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Here we go again..

Forcing myself to watch مزید horrifying, disguesting, movies, simply to make my reviews "interesting".. We talked about rape. And cannibalism.. Lets talk about necrophilia. Cause آپ know, corpse fucking is always a fun thing to watch یا even think about..

But hey.. Fuck me I gues.. So lets do this..

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PLOT:

The film opens at night, as a woman urinates on the گھاس سے طرف کی the side of the road. She pulls up her underwear, gets into a car driven سے طرف کی her husband, and they drive away. The couple lose their way in the dark and subsequently run off the road. The اگلے دن their corpses are discovered, the man inside the vehicle, the woman thrown from it and her body cut in two.

The film centers on Rob Schmadtke, the tragic hero, who works for "Joe's Cleaning Agency", a company that removes bodies from public areas and cleans up after traffic accidents. Their emblem is the Totenkopf symbol (skull and crossbones variant) within a pentagram.[4][5] This job leaves him the opportunity to pursue his full-time hobby: necrophilia. He returns ہوم from his job to his apartment and girlfriend Betty. He plays with his assortment of preserved human remains and watches ویژن ٹیلی while Betty takes a bath in blood-laden water. Their apartment is decorated with centerfolds featuring models, pictures of famed killers, and jars containing human parts, which are preserved in formaldehyde.

Rob watches a televised interview of a psychiatrist who speaks on the topic of arachnophobia and ways to overcome phobias. Rob then enters a daydream of a young rabbit being caught on a farm and graphically slaughtered. It is implied that these are memories of his father killing "a beloved childhood pet". A scene of an autopsy on a human cadaver follows.[4] Next, a man drinking بیئر and shooting at birds with his رائفل accidentally kills a nearby gardener, then discards the corpse.

Rob returns to work and discovers his new obsession, the corpse of the unnamed gardener, which has been found rotting in a pond.[4] During the removal process, Rob absconds with it. He excitedly returns ہوم with this gift for his waiting wife. They immediately cut a steel pipe and put a condom over it so Betty will have a phallus to straddle during their ménage à trois. This is immediately followed سے طرف کی a scene of meat being grilled.

Betty and Rob dine and converse while watching their new "toy" hang on the wall. Plates collect the fluids that drip out of the body. When Rob goes to work the اگلے day, he is confronted سے طرف کی his co-workers, who are tired of his habitual tardiness and the stinking suit festering in his locker. His foreman Bruno (Harald Lundt), who never liked him, bullies him as they climb the stairs to see the boss. Rob is fired on the spot.

At the apartment, Betty reads a love story to the corpse. She asks the corpse if it could feel the love in the story and begins to straddle the face of the corpse. When Rob returns, he informs Betty of his termination and she berates him for his failure as well as the fact that he did not stand up for himself. Betty soon leaves and takes the corpse with her. In a violent outburst, he kills their cat and bathes with its blood and entrails in the tub while the animal's body hangs over the tub. He then leaves to go to see a horror film. After being bullied سے طرف کی a fellow movie-goer, Rob leaves to go back to his apartment, visibly despondent.

Rob attempts suicide with pills and whiskey. He begins to drift into a dream in which he emerges from a garbage bag in a partially decayed state. He is soon greeted سے طرف کی a woman in white who gives him a corpse's head and they begin to dance, tossing the head and entrails back and forth. Once he wakes up, he leaves his apartment and hires a prostitute. They go to a cemetery, where he hopes the environment will help satisfy his libido, but he fails to perform sexually. When the prostitute mocks him, he strangles her and then has sex with her corpse.[4] He is startled as he awakes beside her with an old gardener standing over them. Rob grabs the man's shovel, chops his head off, and runs away.

The film closes with Rob's grisly suicide, in which he stabs himself while ejaculating. This scene is filled with flashbacks to the rabbit slaughter seen earlier in the film, but in reverse. In the final scene, a woman starts digging up Rob's grave. Only her foot is seen, in stockings and high heels.

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THOUGHTS:

People.. There's a long sequence of two people fucking a corpse. What the fuck آپ expect me to say.. Just don't fucking watch this me.. I had to.. آپ don't.

Trust me. It's not fucking worth it..
Saten: Jail? Your in jail!?"

Glaze: (from speaker phone) Yeah.. Someone told the cops about my drug deals.

AlexMane: Ohh, that was you?

"Saten: ... I'll call آپ back" (hangs up, glaring at AlexMane).

AlexMane: Look.. I know this seems bad, but I needed the money.. And the cops aren't here aren't exactly the most honest, unlike Ditto and the ones in Canterlot, but at least they pay upfront down here.

Saten: So آپ چوہا out my best friend!?

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah.. Guess I did.

Saten: But.. With Derpy dead, Trixie away, and no connection to ponyville.. Glaze was all I had.

AlexMane: Yeah.. Sorry about...
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Play this song when reading it: link

Phone guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the دن too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, آپ know?.. But anyway.. Freddy WILL kill آپ on sight.. But if آپ survive the night.. Let's have a بیئر to celebrate..*hangs up*

Player: WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!.. Can't...
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I'm decided to start reviewing this دکھائیں as well..
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I LOVE Aaron Paul. So, there's that..

And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..

I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..

I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.

There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...

Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..

Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..

So, two birds I guess..

LINK: link
#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS سٹریٹ, گلی REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the اگلے Robert England.
And, آپ know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. آپ never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* یا even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic....
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He کہا it was the worst پرستار fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking دکھائیں it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the سب, سب سے اوپر of the list. The things that...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, آپ protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my پسندیدہ cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my پسندیدہ cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. آپ know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: آپ do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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 Archer
Archer
Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?






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#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... یا I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)

#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here آپ go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, آپ can try to kill me again later.

#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...
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1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea برداشت, ریچھ is a large piranha-like مچھلی with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked سے طرف کی one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea برداشت, ریچھ is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea برداشت, ریچھ took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea برداشت, ریچھ then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...
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La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a پرستار of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....
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I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:


Here he is, the whole reason I started writing GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED,...
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The series is set in GTA5, but Seras is a Hellsing crossover character who became my پسندیدہ because of it..

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#1:
"I have to ask… So do آپ vampires really drink blood?" Carly asked, wearing a George Thorogood & The Destroyers T-Shirt. It gives Carly an idea on what to give Seras for her birthday اگلے month, it's obvious who Seras's پسندیدہ band is. And she saw plenty of V.H. T-Shirts when she went shopping last week.

"Twice a ماہ it's needed for us to keep full strength, personally, I steal from the blood bank. It feels...
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#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..


#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..


#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..


#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..


#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't love Bowser..
#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when آپ think about it.. Mexico was overruled سے طرف کی the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. آپ finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory...
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Walking Dead is past it's prime سے طرف کی this point.. It started out good.. Than got "okay".. Than awesome.. Now "meh"

Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, ہولی SHIT THIS INTENSE!!

Here are my پسندیدہ moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..

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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco...
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Man.. This movie left me with very mixed feelings.

At first.. I thought this was stupid.. That people go so far that they murder real people to appease fictional characters..

This is why I hate CreepyPasta.com in most senses..

But than they say that something was mentally wrong with the girls.. Doesn't make it better.. But they really did believe Slenderman was real, and was gonna take their souls to hell, یا somethin unless they kill that person.. Though all this does is make me sad and hope they go to a mental hospital, not a jail cell. It doesn't make me believe in Slenderman.. Nothing probably...
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1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has آپ reunite a zoophile with his پسندیدہ horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when آپ do the "right" thing, آپ often end up making people's lives worse. آپ give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with آپ to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who آپ helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.


#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...
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Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's سیکنڈ life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them سے طرف کی confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled سے طرف کی the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...
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posted by Canada24
It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..

Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..

Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.

It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror فلمیں claiming it to be so..

No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR مزید effective.

Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.

Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..

I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..

Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..

Anyway..
Till اگلے time.. I'll give another مضمون after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..