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I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a مضمون to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I love about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he was isn't use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then the golf court mission is directly actor, and "new Tony" is shooting at the enemies, just like every other ally آپ in GTA series, proving once and for all. Tony ain't no cowered..


#2: ULTIMATE COLOSSUS:


#3: TALLAHASSE:
In the parody film Stripperland, the badass Tallahassee parodied character, Frisco, is revealed to be gay..


#4: EDGAR JOHN:


#5: DUMBLEDORE:
In Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the final book of the Harry Potter, we finally get Dumbledore's backstory. It details how his friendship and rivalry with Gellert Grindelwald made him the Badass Mentor he has been throughout the series. However, it's so subtle most people never thought about it until we got a Word of Gay. This doesn't change that Dumbledore was the most powerful wizard in the world until his death, and that he fought Voldemort to a draw..


#4: ROYSTON:
In The Volstovic Cycle, we have Royston, who is quite capable of blowing shit up at will and is a war veteran. Luvander, one of the airmen, has been pointed out سے طرف کی the authors to be gay, in a job which entailed flying a damn metal dragon and fucking shit up, and while nowadays content with running a hat shop, has no qualms about storming a heavily guarded underground prison to get an old comrade out.


#5: Barca and Gnaeus:
Spartacus: Blood and Sand has this in spades. The first season has Barca and Gnaeus, the prequel season has Barca and Auctus, and the third season has Agron. Aversions are Pietros and (in early season two) Nasir. Due to the differences in Roman times, homosexuality is not seen as an affront to their testosterone poisoned culture.


#6: NEIL PATRICK HARRIS:
One of the funniest people in the world is a proud gay.


#7: RICK:
Rick from In The Flesh is a soldier who goes off the way and is awarded a medal for his actions, however he's less of a man when his father is around.


#8: AARON:
The Walking Dead: Aaron. He's a nice, normal guy...except when he's killing zombies.


#9: CONNOR:
Connor from HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER is Connor, a ruthless lawyer in the making and a very gay man.


#10: JIM PARSONS
#1: ROY EARLE - LA NOIRE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game.

Earle is also an opportunist. He چرا لیا, چوری کی a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20. He also evidently took bribes and had a personal stake in the fixed boxing match between Albert Hammond and Kid Galahad. He also tells Phelps in The Black Caesar that he wanted to لپیٹ, لفاف کریں up the case before he had to actually work overtime instead of just claiming...
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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing سے طرف کی a درخت overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...
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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if آپ spare him, he later tries to kill آپ anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the اگلے fix,...
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.


#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. یا just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.


#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn آپ THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.


#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..


#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the سیکنڈ half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged سے طرف کی a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
Well.. Shit.. This is what my life has come to.

Reviewing one of the most, sadistic, mean spirited, shit your pants, scary, films ever made..

This film has NO limits.. They legit murdered real animals, cause the diractor is a sadist.. So much so, that he, no joke, was actually arrested and had to prove to a court room that it's only a movie, and that his actors are all fine.

So yeah.. آپ can all keep watching your Blair Witch Project.. آپ can keep believing that to be real.. But least nobody got arrested for that one.

Next time someone says "found footage was NEVER scary", maybe so them this...
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THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts یا anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...
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Let's review the most overrated creepy پاستا ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional emo teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...
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One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious.
This movie is so scary, yet so awesome.
Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable.
Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 یا something.. So.. Old-ish..

Anyway.. Here's what happens..

A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open سے طرف کی itself. He...
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Read the MLP/GTA crossover if your wondering why Trixie is suddenly the stories cover, instead of Glazey, Glaze, Glaze..





Trixie and Saten are lying in bed.

Trixie: Ohh, cheer up.. There were.. Parts I liked.

Saten: This is so embarrassing.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) It's okay, you've had it rough lately.

Saten: (sighs) Just give me another try.

Trixie: Ohh, jee.. آپ don't have to impress me babe.

Saten: Too be honest, it's مزید for myself.

Trixie: (giggles) Fine, I guess we ca-

Dinky: I'm home.

Saten: Damn it.

Trixie: (laughs at this, and goes to get dressed).

SHORTLY AFTER:

Saten: (hugs Dinky) ارے kiddo,...
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#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN:
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..


#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..


#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new youtube skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.....
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Earl Haley honestly "tried".. But the script was all wrong, so was the make up..

They probably were trying to make Freddy scary again.

But they missed on actually SCARY in the orginal.. It was just pointless jump scares like the remake.. Freddy was in the shadows, آپ never understood who, یا even WHAT this was.. And he barely talks in the first.. He is always laughing (and I mean SCARY laughter)..

Also..

It actually takes a while before he kills آپ in the REAL Freddy Krueger movies..
He likes playing games with his victims.. In the first, this including sadistically stalking you, and getting...
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Nostalgia Critic..

Who doesn't love Nostalgia Critic.

Well, certainly enough people for him to have a name for Fanfiction stories..

But the thing is. I was shocked سے طرف کی the fact this story I'm reading is actually GOOD..
It actually fits the mood of Nostalgia Critic.
It's not just one of the great many soap operas, یا clopping stores.

It's him reviewing that dumb پچھواڑے, گدا دکھائیں TEEN TITANS GO. After Satan brought it to earth (for those that don't watch the show. The recurring actor Malcolm کرن, رے has a recurring role lord Saten, protraying the "devil" as a "internet troll", rather than the "king of evil"), cause...
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[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!

Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife یا the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)

Wonderful دن makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My دل is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've lost my job!
They say "Young man, the...
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#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling...
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BEST Of EVIL PINKIE (Pinkamena):


RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly creepypasta idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't...
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#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..


#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..


#3:
Put on Country Music..


#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, یا ڈریک and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..


#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..


#6:
Steal his X-Box..


#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..


#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..


#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..


#10:
Talk shit about his ویڈیوز (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The شارک may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most مقبول mistake that people make. اقدام slowly toward the ساحل یا a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms یا kick یا splash while آپ swim..


#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the شارک and the open ocean, اقدام away, یا else the شارک will feel threatened..


#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the شارک DOSE attack, آپ still need to stay calm. I know this is easier کہا than done. But. آپ need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned سے طرف کی Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank قلعہ was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic دن when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, قلعہ swore to "punish" all criminals in...
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 Jonah
Jonah
#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th دن Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing مزید than animals who are heartless and greedy..


#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..


#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...
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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..


#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the Angels of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE ANGELS OF DEATH.
And within only five منٹ after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...
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