One night in jasper Humphrey was going to his house in his new Toyota truck.
Humphrey: Man, I wonder where Kate is, she told me she was at the house.
Later, Humphrey saw Kate and Garth having sex on the couch. Humphrey then closed the door quietly and drove crying.
Humphrey: Hey, maybe I can stay with Lilly.
Humphrey stoped at Lilly’s house and knocked on the door.
Humphrey: ارے Lilly can I spend the night here? Kate’s was having sex with Garth.
Lilly: oh that’s horrible! Sure آپ can stay with me! Are آپ hungry یا thirsty?
Humphrey well, not really. I just had lunch at work.
Lily: Well I have a surprise for آپ upstairs!
Humphrey: What kind of surprise?
Then as Humphrey saw a بستر in Lilly’s room he noticed she threw him the bed.
Lily: Are آپ sure your not hungry یا thirsty?
Humphrey: Oh no! Hey! I just کہا if I could stay here!
Lilly giggled and standed up for him to mount her.
Humphrey: Lilly, I’m not so sure having sex is going to cheer me u-
Lilly: Humphrey آپ think to much.
Before Humphrey could mount Lilly, his iPhone ringed.
Humphrey: ارے I’ll be back for some fun ok.
I just have to talk to-shit.
Lilly: what is it?
Humphrey: Kate.
Lilly: I'll give آپ privacy.
Humphrey: thanks Lilly. Hello?
Kate: Where are you! I’m waiting here at the house for you!
Humphrey: Ok. Care to explain why آپ and Garth are having sex!
Kate: Humphrey! I can explain!
Humphrey: It’s over Kate I’m staying with Lilly!
Kate: Humphrey! Please don’t break up with me!
Humphrey: sorry Kate. your too much of a کتیا, کتيا to handle it.
Humphrey hanged up on Kate and then had sex with Lilly. Meanwhile, Kate was crying and drove over to Lilly’s house. she hoped Humphrey and Lilly were not having sex. She opened the door and heard nosies upstairs and then stoped. She listened an heard what was happening.
Humphrey: Lilly...I...think we...should stop.
Lilly: why?
Kate: because he’s my boyfriend!
Humphrey stoped humping Lilly and stoped mounting her. Lilly got up and Humphrey was shock to see Kate.
Kate: Humphrey! Please be with me! I’m so sorry that I cheated on you!
Humphrey: I’m sorry Kate, Lilly’s my new girlfriend.
Kate: Humphrey!
Kate kept crying.
Humphrey: Why don’t آپ go have sex with Garth instead because I wouldn’t want to peel your paint!
Lilly and Kate’s jaws dropped. That did it. Kate pounced on Humphrey and toyed to scratch his eye, but, Lilly, luckily, tackled Kate. Garth opened the door.
Garth: holy sh** ! what the fu*****sh*t!
After Garth got Humphrey and Kate to calm down Humphrey had two bruise cuts while Kate had a ton of them. After that night, Humphrey stayed with Lilly.
Humphrey: Man, I wonder where Kate is, she told me she was at the house.
Later, Humphrey saw Kate and Garth having sex on the couch. Humphrey then closed the door quietly and drove crying.
Humphrey: Hey, maybe I can stay with Lilly.
Humphrey stoped at Lilly’s house and knocked on the door.
Humphrey: ارے Lilly can I spend the night here? Kate’s was having sex with Garth.
Lilly: oh that’s horrible! Sure آپ can stay with me! Are آپ hungry یا thirsty?
Humphrey well, not really. I just had lunch at work.
Lily: Well I have a surprise for آپ upstairs!
Humphrey: What kind of surprise?
Then as Humphrey saw a بستر in Lilly’s room he noticed she threw him the bed.
Lily: Are آپ sure your not hungry یا thirsty?
Humphrey: Oh no! Hey! I just کہا if I could stay here!
Lilly giggled and standed up for him to mount her.
Humphrey: Lilly, I’m not so sure having sex is going to cheer me u-
Lilly: Humphrey آپ think to much.
Before Humphrey could mount Lilly, his iPhone ringed.
Humphrey: ارے I’ll be back for some fun ok.
I just have to talk to-shit.
Lilly: what is it?
Humphrey: Kate.
Lilly: I'll give آپ privacy.
Humphrey: thanks Lilly. Hello?
Kate: Where are you! I’m waiting here at the house for you!
Humphrey: Ok. Care to explain why آپ and Garth are having sex!
Kate: Humphrey! I can explain!
Humphrey: It’s over Kate I’m staying with Lilly!
Kate: Humphrey! Please don’t break up with me!
Humphrey: sorry Kate. your too much of a کتیا, کتيا to handle it.
Humphrey hanged up on Kate and then had sex with Lilly. Meanwhile, Kate was crying and drove over to Lilly’s house. she hoped Humphrey and Lilly were not having sex. She opened the door and heard nosies upstairs and then stoped. She listened an heard what was happening.
Humphrey: Lilly...I...think we...should stop.
Lilly: why?
Kate: because he’s my boyfriend!
Humphrey stoped humping Lilly and stoped mounting her. Lilly got up and Humphrey was shock to see Kate.
Kate: Humphrey! Please be with me! I’m so sorry that I cheated on you!
Humphrey: I’m sorry Kate, Lilly’s my new girlfriend.
Kate: Humphrey!
Kate kept crying.
Humphrey: Why don’t آپ go have sex with Garth instead because I wouldn’t want to peel your paint!
Lilly and Kate’s jaws dropped. That did it. Kate pounced on Humphrey and toyed to scratch his eye, but, Lilly, luckily, tackled Kate. Garth opened the door.
Garth: holy sh** ! what the fu*****sh*t!
After Garth got Humphrey and Kate to calm down Humphrey had two bruise cuts while Kate had a ton of them. After that night, Humphrey stayed with Lilly.
The three stooges(Salty, Shakey n' Mooch) were hired to be Winston's caretakers when one دن Winston found out his پسندیدہ shirt's کالر had brown stains on it and کہا "Hey آپ idiots! I told آپ to wash my شرٹ, قمیض properly! I don't like brown stains on anything. Understood?!" "Yes sir!" they replied. Salty took it and wash it right away. A few days later, Winston heard awful cracking noises coming from the washing machine in the basement. He immediately came down rushing and کہا "What the fuck is that cracking noise?!" "You told us to wash any brown stains on anything so we washed the dirty چائے cups 'cause it has brown stains all over inside as well!" they replied politely.
ارے guys it's lillyomega22881 and I was just wondering if آپ guys could read مزید of my مضامین and comment. yes I know آپ are busy making other artcles but I do enjoy reading comments. um some مضامین I wrote was battle#1 2 3,the disaster #1 2, till the last rose dies, I'll do anything, and some other stuff please read them and تبصرہ for mine and for آپ I'll do the same. please تبصرہ on my pictures too. I can't کریں شائع this untill it's longer so um yeah. I can't think of anything to write. um.... OH I thought of something. eightysix آپ are a realy good مضمون writer and آپ TOATALLY ROCK!
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Name: Huxley
Ranking in Organization: XIV
Original Name: Humphrey
Sex: Male
Breed: Wolf
Age (human): 21
Mate: Terax
Color: Silver
Element: Darkness
Weapons: Two Oblivion keyblades
Personality: Huxley is the nobody of Humphrey. He will do anything to protect his wife Terax, from the heartless. Heartless are the one thing he hates. Although he is agressive and powerful in combat, he can be quite playful with his friends. He has multiple دوستوں in the Organization. His best friend is Roxas, Sora's nobody. His other دوستوں include: Namine, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, and somethimes Zexion. Every now and then he will train with Roxas and go and have heartless killing competitions. His پسندیدہ nobodies to control are the Dusks.
I may add مزید later!
Ranking in Organization: XIV
Original Name: Humphrey
Sex: Male
Breed: Wolf
Age (human): 21
Mate: Terax
Color: Silver
Element: Darkness
Weapons: Two Oblivion keyblades
Personality: Huxley is the nobody of Humphrey. He will do anything to protect his wife Terax, from the heartless. Heartless are the one thing he hates. Although he is agressive and powerful in combat, he can be quite playful with his friends. He has multiple دوستوں in the Organization. His best friend is Roxas, Sora's nobody. His other دوستوں include: Namine, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, and somethimes Zexion. Every now and then he will train with Roxas and go and have heartless killing competitions. His پسندیدہ nobodies to control are the Dusks.
I may add مزید later!