dirty, dirty thoughts

1# Scream, "Sebastian is just too sexy, Sebastian is just too sexy!"
2# Every time he serves food say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever آپ see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one گھنٹہ with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come ہوم with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet...

"So aiko. Your name meaning love child? is that right?" the interveiwer asked me. "yes. that is my name. miss." i stated back hoping not to make a bad first inmpression. "Alrighty then!" she کہا loudly slaming her contact book on the desk, causing me to jump a little. "Tell miss aiko, how did a girl like آپ end up in the highest rank school? she asked me. "ouran high school." i finished for her. "yes, would آپ tell me your story miss aiko?" she questioned giving me a کتے dog stair, that i knew i couldnt say "no" to. "alright. fine." i sighed as i moved my سکرٹ, گھیرنا and crossed my legs. "it...