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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS سٹریٹ, گلی (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with آپ instead of killing آپ straight away.
And laughing his پچھواڑے, گدا off. (but Freddy's laugh is the best part of him, so it's a good thing).
It's one of my favourite CinemaSnob episodes, as Brad Jones was excepting Freddy to be the wisecracking, asshole that he is in NEW NIGHTMARE.
And claims it actually scared him (yeah, "him")..


#2: SAW ONE:
Before being the stupid پچھواڑے, گدا TORTURE PORN we all think of when watching Saw.
There was a time where it was actually a SMART movie. And sadly, that is only the first one..
Where many of the gore is actually shown off view, and it focus's مزید on actually being "scary" than being gross..


#3: INSIDIOUS:
Considered one of the best ways of دکھانا jump scares in PROPER ways is the scene when Rid Lipstick Demon appears behind Patrick Wilson, cause the character that saw him کہا she saw Red Lipstick Demon in a dream she had..


#4: THE CONJURING:
What is it about Patrick Wilson and ghost movies.
Whatever it is, whenever I see his face, it usually leads to scary as shit ghost horror movies..


#5: SHUN OF THE DEAD:
Mostly funny. But still some genuine scares mixed in, hell it even gets pretty depressing near the end..


#6: THE DARK KNIGHT:
If آپ watch this movie in the right way, it's really great for halloween..


#7: NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS:
Just ask Nostaglia Critic..


#8: TRICK یا TREAT:
I never seen it, but I want too..


#9: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE the original:
Ironically one one guy is actually killed سے طرف کی a chainsaw. But the tool is still very involved in this movie. And.. Well.. Read my پروفائل to see why this is such a great thing :)


#10: SCREAM:
Don't take it TOO seriously, and your really enjoy it..


HONORABLE MENTIONS:

FRIDAY THE 13th:
I LOVE Jason Voorhees, but the actual فلمیں themselves.. Their very "mah"
Especially the first..


FREDDY VS JASON:
It's just awesome in general.
Just make sure your rooting for the BAD GUYS.
Other wise, there's nothing too interesting about this film, if your not rooting for Robert Englund as everyone's favourite "murdering asshole". Fighting a silent.. Whatever Jason Voorhees is.
#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He کہا it was the worst پرستار fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking دکھائیں it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the سب, سب سے اوپر of the list. The things that...
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#1:
“(being attacked سے طرف کی Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”


#2:
“(To Governor) آپ PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"


#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”


#4:
Lori: Rick, آپ shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding آپ and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.


#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.


#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...
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I know I did this kinda فہرست before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..

Mine has تصاویر so your know the difference..




#10: LORD FRIEZA

I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: آپ see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let آپ know who Brony Of The ماہ is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, یا laughing....
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SONG: What shall we do now.. SCENE FROM: The Wall, film version (1982)
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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as آپ are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what آپ THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because آپ decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! یا I WILL SET آپ ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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#1: OGDAN:

The dragon from Demons, who forced Verona to have Liz. Ogdan is generally shown as manipulative, intelligent, arrogant, and possibly sexually attracted to Liz.. Basically, he told Verona to bang him سے طرف کی telling her that his species are dying. But she has سیکنڈ thoughts and runs off with Liz.. Ogdan respondes سے طرف کی killing an entire village of sick dragon family's including the childrun. And telling everyone it was Verona, which assumably worked.. Sense than he's been trying get Liz for himself. Even kidnaps and brainwashes Seras into trying to kill Verona.. And he generally quite feared.....
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the سٹریٹ, گلی with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten سے طرف کی parasprites, and now آپ want me to buy آپ a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are آپ in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon.
Twilight:...
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#1:
"Let's read quotes during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, آپ can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and آپ wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell آپ how I really felt about it, but then I... I told آپ the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My سوال is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using ٹٹو Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just love everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching ٹٹو Mov.

I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the ٹٹو mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.

Pony mov قوس قزح ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..

Mov Twilight and Mov Pinkie also ended up becoming breakout characters.

Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored سے طرف کی a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized دستانے, دستانہ weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told آپ if آپ keep falling asleep, their gonna kick آپ outta here"...
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This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..


#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even مزید than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this کتیا, کتيا that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for مزید "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I...
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