Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.
Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's آپ again.
Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.
Alexmane: Prove it.
Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.
Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.
Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.
Alexmane: Whatever, what do آپ guys want?
Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.
Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.
Saten: I'll explain later.
Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.
Saten: It's Dinky آپ need to worry about, not me.
Alexmane: Well.. Okay.
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AlexMane: We're breaking up!?
Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how آپ expected me to love آپ when آپ so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill آپ to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.
AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?
Lily: WHAT!?
AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.
Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.
AlexMane: ... Do آپ have your sister's number?
Lily: (eyes narrow).
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LATER:
AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.
Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.
AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?
Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.
AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.
Saten: What happened to your eyes?
AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied سے طرف کی a gang.. I intervened.
Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.
AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.
Saten: Sure..
Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.
Saten: آپ DO know Lily and I are دوستوں right?
AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!
Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.
AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?
Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.
AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!
Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.
AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do آپ think I'm getting fat?
Lily: (voice) No way. آپ are in the prime of your life, never looked better.
AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?
Lily: (voice) آپ look like a pile of crap ate a سیکنڈ pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?
Lily: (voice) The third one.
AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!
Saten: I'll, uhh, leave آپ to it.. There's something I need to do.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Saten: She needs a new school.. So how about yours?
Principle: (looks at Dinky) She seems not smart enough for our school.
Dinky: Hey!
Principle: Haha.. It talks.
Saten: Hmm.. Can I see آپ in your office mister?
Principle: Sure (Saten and the man go into the room).
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(punching sounds).
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Shortly after.
Principle: (badly beaten up) Correction.. Dinky can come here as much as she wants.
Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's آپ again.
Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.
Alexmane: Prove it.
Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.
Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.
Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.
Alexmane: Whatever, what do آپ guys want?
Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.
Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.
Saten: I'll explain later.
Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.
Saten: It's Dinky آپ need to worry about, not me.
Alexmane: Well.. Okay.
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AlexMane: We're breaking up!?
Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how آپ expected me to love آپ when آپ so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill آپ to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.
AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?
Lily: WHAT!?
AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.
Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.
AlexMane: ... Do آپ have your sister's number?
Lily: (eyes narrow).
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LATER:
AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.
Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.
AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?
Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.
AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.
Saten: What happened to your eyes?
AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied سے طرف کی a gang.. I intervened.
Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.
AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.
Saten: Sure..
Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.
Saten: آپ DO know Lily and I are دوستوں right?
AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!
Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.
AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?
Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.
AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!
Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.
AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do آپ think I'm getting fat?
Lily: (voice) No way. آپ are in the prime of your life, never looked better.
AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?
Lily: (voice) آپ look like a pile of crap ate a سیکنڈ pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?
Lily: (voice) The third one.
AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!
Saten: I'll, uhh, leave آپ to it.. There's something I need to do.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Saten: She needs a new school.. So how about yours?
Principle: (looks at Dinky) She seems not smart enough for our school.
Dinky: Hey!
Principle: Haha.. It talks.
Saten: Hmm.. Can I see آپ in your office mister?
Principle: Sure (Saten and the man go into the room).
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(punching sounds).
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Shortly after.
Principle: (badly beaten up) Correction.. Dinky can come here as much as she wants.
The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and گلبہار, گل داؤدی chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every دن the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the ہل, لندن
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see آپ on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
آپ raise the blade, آپ make the change
آپ re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
آپ lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and گلبہار, گل داؤدی chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every دن the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the ہل, لندن
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see آپ on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
آپ raise the blade, آپ make the change
آپ re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
آپ lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A سیکنڈ CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his سیکنڈ chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his سیکنڈ chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Anyone have that game where آپ love it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. آپ can't go on random سٹریٹ, گلی rampages.
But I actually love this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
آپ get less tired of them, cause آپ never know when the اگلے one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the دکھائیں LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person سے طرف کی protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. آپ can't go on random سٹریٹ, گلی rampages.
But I actually love this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
آپ get less tired of them, cause آپ never know when the اگلے one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the دکھائیں LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person سے طرف کی protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..