DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:
Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.
Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?
Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!
Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful تبصرے towards on going people for no reason?
Game دکھائیں host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!
Derpy: Cause I don't get killed سے طرف کی the first boss.
Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed. Should of lessened to Saten. My own fault.
Derpy: (seeing zombies attack and realizes she needs to get Saten mad at the zombies, so he would kill them) Um. Saten. te know T dog from Walking Dead?
Saten: Yeah.. He's my preferito character.
Derpy: Well.. He died.
Saten: NOO!!
Derpy: Got eaten da zombies
Saten: (enraged) FUCK THOSE ZOMBIES (attacks)
Derpy: (holding gun) I"LL KILL YOU!
Unknown: (making Derpy think he killed her husband) Look, just put down the gun... آپ wouldn't have the guts to kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in both legs)
Unknown: .... Okay, your shoot me, but won't kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in the head).
Derpy: Well, I guess I'll sit here an- (falls asleep before finishing).
(job interview)
Boss: So... آپ want a job?
Derpy: I tell آپ what I want... To sleep with your son!
Boss: ... Nobody's ever spoken to me like that.
Derpy: That's cause everybody is too distracted سے طرف کی the butt آپ call a face.
Boss: ............ Your hired.
Derpy: (disappointed) Shit.
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applejack کی, اپپلیجاک TWIST:
AJ: آپ kidding.. He use to get drunk when ALREADY drunk... He even threw up on my tail.. Twice.
AJ: آپ took my Saten! Where is he!
Gangster: I ain't telling آپ shit!
AJ: Prehaps آپ didn't hear me... (punches him in the face violently) WHERE IS HE!!
Saten: I'm gonna miss having applejack کی, اپپلیجاک though
AJ: But I'm wait here
Saten: No.. I meant the drink.
AJ: What drink.
Saten: Applejack.
AJ: *annoyed* What!?
Saten: No. applejack کی, اپپلیجاک is a type of alcohol.
AJ: Oh.. Right.. Silly me.
AJ: I told آپ not to print that story! Now everybody thinks I'm a slut!
Flashwave: But آپ ARE a slut!.. I'm just helping people to see it!
Pinkie: (there to comfort AJ) Shut up! No she's not!
Flashwave: (punches her) Stay outta this آپ dumb گلابی bitch!
AJ: (angrily) HEY!!
Flashwave: (blows raspberry)
AJ: Apologize to her, NOW!!
Flashwave: I don't have to lesson to you.. Dumb slut!
AJ: I may be a slut but I know how to kill a man.. Painfully!
Flashwave: Yeah, sure thing, ugly whore.
AJ: (eye twitches) Can آپ put your hoof on counter?
Flashwave: (Does so) Your not gonna try and find a way to have sex with it, are you, local slut?
AJ: (staves a چھری into his hoof, making it stuck on the counter)
Flashwave: (Groans in pain) آپ goddamn bitch
Pinkie: (recording this) (this is hilarious).
Flashwave: آپ fucking کتیا, کتيا (Tries to get the چھری out of his hoof)
AJ: (smashes his face against the counter breaking nose).
Flashwave: آپ goddamn کتیا, کتيا (Keeps trying to get the چھری out of him)
AJ: (unaware Pinkie is recording this) Sorry آپ have to see this Pinkie
Pinkie: Oh, come on. I'm enjoying this
AJ: Really?
Pinkie: Hey, that Cupcakes fanfic wasn't ENTIRELY false
Flashwave: Pinkie is a slut as wel-
AJ: (LITERARY stabs him in the back)
Flashwave: (Screams in pain) آپ goddamn bitch
Flashwave: (dead with multiple stab wounds)
AJ: (shocked of her own actions) Where the hell did that come from?
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Pinkie: Well, it happens
AJ: AJ: Well, ya know... Didn' your parents have that talk about the birds and the bees when آپ were younger'?
Sword: Your actually pretty hot when I see آپ properly. How come we never hooked up?
AJ: آپ کہا you'd rather jump head first into an active volcano.
Sword: ... Oh.
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SATEN:
Saten: Well girl's we killed the bottle.
AJ: I had half a glass.
Pinkie: I didn't have any-
Saten: Okay! Don't judge me!
AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter.
Pinkie: (after battle) Umm.. Saten.
Saten: (sees a چھری stabbed into him) ہولی shit, when did I get stabbed!?... That's fuckin AWESOME!!
Saten: (to AppleBloom's new boyfriend) Lesson here.. I want آپ to remember, that little girl was always like a daughter to me. So I don't want any funny business. Because آپ make her cry, (shows fist) I make آپ cry!
(Doctor Phil spoof)
Phil McGraw: Okay.. So here's our اگلے guest. Saten Twist.
Saten: Yeah. I've been a bit off lately.
Phil: Yes. I looked at your files.. And I must say.. There are 13 signs, to a psychopath.. But آپ have 29 of them.
Saten: (offended) Well. That's not very nic-
Phil: How dose your wife handle it?
Saten: Can آپ please leave AppleJack out of this.
Phil: Say? What's her number?
Saten: (gets up angrily) MotherFUCKER!
Phil: (nervous) ... Saten Twist everyone! (audience cheers)
Saten: I HATE آپ ALL!! (audience claps even MORE).
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DITTO:
una: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: آپ hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: آپ ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) آپ wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
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MASTER SWORD:
Derpy: It's not ALWAYS about the woman آپ know.
Sword: huh.
Derpy: What?
Sword: Nothing. Just, rethinking my whole... Entire life
(sword playing golf on natural television)
Sword: Alright., ball. Time to go home.. (misses and starts yelling at the ball) آپ little son of a (bleep). Why couldnt آپ just go HOME!? That is your HOME! آپ too good for your HOME!? ANSWER MEEEE!!!!
Sword: (throws the flag in anger) SUCK MY GREEN پچھواڑے, گدا BALL!! (the flag knocks over one of the camera man's)
Sword: (pacing and enraged) (bleep)ED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER(bleep)ER! (literary EVERY word is being bleeped out)
Sword: and that. Derpy.. Is how I got my wallet back from those crazy, insane aliens.
Sword: (first hearing of Saten's crush on AJ from Derpy having told him).. I see... Excuse me Derpy, I gotta make a phone call... (off view) ارے Red Head! I heard آپ have a crush on some cow girl!
Saten: (stupidly from other side of phone) WHO IS THIS!? HOW آپ GETTING THIS INFOMATION!?
Derpy: Who are you!?
Pony: My name i- (gets shot dead)
Derpy: (angrily to Sword) آپ SHOT HIM!
Sword: (holding gun) duaa. That's what guns are FOR!
Sword: If آپ don't shut up! I'll rip off your fuckin legs and beat آپ to death with them!!
Derpy: I can never help but imagine what kinda person آپ would of became, if it weren't for me..
(vision)
Sword: (gang leader) Alright boys! Let's rob the bank! Give the money to the poor, then rob the poor AND SHOOT THE MONEY!! (he and the gang all cheer)
Derpy: What happened to the AlexMane guy?
Sword: He's being handled سے طرف کی سب, سب سے اوپر men.
Derpy: Who?
Sword: سب, سب سے اوپر men.
Sword: When آپ get to hell! Tell em Master Sword sent ya!!
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THE END:
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Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.
Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?
Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!
Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful تبصرے towards on going people for no reason?
Game دکھائیں host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!
Derpy: Cause I don't get killed سے طرف کی the first boss.
Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed. Should of lessened to Saten. My own fault.
Derpy: (seeing zombies attack and realizes she needs to get Saten mad at the zombies, so he would kill them) Um. Saten. te know T dog from Walking Dead?
Saten: Yeah.. He's my preferito character.
Derpy: Well.. He died.
Saten: NOO!!
Derpy: Got eaten da zombies
Saten: (enraged) FUCK THOSE ZOMBIES (attacks)
Derpy: (holding gun) I"LL KILL YOU!
Unknown: (making Derpy think he killed her husband) Look, just put down the gun... آپ wouldn't have the guts to kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in both legs)
Unknown: .... Okay, your shoot me, but won't kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in the head).
Derpy: Well, I guess I'll sit here an- (falls asleep before finishing).
(job interview)
Boss: So... آپ want a job?
Derpy: I tell آپ what I want... To sleep with your son!
Boss: ... Nobody's ever spoken to me like that.
Derpy: That's cause everybody is too distracted سے طرف کی the butt آپ call a face.
Boss: ............ Your hired.
Derpy: (disappointed) Shit.
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applejack کی, اپپلیجاک TWIST:
AJ: آپ kidding.. He use to get drunk when ALREADY drunk... He even threw up on my tail.. Twice.
AJ: آپ took my Saten! Where is he!
Gangster: I ain't telling آپ shit!
AJ: Prehaps آپ didn't hear me... (punches him in the face violently) WHERE IS HE!!
Saten: I'm gonna miss having applejack کی, اپپلیجاک though
AJ: But I'm wait here
Saten: No.. I meant the drink.
AJ: What drink.
Saten: Applejack.
AJ: *annoyed* What!?
Saten: No. applejack کی, اپپلیجاک is a type of alcohol.
AJ: Oh.. Right.. Silly me.
AJ: I told آپ not to print that story! Now everybody thinks I'm a slut!
Flashwave: But آپ ARE a slut!.. I'm just helping people to see it!
Pinkie: (there to comfort AJ) Shut up! No she's not!
Flashwave: (punches her) Stay outta this آپ dumb گلابی bitch!
AJ: (angrily) HEY!!
Flashwave: (blows raspberry)
AJ: Apologize to her, NOW!!
Flashwave: I don't have to lesson to you.. Dumb slut!
AJ: I may be a slut but I know how to kill a man.. Painfully!
Flashwave: Yeah, sure thing, ugly whore.
AJ: (eye twitches) Can آپ put your hoof on counter?
Flashwave: (Does so) Your not gonna try and find a way to have sex with it, are you, local slut?
AJ: (staves a چھری into his hoof, making it stuck on the counter)
Flashwave: (Groans in pain) آپ goddamn bitch
Pinkie: (recording this) (this is hilarious).
Flashwave: آپ fucking کتیا, کتيا (Tries to get the چھری out of his hoof)
AJ: (smashes his face against the counter breaking nose).
Flashwave: آپ goddamn کتیا, کتيا (Keeps trying to get the چھری out of him)
AJ: (unaware Pinkie is recording this) Sorry آپ have to see this Pinkie
Pinkie: Oh, come on. I'm enjoying this
AJ: Really?
Pinkie: Hey, that Cupcakes fanfic wasn't ENTIRELY false
Flashwave: Pinkie is a slut as wel-
AJ: (LITERARY stabs him in the back)
Flashwave: (Screams in pain) آپ goddamn bitch
Flashwave: (dead with multiple stab wounds)
AJ: (shocked of her own actions) Where the hell did that come from?
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Pinkie: Well, it happens
AJ: AJ: Well, ya know... Didn' your parents have that talk about the birds and the bees when آپ were younger'?
Sword: Your actually pretty hot when I see آپ properly. How come we never hooked up?
AJ: آپ کہا you'd rather jump head first into an active volcano.
Sword: ... Oh.
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SATEN:
Saten: Well girl's we killed the bottle.
AJ: I had half a glass.
Pinkie: I didn't have any-
Saten: Okay! Don't judge me!
AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter.
Pinkie: (after battle) Umm.. Saten.
Saten: (sees a چھری stabbed into him) ہولی shit, when did I get stabbed!?... That's fuckin AWESOME!!
Saten: (to AppleBloom's new boyfriend) Lesson here.. I want آپ to remember, that little girl was always like a daughter to me. So I don't want any funny business. Because آپ make her cry, (shows fist) I make آپ cry!
(Doctor Phil spoof)
Phil McGraw: Okay.. So here's our اگلے guest. Saten Twist.
Saten: Yeah. I've been a bit off lately.
Phil: Yes. I looked at your files.. And I must say.. There are 13 signs, to a psychopath.. But آپ have 29 of them.
Saten: (offended) Well. That's not very nic-
Phil: How dose your wife handle it?
Saten: Can آپ please leave AppleJack out of this.
Phil: Say? What's her number?
Saten: (gets up angrily) MotherFUCKER!
Phil: (nervous) ... Saten Twist everyone! (audience cheers)
Saten: I HATE آپ ALL!! (audience claps even MORE).
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DITTO:
una: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: آپ hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: آپ ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) آپ wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
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MASTER SWORD:
Derpy: It's not ALWAYS about the woman آپ know.
Sword: huh.
Derpy: What?
Sword: Nothing. Just, rethinking my whole... Entire life
(sword playing golf on natural television)
Sword: Alright., ball. Time to go home.. (misses and starts yelling at the ball) آپ little son of a (bleep). Why couldnt آپ just go HOME!? That is your HOME! آپ too good for your HOME!? ANSWER MEEEE!!!!
Sword: (throws the flag in anger) SUCK MY GREEN پچھواڑے, گدا BALL!! (the flag knocks over one of the camera man's)
Sword: (pacing and enraged) (bleep)ED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER(bleep)ER! (literary EVERY word is being bleeped out)
Sword: and that. Derpy.. Is how I got my wallet back from those crazy, insane aliens.
Sword: (first hearing of Saten's crush on AJ from Derpy having told him).. I see... Excuse me Derpy, I gotta make a phone call... (off view) ارے Red Head! I heard آپ have a crush on some cow girl!
Saten: (stupidly from other side of phone) WHO IS THIS!? HOW آپ GETTING THIS INFOMATION!?
Derpy: Who are you!?
Pony: My name i- (gets shot dead)
Derpy: (angrily to Sword) آپ SHOT HIM!
Sword: (holding gun) duaa. That's what guns are FOR!
Sword: If آپ don't shut up! I'll rip off your fuckin legs and beat آپ to death with them!!
Derpy: I can never help but imagine what kinda person آپ would of became, if it weren't for me..
(vision)
Sword: (gang leader) Alright boys! Let's rob the bank! Give the money to the poor, then rob the poor AND SHOOT THE MONEY!! (he and the gang all cheer)
Derpy: What happened to the AlexMane guy?
Sword: He's being handled سے طرف کی سب, سب سے اوپر men.
Derpy: Who?
Sword: سب, سب سے اوپر men.
Sword: When آپ get to hell! Tell em Master Sword sent ya!!
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THE END:
That's all of them..
Please تبصرہ
:)
Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.
These فلمیں are even better than I remember.
The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.
And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.
But what I like about it.
Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me مزید into it.
So yeah.
LOVE IT!!
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.
These فلمیں are even better than I remember.
The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.
And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.
But what I like about it.
Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me مزید into it.
So yeah.
LOVE IT!!
And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.
That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.
What are your thoughts?
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