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2 days later.

Disguised as Privateer requites, Carly and Packie arrive at Hoyt's side of the island, gathered with a bunch of REAL requites. As Hoyt Volker appears on a stage that had a large furnace in the middle of it. A man was trapped inside it, it was actually one of Hoyt's own Privateers, who refused to follow Hoyt's orders.

Hoyt began speaking to the requites gathered around the stage, two armed guards standing behind him.

"Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.. Rest his sole.. Was a diamond minor.. Got up at sunset, smoked a cigarette, and down into the earth he went... For that wonderfu- (interrupted سے طرف کی the prisoner screaming and trying to get out of he furnace).. Wonderful man.. The company, was, God!... I gave that same presence, to my grand business "here"... And I expect all of آپ to do the same... Now.. There are only 3 company rules آپ have to follow... (sits on the furnace) First.. Protect my product... آپ can fuck them boys but be gentle (crowd cheers)... Second.. Kill any Native on sight!... Finally.. All profits go to "me"... (gets off the furnace), I'm an understanding boss.. (lights match) but if آپ break even "one" of these rules... (sets the furnace on آگ کے, آگ horribly killing the man inside it)... I'll roast آپ in the furnace till آپ skin crackles, like chicken." Hoyt said, disturbingly calm the entire time.

Carly had to admit, Hoyt is a lot مزید intimating than she thought. If he could do something like that to one of his own men without even blinking an eye, than who knows what he'll do to her if he learns of her identity.

"Anyway.. We have a special this month.. Your very island, for the HEAD of Carly Townley!" Hoyt cried enthusiastically, the requites cheering, and the guards firing a few shots into the air to help with the enthusiasm.

Shortly after this, Hoyt left the stage and was out of sight.

"What do we do now?" Packie whispered to Carly.

"We gotta get close to Hoyt" Carly replied.

"We can always kill Carly" Packie joked.

"Yes, hawhaw" Carly کہا sarcastically.

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After a few days, Carly and finally earned Hoyt's respect. And was was asked to go meet him in his office.

"I'll be wait out here" Packie quietly کہا to her, hoping she'll take comfort out of that. She did.. A little at least. She went into Hoyt's office. She wanted to kill him wait there, get it over with. But if she did, but there's no way in hell she would get away with that. Plus she would not be able to pull any weapons without alerting Hoyt, who would instantly kill her in result.

"Foster right?" Hoyt asked.

"That's me" Carly said, remembering that she's in disguise.

"Sit, please" Hoyt said, politely pointing at one of the chairs.

Carly did sat down, trying not to look as nervous as she was.

Hoyt took out a cigar from his pack, and lit it with a lighter.

"Want one" He asked.

"No thanks, I don't smoke" Carly replied.

"Figured as much" Hoyt chuckled, putting the cigar pack in one of his ڈیسک drawers.

"So.. It's impressive what آپ did.. Killing those Natives" Hoyt said.

"Yes.. They were scum" Carly said, hiding how upset the event made her. But at least Dennis wasn't there, she probably would of been forced to kill him, in order for this charade to work.

Hoyt stood up, standing اگلے to her, with that creepy stare of his.

"So?.. hobbies?.. Cooking, painting, movies.. Crystal meth... What are yours?" Hoyt asked.

"... I like to hunt" Carly said, trying to keep in character.

"Ahh.. I'm a hunter myself. The noblest of professions, isn' it?" Hoyt replied.

"Sure" Carly said, trying to keep in character.

"Yes... But, آپ know, I like to hunt REAL game.. I can offer آپ travel to slave markets in Rio, Hong Kong, New York, anywhere!.. This is a global enterprise. Globalisation is the future, bringing things from far away, to ME... But.. Some guys, they don't get it! (point out the window, Carly quickly noticing that he's pointing a small yacht) See that کشتی out there?... I'm holding it, and the people on board for ransom... But the customer., He just doesn't want negotiate outside his country." Hoyt told her.

"So.. آپ gonna let them go?" Carly asked, actually feeling bad for those people.

"Of coarse not!" Hoyt laughed, and suddenly he pulled a C4 detonator out of his drawer, and with sadistic happiness, he pulled the trigger, blowing up the boat, as it clearly was rigged with explosives.

Carly gasped in shock at this.

Hoyt laugh maniacally, he knew he killed a bunch of innocent people just then, it's just that he, didn't give a shit.

Carly was speechless, she wanted to call him a psycho. But remembered her disguise, so کہا nothing at all.

Hoyt sat back down, and smoked his cigar again.

"You sure" He asked again.

"Yes.. Wouldn't mind some alcohol, though?" She asked.

"Sure, wait here" Hoyt said, pouring her a small glass of whiskey.

Carly quitely drank it, it wasn't very good. But she didn't expect it to be either.

"(laughs) Strong isn't it?" Hoyt said, laughing at the look on "Fosters" face.

"I -It's fine" Carly choked out, not wanting to seem rude in-front of someone like Hoyt Volker. And forced herself to finish the glass, cause it was a pretty small one.

"Anyway.. Onto business.. We have a prisoner downstairs.. Head down there.. Find out who he is.. And than.. Beat him, till he can't stand up!" Hoyt told Carly, is voice a bit louder at the last part.

'yikes' Carly thought.

"Yes Mr Volker, sir" Carly said, standing up, and preparing to leave.

"I'll be watching the security camera, so don't screw up" Hoyt warned her.

"Yes sir" Carly said, opening the door.

"This is your chance... Don't fail me" Hoyt said, before smoking his cigar again.

Carly didn't respond, she just quietly closed the door to Hoyt's office.

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"Alright.. Here's the room.. Make this look believable.. And remember... We're on camera" Packie said.

Carly and Packie entered the room, but Carly gasped in shock, as she saw who it was.

"J -Jimmy?" Carly asked, quitely.

Jimmy started looking up, but Carly forced herself to slap Jimmy across the face, remembering she's still on camera.

"WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?" Carly shouted.

"J -Jimmy Townley!" Jimmy cried, fearfully.

"Who brought آپ here!" Carly shouted at him.

"M -My sister!" Jimmy cried, fearfully.

"Where is Carly now!" Carly shouted.

"I -I don't know!" Jimmy cried.

Carly slaps him again.

"LIAR!" Carly screamed.

"I -I DON'T KNOW!" Jimmy cried, now crying.

"The camera.. Has been suspended on loop" Packie told Carly, standing اگلے to security camera.

"Jimmy" Carly said, leaning down to her brother, gently grabbing him.

"C -Carly!?.. Packie!?.. The fuck!? Are آپ with them!?" He cried, confused and scared.

"No, I'm getting آپ out" Carly replied.

Jimmy didn't reply.

"26 seconds" Packie said, off view.

"We're leaving, now" Carly said, attempting to lift Jimmy up.

"No!.. We do that, we may as well kill himself ourselves, there's too many guards, we're never make it" Packie warned.

"We're distract them, Jimmy runs" Carly insisted.

"No. He'll never make it, look at him" Packie cried, pointing at how beat up Jimmy is, and the bullet wound in Jimmy's chest.

"P -Packie's right.. I'll never make it" Jimmy cried.

"9 seconds.. We're out of options.. We have to hurt him! یا Hoyt will know!" Packie cried.

"W -What?" Carly cried.

"5 seconds!"

"He's right, It's the only way.. Just do it, okay! I can take it... Just promise your come back for me!" Jimmy cried tearfully.

"We're out of time!.. آپ have to do it! NOW!" Packie cried, nearly screaming at the last part.

And so, after a long pause, Carly made one of the hardest decisions of her entire life. She punched Jimmy really hard in the face.

And after a quick pause, pushed a finger into Jimmy's bullet wound, and than she punched him 12 مزید times, till finally, Jimmy fell unconscious.

"W -Who have I become" Carly said, tearfully.

Packie hugged her, and Carly accepted this. She needed one.

"Let's go" Packie said, as the two left the room.

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Hoyt reached them outside the room, clapping in satisfaction.

"Ahh.. Great job getting his name.. I have a good feeling about آپ Foster" Hoyt said.

Carly held in her anger.

"Anyway.. I think آپ earned yourself a little break.. آپ and your friend there are invited to a poker game tonight.. See آپ than" Hoyt said, leaving shortly after. His bodyguards following him.

Carly approached Packie.

"I want him, dead" she growled under her teeth.

"I think I may have an idea.. During the poker game.. I'll hid a چھری in my boot.. It'll be the perfect time to strike" Packie replied.

"Alright.. Sounds good" Carly replied.

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Carly met Packie outside the poker room.

"I hidden a چھری in my boot, be ready to distract him when I give آپ the signal" Packie whispered.

"Got it" Carly whispered back.

And so the the two of them sat a the poker میز, جدول with Hoyt. Packie sitting on the left side of, Carly in front of him.

A bunch of guards surrounded the table.

"What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the سٹریٹ, گلی and they'll call it a game of chance. یا (points at one of the guards) talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about bluffing, won't you, Sam?" Hoyt asked.

"Ja." کہا the guard apparently named Sam.

"Ja!.. But it's not, is it? It's about keeping آپ playing until the house collects. (to Packie) Right mate?"

Packie was quite at first, not realizing Hoyt was talking to him.

"Uhh.. Sure" Packie said, trying to keep in character.

"Exactly" Hoyt chuckled.

"Anyway.. Let's get started" Hoyt added.

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After the first round of the poker game, Packie gave Carly the signal that he was ready to strike, and secretly started reaching for his knife. However, Hoyt saw this, suddenly stood up, and without warning he suddenly took out his own knife, stabbing it violently though Packie's neck, and leaving it like that.

"NOO!" Carly screamed, standing up, but two of the guards held her back onto the chair.

"Sorry, house rules" Hoyt coldly joked.

Hoyt sat back down, calmly saying "Ohh, look at that.. We got the same cards".

Carly looked over at Packie, who was now laying dead in his seat.

"So.. Foster?.. Carly Townley?.. Whatever your name is, slipped my mind.. HOW STUPID DO آپ THINK I AM!?" Hoyt cried, screaming the last part. As, سے طرف کی saying this, he's revealing that he knew it was Carly the entire time. And was only playing along for his own amusement.

"... We should keep playing" Hoyt said, suddenly calm again.

Carly remained silent.

"It's Packie's turn isn't it? (looks at the dead Packie and smiles evilly) ... Guess he's sitting this one out" Hoyt said, still disturbingly calm.

"Fuck you" Carly کہا emotionlessly.

"Haha, man, آپ didn't even blink Carly.. Impressive" Hoyt said, quoting Pagan Min from FAR CRY 4.

Hoyt started dealing the cards.

"So.. Caught your little reunion with Jimmy.. Brought a tear my eye.. I am RARELY moved.. I admit.. I underestimated you.. Torturing your own brother.. Destroying, half, my organization!" Hoyt said, yelling at the last part.

Carly looked at one of the guards, who motioned her to keep playing (at gun point).

"But.. I forgive you... Let chips fall were they may, right?" Hoyt asked.

Carly never says a single word the entire time, and continues playing.

"So?.. Name your price. Everybody has one... You're all puppets, and we're the one pulling the strings! The system was designed to work that way!" Hoyt said, yelling angrily at the last part.

"Screw your system!" Carly yelled angrily.

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Unfortunately, Carly lost twice to Hoyt, during the poker game.

Hoyt laughs to himself.

"You know what Townley.. I'm gonna go easy one you. Sense your a family girl.. One finger! Overtime آپ lose!" Hoyt said, yelling at the last part.

The two guards behind Carly forced her right hand onto the table, and Hoyt pulled the چھری out of Packie, causing Packie's body to fall onto the floor.

"I'll think I'll start with.. The ring finger" Hoyt کہا sadistically, and literary cut off Carly's ring finger, as Carly screamed in agony.

And than everything went black.

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Carly awoke in a empty room, alone with Hoyt. Looking at the the bleeding hole, where her ring finger once belonged to.

"Oh,hoho, Carly.. (holds up Carly's torn off finger) Now we're never be married" Hoyt coldly joked, before throwing away her finger, and holding up his hunting knife, menacingly.

"You know, آپ could of joined me kid!.. Every kill would of been awarded with money!" Hoyt cried, now much angrier.

"Fuck, you" Carly angrily growled under her teeth, pointing her hunting چھری at Hoyt. Both of them having the same knife.

"Haha, I take no pleasure in killing you.. Really, I don't" Hoyt lied.

"I DON'T NEED TEN FINGERS TO USE A KNIFE!" Carly screamed in rage.

"Hahaha, I been doing this long before آپ were born, kid" Hoyt laughed.

"Bring it on, old man!" Carly challenged.

With that, the battle began.

Both of them were evenly matched. But eventually Carly managed to مککا, عجیب الخلقت Hoyt really hard in the face, knocking Hoyt back.

Hoyt put his finger on his lip, seeing he was bleeding a bit.

"I'm very disappointed in آپ Carly Jade.. آپ haven't checked up on your brother yet" Hoyt laughed.

"WHERE IS HE!?" Carly screamed in rage.

"Haha.. Don't worry.. I sold him to someone VERY special in Yemen.. Think Buck.. Only WORSE" Hoyt laughed.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Carly screamed, swinging at him, but Hoyt dodged, and continued laughing.

"Hahaha, I have very powerful friends, who will hunt آپ down" Hoyt warned.

"They won't find, ANYTHING, left of you!" Carly cried angrily.

Hoyt growled angrily, and attempted to stab Carly, but she caught his arm, pushed it away, and as Hoyt was turning back around, Carly stabbed her چھری into Hoyt's shoulder. But even than. Hoyt still refused to back down.. Any other occasion, Carly would find Hoyt's resistance very impressive.

"You can't win! I HOLD ALL THE CARDS!" Hoyt cried, screaming at the last part.

"Than why are آپ afraid!?" Carly mocked him.

This was the final breaking point for Hoyt. And he actually proved to be a BETTER fighter than Carly. And before long he violently threw her on the ground. But Carly regained her vision fast enough to dodge being stabbed سے طرف کی Hoyt from the ground. Missing سے طرف کی seconds.

Carly burst up, and swung at Hoyt, who dodged her at the last second.

"Haha.. Your brothers at the airstrip.. Better not miss that plane" Hoyt said, catching his breath.

"I'll delay! The flight!" Carly cried angrily, and swung, making them touch blades a total 6 times, till she head butted Hoyt, and kicked him onto the ground, preparing to stab him, but Hoyt recovered and literary kicked the چھری wait out of Carly's hand, before quickly jumping onto his feet, making violent attempts to stab her, but she dodged his swings. But eventually, he kicked her hard enough that she went flying and landed near her dropped knife.

Carly saw Hoyt prepare to stab her, and quickly grabbed her چھری before kicking him in the stomach.

Carly than burst up, and saw Hoyt as he once مزید prepared to stab her, but Carly violently stabbed her چھری into Hoyt's right hip. Just below his ribcage.

Hoyt was stunned, and his mouth fell wide open, not even screaming.

But Carly wasn't done with him, and as Hoyt made one final attempt to stab her, Carly violently broke the arm that was holding the knife, before grabbing Hoyt's knife, and violently stabbing it through the left side of Hoyt's neck, the blade poking out though the right side of his neck.

Most would probably consider this enough. But not Carly. She ripped the چھری out of Hoyt's hip, only to stab it though the سب, سب سے اوپر of Hoyt's head.

Finally satisfied, Carly stepped back, watching Hoyt as he fell backwards. Dead.

Carly simply left the room.

Searching for Jimmy.

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2 DAYS AFTER:

"Jimmy, your alive!" Johnny cried, hugging him.

"Yeah.. But I just wanna go ہوم now" Jimmy admitted.

"We're working on it" گلبہار, گل داؤدی said, fueling up the کشتی they fixed up.

Suddenly Carly Jade came over, unusually quite.

"Hey Carly, What happened to your finger?" Johnny asked concernedly.

"I.. I don't wanna talk about it" Carly said, obviously depressed, and keeping her finger in a bucket she found, filled with ice, till she finds a proper hospital.

"But your missing a fing-"

"I کہا I don't wanna talk about it, okay!" Carly cried in annoyance.

Awkward silence.

"Say?.. Is Dash back yet?" گلبہار, گل داؤدی asked, from the boat.

"Dash is missing?" Jimmy asked.

"Not exactly.. Dennis took a bit of likeness to her, but only as a friend.. He's دکھانا her around his village" Johnny replied.

"We should go get her.. But someone should watch the boat" گلبہار, گل داؤدی said.

"I'll do it.. Things got, "complicated" with Hoyt.. I'm not sure if I'm ready to see Dash wait now." Carly admitted.

"What the heck dose that mean?" asked a confused Johnny.

"I -I'll tell آپ later" Jimmy said, Carly having told him all about that horrifying poker game.

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SEVERAL DAYS EARLIER:

Michael and Dash's sister (who's alive in this one.. Dash would need it). Approach that party, finding the unnamed DJ who tricked the group into going to Rock Island, cause he's working for Vaas.

"Hey buddy.. Have آپ seen my daughter Carly and her friends? She's been missing.. Along with the sister of my friend here" Michael said.

"Yeah.. She's pretty hot" the DJ کہا pervertly, as he stares at Sally.

Sally can't help but blush a little.

"Say, (to Michael, about Sally) آپ have her numb-

"Just shut up!.. Where are they?" Michael said, getting مزید annoyed.

"Fuck off.. I ain't saying nothing (picks up بیئر bottle) So just leave me alo- (Michael steals the guys bottle) Hey!" The DJ cried.

"(looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive." Michael said.

"Not really.. It was on sale." The DJ admitted.

"Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing that this will damage is your head, not to bank account." Michael chuckled.

"What آپ mean my he-"

"Last chance.. Where are they.. They been missing for nearly a month.. I know something would of happened.. And I know your involved. آپ MUST be" Michael said, rather calmly.

"Fuck you." The DJ said, flipping Michael off.

"I figured your say that.. Sally آپ mind stepping outside for a moment?" Michael asked.

"Sure" Sally said, not questioning this, she knows how Michael operates.

"So.. NOW can I have her numb-"

Suddenly Michael breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the سب, سب سے اوپر of his head to start bleeding, and guy starts screaming in pain and shock.

"Yeah, that hurt?" Michael asked angrily.

DJ: (still screaming).

"That hurt?" Michael repeated.

"WHAT THE HELL!? (continues yelling)." The DJ shouted.

"Shouldn't of been holding out on my questions!.. (punches the DJ) That's what happens, man! (punches the DJ again)." Michael shouted.

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Sally is seen waiting out side, watching the news.

DJ: Oh, my God!

Michael: WHERE ARE THEY!?

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40 منٹ LATER:

"Rock Island!.. Rock Island!.. Vaas کہا if I bring him مزید victims, he'll give a cut of the payment" The DJ said, tearfully.

"You mean آپ done this BEFORE!?" Michael shouted.

"Several times." The DJ admitted.

"Well, I hope آپ burn in hell!.. Along with the guy that invented the Transformers movie as live action!" Michael shouted.

"I think his name wa-"

"SHUT UP! (punches the DJ really hard)"

Suddenly Sally walks in.

"Uhh.. Mike.. I heard him say Vaas.. And according to the news.. A body of someone named Vaas Montenegro has been found in the ocean, shot 3 times.. Carly must of escaped him" She says, after having watched a bit of the news while waiting.

"But what is he?" Michael asked.

"I called Lester.. Apparently, he and this other guy, Hoyt Volker, are some sort of of secret human trafficking organization.. Only a small handful of people actually knew of their existence, most of those people are CIA" Sally told him.

"What's so secret about Vaas.. What dose he do?"

"Dark Web, type of stuff" Sally said.

"Yikes... Well, least Vaas is gone now" Michael said.

"Sure, but how am I gonna get paid now?" The DJ said, weakly.

"THIS is how your get paid!" Michael shouted, pulling out his Desert Eagle.

"Michael, wai-"

"It's for the best, Sally.. This scum has endangered ENOUGH innocent people for one lifetime" Michael replied.

"But a man's got to ea- (gets shot though the eyehole, dead)"

"(puts the gun away) Lets go.. Someone's got to have heard that" Michael said, pulling a slightly confused Sally with him as he escapes the building.

"Where are we even going?" Sally asked.

"No idea.. Just gotta get out of that place before the cops are called" Michael admitted while driving off.

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3 DAYS LATER:

Just outside Los Santos hospital:

Michael, Franklin, Trevor and Sally all met with Johnny and them shortly after they finally got back to Los Santos.

"Oh Trevor.. I never thought I would actually be HAPPY to see your face" Johnny said.

"Hey, no need for sarcasm" Trevor groaned.

"No, I'm serious" Johnny replied.

"... Are آپ high?" Trevor asked, confused سے طرف کی this new behavior.

"Can't آپ just take the compliment?" Johnny joked.

Trevor didn't reply.

"Wait.. Where's Carly and Packie?" Michael asked.

"Yeah.. And where's Dash for that matter?" Franklin asked.

"Well.. Dash needed to be alone for awhile, after hearing about Carly and Packie" Johnny admitted.

"Yeah.. Dash is pretty upset" گلبہار, گل داؤدی added.

"Why?.. What the hell did Vaas do to them!?" Michael cried. Getting مزید worried.

"It wasn't Vaas.. It was another guy.. Hoyt.. Who was actually wo-"

"Look, آپ can tell me about this Hoyt guy, later.. Just tell me.. Where are they!?" Michael cried.

Johnny sighed sadly.

"Well.. Carly got her finger cut off, along with having been forced to torture Jimmy.. Long story.. Tell آپ later.. She's in the hospital, but she's gonna be fine... And Packie... Packie didn't make it" Johnny کہا sadly.

Michael was heartbroken. His best friend, dead.

The others were saddened two. Even Trevor.

"Oh no.. Oh fuck no" Michael کہا quitely, and had to sit down on a nearby bench.

"But.. How?" Franklin asked.

"Carly won't talk about it. And Jimmy doesn't know anything else about it.. All Jimmy got out of her was that Hoyt outsmarted her, he knew her plan" Johnny said.

"I.. I see" Michael said.

"I -Is Carly awake?" he added.

"Not sure" Johnny admitted.

"Let me check" Michael said, heading into the hospital.

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TO BE CONTINUED:
posted by Canada24
So.. Here's another review..

The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.

But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.

This دکھائیں has kind of animation.. All عملی حکمت have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.

But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
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So now we're at season two.. I watched the first four episodes

If I'm being 100% serious, this isn't really the greatest دکھائیں ever.. It's good and all. great cast.

But it's so friggin depressing.. And not really mixed in with any real laughs.
The vibe this دکھائیں is giving me is that life sucks, there's no joy in life, and nothing has any true meaning in life.

So.. Yeah..

But hey.. I would be lying if there were NO jokes.

Like the facts the Carlene STILL believes the little kid is a real person, and not a obvious disguise.

And Todd going back too his lack of confidence after ONE tiny insult.

So yeah.....
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#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like آپ wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy پاستا ruins her so instantly..


#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..


#3: ALEXTHEHERETIC...
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I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.

It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".

And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.

I love آپ Todd..


Anyway.. The دکھائیں is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.


We're almost done season 1 anyway, اگلے week شامل میں me for the conclusion of season 1..
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While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest فلمیں I know.

Saw 2 is مزید what people THINK of when آپ talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, سے طرف کی laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been...
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Well episode 2 was kinda pointless at the last half.. Guess I'll try improving this series a little.

4 YEARS AGO:

Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..

Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.

Trixie: Sorry.. I thought آپ were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..

Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were آپ so mad at me!?

Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that آپ were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That آپ meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But آپ never...
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I decided, if I'm gonna be a reviewer, I should give REAL reviews..

Like I کہا before.

The humour seems a bit..

"ayeeayh.. Mwa"

Same reaction to the humour in FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

Guess it always was, even "I" don't really get how I ended up watching every episode..

Plus, I'm so busy trying to review MONSTERS, guess I'm somewhat distracted.

But I guess I'll continue, if I don't like it سے طرف کی the end of season 1, least I can say "I tried".

Anyway,

I do POSITIVES to say as well.

I can understand the point BoJack was trying to make, with the veterans. But the "way" he said, made him seem like a asshole,...
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Sally found Dash alone at her house, being one of the few times she actually uses a joint of Marijuana. And considering all that happened, who wouldn't.

"Hey sis.. I heard your kinda upset" Sally said.

"I don't wanna talk about it.. Please leave me alone" Dash said, trying to get the lighter off child block.

"Well, clearly there must be better ways to deal with it" Sally said, stealing away the lighter.

"... Packie's dead.. Okay" Dash said, tearfully.

Sally hugged her.

"I know, Jimmy told me" Sally کہا softly.

"Do آپ know how it happened?" Sally asked.

"Dose it matter?" Dash tearfully said, still...
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#1: FALLEN ANGEL:
At the end. When آپ reach the abandoned movie set..


#2: BANK:
In one of the random encounters. آپ stop bank robbers "the old fashioned way".
Plus.. There's another bank robbery battle when your a patrol officer in the beginning..


#3: THE POLITE INVITATION:
My personal favorite.
The ending mansion battle..


#4: QUARTER MOON MURDERS:
Gerald Mason is one of the greatest villains in a video game.
It's only fitting that he goes out that way.
You chase him though tunnels, shooting at him.
He's tricky, but آپ don't really care.
Besides. There's lots and lots of cover..


#5: BLACK CEASER:
The...
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#1: KORN:
When آپ think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make آپ think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I love them (obviously). But these songs are singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..


#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.


#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!


#4: گلابی FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..


#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
Roman: (meets Niko at the کشتی stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took آپ so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. آپ know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR آپ SING!

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Roman: Do آپ think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and آپ won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come آپ with me.

Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest...
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posted by Canada24
So I think آپ are a fool.
Hanging on my every word.
I'm getting ugly!
So I'm ugly!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

So I thought you'd disappear.
Being alone is what آپ fear.
Are آپ lonely!?
Yes, lonely!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

(fast)
Rolling and throwing consoling.
everything that goes this far.
Joking and hoping, revolting
All that shit that's who آپ are
Holding, and scolding, revolving
Peel it back, reveal the scar.
Loathing, exploding, controlling
This is what آپ really are!

The time is coming
Gone Insane
Your really happy
You've won the game

The time is coming...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..


#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.


#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the سب, سب سے اوپر war against Satan..


#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would آپ feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on ویژن ٹیلی that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
It's nice that people don't judge brony's very much anymore (unless your the type that dresses up in costomes and buys little kid toys)..

Anyone that knows this about me simply just refuses to even CARE that I watch it.. Especially sense I am the type that literary NEVER brings up the characters.

MLP is just like any other show. Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't.
If it ever stops دکھانا MLP.
Big deal. I barely watch it anymore anyway.

The REAL reason I'm a brony is because of sites like this one.
All the online دوستوں I make along the way.
And the level of enjoyment in making in using...
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#1: LOIS GRIFFIN:
Nnon-caring personality and will often دکھائیں absolutely no emotion یا interest in some very emotional situations, and in other cases draw pleasure from others misery. Some examples being when Meg was upset about not being invited to a party hosted سے طرف کی Chris in "Stew-Roids", she just gives up, gives her daughter some pills and a Sylvia Plath novel, walks out stating "whatever happens, happens". Meg even stated she loved her in "Peter's Daughter", only for Lois to not even respond. When Brian was leaving in "Quagmire's Dad", she doesn't even look away from the ویژن ٹیلی to state...
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#1: PETER GRIFFIN:
We love him. But that's not really an excuse.
Unlike Homer Simpson who actually loves and cares for his children even when they drive him nuts Peter treats his kids like dirt in one episode where Stewie suffers a concussion and Meg and Chris try to hide it but Peter knew the whole time but کہا nothing and his solution for the problem was throwing Stewie under the Car and passing the blame on Lois, he even admitted he hated spending time with his own kids..

#2: JACK TORRANCE:
No matter how drunk (or ghost-drunk) our father got, he never blamed us for how his novel wasn't coming...
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#1: PARAPAZZI:
Everyone makes mistakes.
Everyone has things they want to forget.
But they CAN'T forget. The whole fuckin world is judging آپ over things that isn't even their business to begin with. I can’t imagine wanting to go shopping, یا grab a coffee and having to worry about people running after me to take pictures of me..
"No I don't want to sign your fuckin paper! I'm just looking for some fuckin milk!"


#2: NO PRVATE LIFE:
Your business is not only yours anymore. It’s everybody’s, apparently. Look at what’s going on with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Funny because I’m not one...
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SEASON 1:
SPIKE: I kinda like this guy..
TWILIGHT: She's so adorable
RARITY: Kinda annoying
APPLEJACK: Kinda annoying
PINKIE: Really REALLY annoying.
FLUTTERSHY: Don't really care for her
DASH: (watching Ticket master) Oh, it IS a girl.. Why was I thinking a boy?... Weird.

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SEASON 2:
SPIKE: Still like him..
TWILIGHT: Still like her.
RARITY: Still annoying
APPLEJACK: Getting a bit better.
PINKIE: Starting to grow on her.
FLUTTERSHY: ....................
DASH: Starting to like her.

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SEASON...
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#1: JERRY TRAINOR:
If آپ ever see that دکھائیں Icarly, Jerry Trainor is the immature older brother, and frankly the ONLY watchable actor.
He's always in kid shows, guess this would be okay, except, he's always BAD kid shows.
His talent is wasted..


#2: JASON LEE:
Alvin in the chipmunks.
Really Lee?
Your better than that.
Stick to MY NAME IS EARL, your awesome in that show..


#3: IKE BARINHOLTZ:
Love this guy.
But he's in all these STUPID movies.
Even THE NEIGHBOURS isn't all that good.
It COULD of been hilarious.
But Zac Effron isn't really good for that kind of role.
I actually like the guy, but it...
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posted by Canada24
AFTER ONE LONG AS BATTLE:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Michael!... DAMMIT!... I coulda been nice to him for once in my fucking life!.. Kid only wanted to help!

Derrick: He loved you, Packie. He was happy آپ spoke to him. Didn't matter what آپ was saying.

Packie: Yeah, well, now I gotta explain to his folks that their son is, like, lying dead on the floor of a bank in Algonquin.

Derrick: We'll give them his cut. When your kid is living the life, آپ gotta expect someone to come through the door and break this sorta news.

Niko: That does not make it any easier to hear. And we...
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