#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do آپ know what my سب, سب سے اوپر three پسندیدہ things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. سیکنڈ is Nazis. Can آپ guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: آپ will witness what happens what here today, and آپ will will speak of it later.. Except آپ won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what آپ do, is آپ go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help آپ go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that آپ think that your titless پچھواڑے, گدا intimidates me, یا that آپ think my boss would let me live if آپ did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did آپ do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But آپ can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did آپ do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet آپ I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet آپ you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet آپ you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet آپ you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do آپ know what my سب, سب سے اوپر three پسندیدہ things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. سیکنڈ is Nazis. Can آپ guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: آپ will witness what happens what here today, and آپ will will speak of it later.. Except آپ won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what آپ do, is آپ go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help آپ go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that آپ think that your titless پچھواڑے, گدا intimidates me, یا that آپ think my boss would let me live if آپ did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did آپ do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But آپ can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did آپ do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet آپ I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet آپ you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet آپ you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet آپ you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little ٹٹو as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn سے طرف کی ACCIDENT..
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little ٹٹو as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn سے طرف کی ACCIDENT..