talk things out and have make-up sex, we were back together in our beds just like old times.

Katie: Chris, lets forget that ever happened ok?

Me: I'm with you. Its gonna take a while but we will eventually forget it.

Katie: Well, lets get some sleep baby. *Kisses* Goodnight

Me: Goodnight *Kisses Back*

Soon we were both asleep and ready to start back our normal lives. I remembered though what Kate told me when we were together for that breif moment. I loved...
continue reading...
Humphrey lay motionless on what appeared to be the battlefield. He looked around but found no one else but himself around. A sudden ZAP and the battlefield looked like a forest, except this time he was in an open space. A shadow formed around the treeline from which eight strange wolves formed a دائرے, حلقہ around humphrey.

"Who are you? And what are you?" کہا Humphrey as he attempted to get up.

"Don't even bother Humphrey," کہا the most deformed بھیڑیا of the group. His face looked as though it alone had been through Hell and back, "You wont be able to get up even if آپ tried."

"And just why...
continue reading...
In Jasper Park Cananda
Kate Heard There was a New بھیڑیا Coming and She saw Him. It was Me
"Wow He Looks Handsome i'm gonna Greet him" Kate کہا to Lilly
"Hi Uh...."Kate کہا Nervosuly
"It's Jhordan....Jhordan The Omega And آپ are Kate Right?" I کہا In a Happy tone
"(Giggles) Yes it is Well if آپ don't Mind Me Saying آپ look Handsome"
"Really Thanks I think your Beatiful And Cute" I کہا to kate
"(Bluhses) Thanks i Love it" Kate Said
"You wanna Do Something Toinght" I said
"Wel i can But my Mother Can't let me Go Out Somewhere Toinght" Kate کہا Nervosuly
"It's ok Kate How About Tommrow Then" I Asked Her
"Ok That's Great. Bye Jhordan" Kate کہا (looks at me In a Sexy Way)
" See ya (Blushes)" I Said


Chapter 2 Will be Up Soon Hope Ya'll Enjoy :)
I Woke up seeing Hutch with his Tail drooped over him and his tongue was hanging outside of his mouth
“Heh silly old Hutch”I say stretching
I Walk outside and see something shocking terribly shocking!
*Patchen’s POV*
“Rabbit pellets n bird ngghhh”I Sleeptalked
I Heard a whimper of a بھیڑیا outside so I flew outside with my fully recovered wing
“Darren darr Oh my gosh”I say beak wide open as I see 7 Poachers shooting down caribou
“Hell no they are not going to live another day”Darren says holding up a WPG(Wolf Projectile Gun*In short Rocket launcher*)
He shot a blast which sent the...
continue reading...
posted by HumphreyWolf11
Continuing from chapter 15
“So thats what happened”i say giving them a weirded out face while licking my fur
“Hey anyone seen Dar...woah who is he”Hank says
“Who what where”Hutch bolts up from his Dozy rug state
“Its me Darren”i say دکھانا myself
“You seem furrier”Hank says circling me
“Aghh Facepaw me”i say facepawing myself
“Yep thats Darren for sure”Hank says
“Anywho thanks for warming me up when Cando somewhat ambushed me”Hutch کہا while wiping Sleep from his eyes
“No prob Fluff pups”i say laughing until i realised i was a sort of identical of Hutch and Hank...
continue reading...
posted by HumphreyWolf11
UPDATE: Ich werde nicht wirklich nutzen * in bestimmte nicht text Ereignisse zeigen, auch ich meinen Namen geändert, um Darren (Es ist besser, als Tag der mit Abstand)
Ich erwachte aus meinem Schlaf ging ich um ماند, خلوت خانہ Schlaf, die in der Nähe meiner Augen i Mein Pelz geleckt und standed langsam war wischen
"Oh, ich verließ das TV auf dem" i sagen, packte der Fernbedienung zum Ausschalten des TV
Als ich ihn auszuschalten ging, hörte ich einen Schuss i sofort rannte nach draußen, um dann zu untersuchen i gesehen Poacher, dass im Besitz einer Schrotflinte auf ماند, خلوت خانہ Boden, war Jakob, der stark blutete...
continue reading...
The evening had begun now, kicked off with a symphony of howling from every other member in the pack. Just opposite of that, Eight stood and stared in silence into a pair of ice blue eyes. Not because he wanted to be silent, there were so many things he wanted to say, so many thoughts racing through his mind.
But a that moment, a simple request kept them inside.
It echoed through his mind in with the other thoughts and سوالات he had, all the things he wanted to say یا ask doubled around over and over and between each thought was those words.

He hadn't been there for 15 منٹ and yet, all...
continue reading...
*I Yawn wiping my face with my paw*
“Weird dream”I say thinking about a dream
“Oh well”I say nudging Sarah
“Goodmorning Honey”Sarah says waking up stretching
*I Start up a song on my IHOWL*(Link: link)
“This موسیقی reminds me of church”I whisper silently thinking about my old church in New Zealand
“Hi dad”Justin says
*By now the Pups were almost teenagers*
*I Walk out of my Den*
“Twist and Hit”I say to Hutch doing a secret hi paw
“Hi Hank”I say seeing hank from the corner of my eye
“Hi”Hank says walking by
*I Shoot a modified paintball that caused no pain at hank*
“HEY”Hank...
continue reading...
posted by Alphaman
It was a stormy night when I found Snowball in his room talking into a mirror "snowball what are آپ doing"I کہا "I'm talking to my new friend" he said. I walked into me and Lilys room and ask her why snowball was talking into a mirror. She کہا he's young but then I heard him yell dada. I ran in his room in the mirror was him standing their but he was bloody and dead in the real world. Lily ran in and کہا she was stabbed as she released her hands and their was a stab wound. "Who stabbed you"I said. "I looked in the mirror then..." she کہا this then fell. I went then looked in the mirror my reflection did not اقدام when I did but looked at me and کہا "your next" I then felt a sharp pain in my chest. I was stabbed some how I then ran to a closet and locked the door where I'm now. I'm bleeding to death and I can't stop this killing. But my time is about up so this is.........
It was late night I was just told Lily was pregnant and I was sitting out in the living room watching t.v. Lily went out with دوستوں for the night but then over my shoulder I heard scratching at are basement door. I walked over but it stop everything went dark and I was unable to اقدام as I heard a high pitch scream. The lights flashed on and I saw a tall man wearing a چادر, فرغل with a Pick ax. It had been an گھنٹہ an nothing had happened. Lily came ہوم and went to بستر it was all quiet as I went to get some دودھ in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ when I heard lily scream. I yelled for her as I ran up stairs and I...
continue reading...