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August. 9, 2013. Well here's Humphrey's jokes I've worked up so um enjoy!

Entry one: what did two bears do while changing spots? one of the bears said" um this barely fit me does this make butt look big?.....the other برداشت, ریچھ replies" um yes it does". (both of them laughs) wow I can't bearly see how that can't fit you".

Entry two: um Kate where did آپ put my cupcake!? Kate replied." I've put in the garbage!". Humphrey Gasped." um why did آپ do that for?". Kate sounded discussed" because it smells bad". Humphrey sniffed." um I was going to eat that cupcake".

Entry three: (Humphrey farts)pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!...

*Enemy wolves run at us*Me:You guy's ready. Humphrey:Yes. Garth:Yep. Me:Hold on guy's this will be cool. *I do the آگ کے, آگ ball jutsu hand pose burning the enemy wolves* Humphrey:That was cool who taught آپ that? Me:I a learned a few thing from my book of spells and training. Garth:Do آپ know Arctic wolf? Me:I never heard of that بھیڑیا I can teach آپ guys some of these jutsu's here's one. *I do the ice hand pose and the ice freezes hidden enemy wolves* Humphrey:Cool how can we get these jutsu's? Me:Easy follow me. *I walk Humphrey and Garth to a cave with Glowing jem's inside a jar* Me:See these...

Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your تفصیل is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a درخت with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber آپ jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the درخت was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty آپ ready." Humphrey said. "Hey...

A white بھیڑیا walked through the halls of the white house. He stepped into a room with a beautiful, young, blackish-grey بھیڑیا known as Janice, watching out the window.

"Hey Janice" The white بھیڑیا greeted.

"Hey dad" Janice greeted.

"How are آپ holding up?"

"I'm tired, when can we go home?" Janice asked.

"Soon".

They heard heavy footsteps walking towards the door. Two wolves in black suits walked in.

"Humphrey, we need to talk".

"Okay, bye Janice. I'll see آپ in a little while" Humphrey said."Okay bye dad" Janice said.

Humphrey walked with 5 wolves down the hall, and through a door. In the small room,...

A few months past on سے طرف کی and Janice's belly grew. She rested and ate most of the time and was watched سے طرف کی Moonlight. Brian tried to keep as close as posable to her without being caught. Both Brian and Janice waited anxiously for the دن of the birth. And then that دن came.
Moonlight was away and Brian was patrolling the woods as always when he suddenly heard panting and someone slowly walking up to him. It was Janice. Before she could reach him she collapsed and let out a moan, "Brian!! Ah! I'm...,giving....Ahhh!"
Brian gasped and ran to her side. He nuzzled her then he rolled his mate onto...

Kate woke up, Humphrey was sleeping behind her so Kate got up quietly and walked out the den. She felt wet in her lower areas. Kate پگھلانا, سودھنا her lower area"Wow did i really mate with Humphrey last night"Kate کہا to herself, Kate licked herself"Hmm that tastes good"Kate said. Kate licked herself a bit مزید then stopped and went down to the lake and cleaned up."Hey Kate"someone کہا from behind her, Kate turned to see Humphrey"Hey Humphrey"Kate said,"So did آپ enjoy last night?"Humphrey asked getting into the lake. Kate giggled"Yeah i did"Kate said, when Humphrey and Kate were washing themselves...

One warm summer late in the afternoon at 6:30 i saw the sun setting as i relized it was time to go home.I left the the wooden obstical course wich i was training for alpha school,then i started to make my way towards home,as i was walking ہوم i seen an old friend from alpha school,his name was keaka,i asked him"keaka,what are آپ doing out here? its getting late!" he said"hey kate havent seen آپ in a while,i was just over سے طرف کی the pond drinking water."Oh i thought آپ were alone out here سے طرف کی yourself." i کہا to him,we kept on talking and i totaly forgot that it was getting late,i suddenly realized...

okay since im doing two sreies at the same time im gonna do svaing her one دن and the fake life the other so on and on but please enjoy


it was 59 degress out in canada and it was a normal دن for the jasperpark animal obsever nathan but what he didnt know was today was going to change his life forever.
" ارے nathan can آپ check the بھیڑیا pack d again theres somthing going on " his boss asked. " okay be right back " he answered.
after about twenty he got to the eastern territory checking out to see whats wrong.then nathan hid behind a بش observing the pack. " ارے boss theres nothing wrong...

butthead: HUH HUH HUH ارے BEAVIS آپ KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO.

beavis: UHHH WHAT?

butthead: WE SHOULD GO TO THE FOREST.

beavis: ummmm why? ha ha ha

butthead: آپ know like look at mothernatures boobs.

beavis: whoa... he he he... lets go!

they went out to the forest.

beavis: damn it butthead when are we gonna see mothernatures boobs!

butthead: damn it beavis calm down! (slaps beavis.0

beavis: ارے look its a wolf

hutch: get out of here you!

beavis: whoa cool! ha ha ha

butthead: whoa are آپ like... from final fantasy?

hutch: (attacks beavis)

butthead: whoa... huh huh beavis آپ wuss... your getting your ass...