Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy/CrazyWriterLady
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Season 4 Highlights
Stylo: *Sitting on bench at station* From dealing with snow to the mafia, this season has had a lot of memorable moments. Unfortunately, a good friend of ours named Red Rose got killed, and we're trying to find a replacement for her. In the meantime, enjoy some of the season 4 highlights.
Episode 31
Gordon: What kind of jobs do آپ have?
Hawkeye: We're going east to clear the line.
Gordon: Hopefully آپ don't get stuck.
Stylo: Thanks.
Gordon: Because that would be so funny! *Laughing* I remember seeing that passenger train in the video, and it was stuck for three days. *Laughing*
Stylo: It wouldn't be funny if that happened to you.
Gordon: Well it never happened to me, and it never will! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get a freight over Sherman Hill. *Goes to train yard*
***
Stylo: *Looking out window* Man, that's a lot of snow.
Hawkeye: Well, I'm not surprised. Pete کہا we would get twelve feet of snow.
Stylo: Yeah, but this looks like مزید then twelve feet.
Hawkeye: *Checks fuel gauge* Okay, I'll tell آپ what. We have to refuel soon, so when we're doing that, both of us will go outside, and see how deep the snow is. If it's under twelve feet, آپ have to sit on the سب, سب سے اوپر of the train all the way to wherever we have to go. If it's over twelve feet, I'll let آپ drive the train.
Stylo: What do آپ have to do?
Hawkeye: While you're driving the train, I have to...
Stylo: Clean my car.
Hawkeye: آپ read my mind. *Sees water, and coaling tower* Let's stop, and refuel here.
Stylo: Sounds good to me.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Stylo: *Goes to سب, سب سے اوپر of train*
Hawkeye: *Standing in snow*
Stylo: *Pouring water into locomotive*
Hawkeye: Ha, the snow is lower than the engine. آپ have to sit on سب, سب سے اوپر of the train for the whole journey.
Stylo: We never shook on it.
Hawkeye: Aw, fine. I wouldn't want آپ to get frostbite anyway. Get back in the engine, and I'll pour in the coal.
***
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have آپ looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed were red.
Gordon: *Tries to drive backwards* Come on, don't be stuck!
Wilson: Gordon. I'm sorry to tell آپ this, but we're stuck.
Gordon: Aw man. *Hits head on chair* Hold up, I just got an idea. *Going outside*
Wilson: Where are آپ going?
Gordon: Outside. I'm gonna try to use my magic to get rid of all that snow.
Wilson: Okay. *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: *Using magic*
Gordon concentrated hard, but instead of getting rid of the snow, he got rid of the engine they were using.
Wilson: *Lands in snow* Great work.
Episode 32
Song: link
Gordon got on an airplane, and was sent to Norfoal Virginia to work on the N&W
Gordon: *Looking for sign that says L*
Pony: *Holding L sign*
Gordon: *Sees sign* Ah, good. I'm Gordon.
Pony: And I'm Franklin. Come with me, and we'll get آپ set for your first, and unfortunately, your only دن with working for us.
Gordon: Alright.
They leave the airport, and get in a brand new Corvette.
Franklin: My car, آپ like it?
Gordon: Yeah. We had to deliver some of these cars a couple of days پہلے back on the UP.
Franklin: Nice. *Starts car, and drives to train station*
***
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me سے طرف کی my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well آپ complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies سے طرف کی their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese pony* COMMUNIST!!
Boss Stephenson: Ignore him Hector, آپ did good.
Chinese Pony: Right. Thank you. *Leaves station*
***
Conductor: Ticket please?
Gordon: *Carrying two hundred dollars* How about this instead?
Conductor: *Takes money, then grabs Gordon*
Gordon: What are آپ doing?
Conductor: No ticket, no ride. *Takes Gordon towards door*
Boss Stephenson: *Flying سے طرف کی door*
Gordon: آپ can't do this.
Conductor: Whatever آپ say. *Opens door, and kicks Gordon off train*
Episode 33
Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk & Western. Why are they the only railroad in Equestria to not have any diesels?!
Hawkeye: Didn't one of the ponies working there tell you? It's from all that coal they have to transport.
Gordon: Yeah, well I can't stand that! *Pulls door off hinges* I won't rest until that railroad gets at least one diesel! *Throws door onto train tracks* I HATE STEAM!
Hawkeye: Yeah... We've noticed.
***
Gordon: *Wakes up* What happened?
Louis: Nothing. آپ may go now.
Gordon: Thank you.
Then, the sound of a broken window could be heard.
Gordon: What the? *Goes outside* My car!!
Orion: That's right. I destroyed it so I could get fired! Now, this will definitely work!
***
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying over? *Looks down*
But all Orion could see was the Pacific Ocean
Orion: Oh no. I went too fast, and now I'm flying over an ocean! *Turns around* I don't see any land! *Flies down* Where did I- *Sees land* Aha! Land. *flies to it*
Episode 34
Orion: *Walks into Pete's room* Guess what I did this time.
Pete: *Stops paperwork* What did آپ do?
Orion: I robbed a liquor store, and I'm creating my own black market in this train station.
Pete: آپ do realized آپ can't get fired on purpose, right?
Orion: I can't? *Remembers* Oh yeah, I remember now. Can I get fired for wearing a dress?
Pete: Well-
Orion: Perfect. *Leaves station*
Pete: Jesus christ.
***
Metal Gloss: Gordon, I don't know why آپ want me to take control.
Gordon: Because I'm going to jump off here, and get my daily dose of booze.
Metal Gloss: Really?
Gordon: Sayonara. *Jumps off train, lands on platform, and breaks his legs* YEEAHH!! I jumped over the track between my train, and the platform!!
Hawkeye: But آپ broke your legs.
Gordon: It was worth it!
***
Pete: Great job everypony. آپ did very good.
Hawkeye: Except for Gordon.
Pete: Well fuck him.
Episode 35
Hawkeye: Aw, gee. That's too bad. Maybe you'll win اگلے time, oh wait. We can't play another round, because our train will be here soon.
Stylo: We have another twenty minutes. Why do آپ want to stop so soon?
Hawkeye: That's none of your business.
Stylo: Why is it none of my business?
Hawkeye: That's also none of your business.
Stylo: And why is that none of my business?
Hawkeye: Even that's none of your business.
***
Magnum: Peter! How are آپ my friend?
Pete: Not too bad, but I have a problem. The mafia is attacking us, and they won't let us fix this section of track on Sherman Hill. We need help.
Magnum: Why not call the police?
Pete: They keep getting killed. We need something better then Cheyenne's Finest.
Magnum: How about a tank?
Pete: A tank?! You're crazy.
Magnum: Relax. There's going to be no ammo for the guns. Just drive up to them, scare them, and they won't bother آپ at all.
***
Hawkeye: *Driving towards Gordon* I see his tank.
Gordon: *Drives out of way*
Hawkeye: *Stopping engine*
Jeff: Will we stop in time?
Hawkeye: I hope so.
They stopped just before the pilot wheels became derailed.
Gordon: *Driving back to station*
Percy: He's coming back.
Pete: Oh no.
Gordon: This is it. I'll be stuck in here forever.
But suddenly, the tank stopped.
Pete: What?
Gordon: *Comes out of tank* ارے everypony. I saved the day.
Ponies: *Booing, and throwing garbage at Gordon*
Pete: آپ used up all the gas on this thing!
Gordon: Oh well. *Walks away from everypony* I tried my best.
Episode 36
Pete: *Checks clock* It's almost seven.
Gordon: That means we can go ہوم soon.
Pete: Yeah, I think everypony knows that.
Gordon: *Waiting for clock to strike seven with excitement*
Metal Gloss: *Drives passenger train to station*
Gordon: Ugh, Metal Gloss is always driving a steam engine. Why can't she drive a diesel for once?
Metal Gloss: *stops train*
Pete: Metal Gloss, آپ arrived just in time. It's 7:00 PM, time to go home.
Gordon: *Leaves station as fast as a rocket*
***
Pilot: *Lands سے طرف کی train tracks*
Railroad Police: What are آپ doing here?
Pilot: Mail run. We're here to take all your mail, and get it to Denver.
Stylo: *Arrives* What's going on?
Railroad Police: Stylo, thank goodness it's you. This ٹٹو thinks he can fly in here with a helicopter, and steal our mail.
Stylo: What thinks آپ can do that?
Pilot: Because I was told to.
***
Pete: So آپ saw this fall out of the helicopter when it was heading to Denver?
Jeff: Yeah.
Pete: Wait a minute. If you're here, who's doing your work on that track?
Jeff: Umm....
Meanwhile on the track that Jeff forgot to fix.
Engineer: *Drives train off tracks*
Back at Cheyenne
Jeff: Percy.
Pete: Ah, good. I knew I could rely on that pegasus.
Episode 37
Hawkeye: *Driving engine pulling ten new engines*
Colt: *Taking nails out of tracks* These would be great to give to our grandfather.
Filly: And our father.
Hawkeye: *Sees colt, and blows horn*
Filly: A train is coming. Get off those tracks now.
Colt: *Gets off tracks*
Hawkeye: *Drives train off tracks*
The nails that the گدھے کو, گدھی took out were supposed to be there. Without the nails, the tracks weren't secure enough to be driven on.
***
Michael: *Throwing باسکٹ, باسکٹ بال at باسکٹ, باسکٹ بال hoop*
Dad: *Arrives* Michael, آپ look like you're getting better.
Michael: Hawkeye taught me how to throw the ball towards the square on the backboard. As long as آپ hit it, the ball will go through the hoop.
Dad: Who's Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Oh, that's me. I'm drawing chalk with Debbie. Just look at her drawing of Princess Celestia. It looks really nice, doesn't it?
***
Michael: *Eating PB&J*
Dad: *Hears doorbell ring* I'll get it. *Goes to door, and opens it*
Hawkeye: Hi father.
Dad: آپ again.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I brought, you, your father, and your children some presents.
Michael: Hawkeye's here!
Hawkeye: Hello Michael. *Shows big box* I got آپ a model train set.
Debbie: What did آپ get me?
Hawkeye: I got آپ a new box of chalk, and a jumprope.
Debbie: Awesome!
Hawkeye: And for your father, a nice tie, some ink to his typewriter, and a nice fedora to go with it.
Dad: I don't know what to say. Thank you.
Hawkeye: Don't mention it. All gifts from me to you.
Grandfather: What about me?
Hawkeye: Oh, don't worry. I got a gift for you. *Shows a brand new watch* Made entirely out of gold.
Grandfather: It's beautiful.
Hawkeye: I'm glad آپ like your gifts, but I must go now. *Leaves house*
Episode 38
Cheyenne Wyoming Train station.
February 20, 1954
Pete: Gordon, I'm going on a vacation, and I want آپ to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Yes sir.
Pete: Follow the orders on the wall, and everything will be good.
Gordon: Sure thing.
February 25, 1954
Judge: آپ never did do what your boss Pete Reimer told آپ to do, did you?
Gordon: Oh I did. Nopony listened to me.
***
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are آپ going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat آپ up for it! *Pushes Gordon onto ground, and kicks him*
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954
Judge: Pierce, did any of that really happen?
Hawkeye: Well, I will admit there were some facts in what Gordon said. It did take place in February 20, 1954, and we were in Cheyenne. Other then that, it was pure fiction.
***
Pete: I knew آپ would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
Episode 39
It was a breezy, but sunny day. Red Rose was resting in the switch tower waiting for a freight train to arrive. She was listening to a song while doing so.
Song: www.fanpop.com/clubs/karinabrony/videos/36876622/title...man
Red Rose: *Singing to song* Weeeeeeeel. I got a woman. Way over town. That's good to me. Oh yeah.
Orion: *Bringing freight into yard*
Red Rose: *Sees freight, and turns signal red*
Orion: *Passes red signal*
Red Rose: Wait. What is he doing?
Orion: *Jumps out of train*
Red Rose: Oh my god.
Orion: I did it! I'm going to get fired for leaving a train while it's in motion!
The train crashed, and Red Rose turned off the music.
***
Gordon: Gentlecolts, may I شامل میں you?
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, not while we're waiting.
Gordon: It's not like I wanna beat آپ up یا anything. Let me sit with you.
Hawkeye: Oh, what the heck? Go for it.
Gordon: *Sits down, and flicks Stylo*
Hawkeye: Hey, what are آپ doing?
Gordon: Tormenting Stylo.
Stylo: Big mistake. *Kicks Gordon off bench*
***
Mafia Ponies: *Hijacking locomotives*
Hawkeye: Police? Have آپ stopped the mafia yet?
Sargent: No we haven't.
Hawkeye: Well, why don't آپ double your fucking effort?
Sargent: We're doing the best we can.
Hawkeye: Bullshit. *Hangs up*
Coffee Creme: Now what?
Hawkeye: I don't know.
Episode 40
Hawkeye: *Looking through window* Alright, they're all gone. Get ready.
Percy: I sure hope this works.
Hawkeye: It will. We just have to take that engine, go to Denver, couple up to all the other engines, and take them back here. It's a piece of cake.
Coffee Creme: How?
Hawkeye: When we get all the engines coupled up, we'll get all the diesels to pull the engines back here. If all the diesel locomotives are coupled up, they can pull a train, but only one engine needs a driver.
Percy: How is that possible?
Hawkeye: Electricity? I don't know! Let's get a اقدام on.
***
Mafia ٹٹو 95: *Arriving from grocery store* That was a fun bingo match they had.
Mafia ٹٹو 53: Yeah. Too bad I didn't win anything.
Mafia ٹٹو 95: Who gives a shit?
Hawkeye: Okay, we need to go now. *Drives back to Cheyenne*
Coffee Creme: *Following Hawkeye*
Mafia ٹٹو 95: *Sees engines leaving* Hey! Somepony is taking all our engines away.
Mafia ٹٹو 53: They aren't really ours. We just چرا لیا, چوری کی them.
Mafia ٹٹو 95: Aw, be quiet!
***
Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If آپ want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet آپ they're doing great. سے طرف کی now, they probably have all of our engines coupled up, and heading back to Cheyenne.
Pete: Buffalo Turd!
The End
The Season 5 Premier will arrive in a few weeks.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy/CrazyWriterLady
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Season 4 Highlights
Stylo: *Sitting on bench at station* From dealing with snow to the mafia, this season has had a lot of memorable moments. Unfortunately, a good friend of ours named Red Rose got killed, and we're trying to find a replacement for her. In the meantime, enjoy some of the season 4 highlights.
Episode 31
Gordon: What kind of jobs do آپ have?
Hawkeye: We're going east to clear the line.
Gordon: Hopefully آپ don't get stuck.
Stylo: Thanks.
Gordon: Because that would be so funny! *Laughing* I remember seeing that passenger train in the video, and it was stuck for three days. *Laughing*
Stylo: It wouldn't be funny if that happened to you.
Gordon: Well it never happened to me, and it never will! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get a freight over Sherman Hill. *Goes to train yard*
***
Stylo: *Looking out window* Man, that's a lot of snow.
Hawkeye: Well, I'm not surprised. Pete کہا we would get twelve feet of snow.
Stylo: Yeah, but this looks like مزید then twelve feet.
Hawkeye: *Checks fuel gauge* Okay, I'll tell آپ what. We have to refuel soon, so when we're doing that, both of us will go outside, and see how deep the snow is. If it's under twelve feet, آپ have to sit on the سب, سب سے اوپر of the train all the way to wherever we have to go. If it's over twelve feet, I'll let آپ drive the train.
Stylo: What do آپ have to do?
Hawkeye: While you're driving the train, I have to...
Stylo: Clean my car.
Hawkeye: آپ read my mind. *Sees water, and coaling tower* Let's stop, and refuel here.
Stylo: Sounds good to me.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Stylo: *Goes to سب, سب سے اوپر of train*
Hawkeye: *Standing in snow*
Stylo: *Pouring water into locomotive*
Hawkeye: Ha, the snow is lower than the engine. آپ have to sit on سب, سب سے اوپر of the train for the whole journey.
Stylo: We never shook on it.
Hawkeye: Aw, fine. I wouldn't want آپ to get frostbite anyway. Get back in the engine, and I'll pour in the coal.
***
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have آپ looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed were red.
Gordon: *Tries to drive backwards* Come on, don't be stuck!
Wilson: Gordon. I'm sorry to tell آپ this, but we're stuck.
Gordon: Aw man. *Hits head on chair* Hold up, I just got an idea. *Going outside*
Wilson: Where are آپ going?
Gordon: Outside. I'm gonna try to use my magic to get rid of all that snow.
Wilson: Okay. *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: *Using magic*
Gordon concentrated hard, but instead of getting rid of the snow, he got rid of the engine they were using.
Wilson: *Lands in snow* Great work.
Episode 32
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Gordon got on an airplane, and was sent to Norfoal Virginia to work on the N&W
Gordon: *Looking for sign that says L*
Pony: *Holding L sign*
Gordon: *Sees sign* Ah, good. I'm Gordon.
Pony: And I'm Franklin. Come with me, and we'll get آپ set for your first, and unfortunately, your only دن with working for us.
Gordon: Alright.
They leave the airport, and get in a brand new Corvette.
Franklin: My car, آپ like it?
Gordon: Yeah. We had to deliver some of these cars a couple of days پہلے back on the UP.
Franklin: Nice. *Starts car, and drives to train station*
***
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me سے طرف کی my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well آپ complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies سے طرف کی their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese pony* COMMUNIST!!
Boss Stephenson: Ignore him Hector, آپ did good.
Chinese Pony: Right. Thank you. *Leaves station*
***
Conductor: Ticket please?
Gordon: *Carrying two hundred dollars* How about this instead?
Conductor: *Takes money, then grabs Gordon*
Gordon: What are آپ doing?
Conductor: No ticket, no ride. *Takes Gordon towards door*
Boss Stephenson: *Flying سے طرف کی door*
Gordon: آپ can't do this.
Conductor: Whatever آپ say. *Opens door, and kicks Gordon off train*
Episode 33
Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk & Western. Why are they the only railroad in Equestria to not have any diesels?!
Hawkeye: Didn't one of the ponies working there tell you? It's from all that coal they have to transport.
Gordon: Yeah, well I can't stand that! *Pulls door off hinges* I won't rest until that railroad gets at least one diesel! *Throws door onto train tracks* I HATE STEAM!
Hawkeye: Yeah... We've noticed.
***
Gordon: *Wakes up* What happened?
Louis: Nothing. آپ may go now.
Gordon: Thank you.
Then, the sound of a broken window could be heard.
Gordon: What the? *Goes outside* My car!!
Orion: That's right. I destroyed it so I could get fired! Now, this will definitely work!
***
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying over? *Looks down*
But all Orion could see was the Pacific Ocean
Orion: Oh no. I went too fast, and now I'm flying over an ocean! *Turns around* I don't see any land! *Flies down* Where did I- *Sees land* Aha! Land. *flies to it*
Episode 34
Orion: *Walks into Pete's room* Guess what I did this time.
Pete: *Stops paperwork* What did آپ do?
Orion: I robbed a liquor store, and I'm creating my own black market in this train station.
Pete: آپ do realized آپ can't get fired on purpose, right?
Orion: I can't? *Remembers* Oh yeah, I remember now. Can I get fired for wearing a dress?
Pete: Well-
Orion: Perfect. *Leaves station*
Pete: Jesus christ.
***
Metal Gloss: Gordon, I don't know why آپ want me to take control.
Gordon: Because I'm going to jump off here, and get my daily dose of booze.
Metal Gloss: Really?
Gordon: Sayonara. *Jumps off train, lands on platform, and breaks his legs* YEEAHH!! I jumped over the track between my train, and the platform!!
Hawkeye: But آپ broke your legs.
Gordon: It was worth it!
***
Pete: Great job everypony. آپ did very good.
Hawkeye: Except for Gordon.
Pete: Well fuck him.
Episode 35
Hawkeye: Aw, gee. That's too bad. Maybe you'll win اگلے time, oh wait. We can't play another round, because our train will be here soon.
Stylo: We have another twenty minutes. Why do آپ want to stop so soon?
Hawkeye: That's none of your business.
Stylo: Why is it none of my business?
Hawkeye: That's also none of your business.
Stylo: And why is that none of my business?
Hawkeye: Even that's none of your business.
***
Magnum: Peter! How are آپ my friend?
Pete: Not too bad, but I have a problem. The mafia is attacking us, and they won't let us fix this section of track on Sherman Hill. We need help.
Magnum: Why not call the police?
Pete: They keep getting killed. We need something better then Cheyenne's Finest.
Magnum: How about a tank?
Pete: A tank?! You're crazy.
Magnum: Relax. There's going to be no ammo for the guns. Just drive up to them, scare them, and they won't bother آپ at all.
***
Hawkeye: *Driving towards Gordon* I see his tank.
Gordon: *Drives out of way*
Hawkeye: *Stopping engine*
Jeff: Will we stop in time?
Hawkeye: I hope so.
They stopped just before the pilot wheels became derailed.
Gordon: *Driving back to station*
Percy: He's coming back.
Pete: Oh no.
Gordon: This is it. I'll be stuck in here forever.
But suddenly, the tank stopped.
Pete: What?
Gordon: *Comes out of tank* ارے everypony. I saved the day.
Ponies: *Booing, and throwing garbage at Gordon*
Pete: آپ used up all the gas on this thing!
Gordon: Oh well. *Walks away from everypony* I tried my best.
Episode 36
Pete: *Checks clock* It's almost seven.
Gordon: That means we can go ہوم soon.
Pete: Yeah, I think everypony knows that.
Gordon: *Waiting for clock to strike seven with excitement*
Metal Gloss: *Drives passenger train to station*
Gordon: Ugh, Metal Gloss is always driving a steam engine. Why can't she drive a diesel for once?
Metal Gloss: *stops train*
Pete: Metal Gloss, آپ arrived just in time. It's 7:00 PM, time to go home.
Gordon: *Leaves station as fast as a rocket*
***
Pilot: *Lands سے طرف کی train tracks*
Railroad Police: What are آپ doing here?
Pilot: Mail run. We're here to take all your mail, and get it to Denver.
Stylo: *Arrives* What's going on?
Railroad Police: Stylo, thank goodness it's you. This ٹٹو thinks he can fly in here with a helicopter, and steal our mail.
Stylo: What thinks آپ can do that?
Pilot: Because I was told to.
***
Pete: So آپ saw this fall out of the helicopter when it was heading to Denver?
Jeff: Yeah.
Pete: Wait a minute. If you're here, who's doing your work on that track?
Jeff: Umm....
Meanwhile on the track that Jeff forgot to fix.
Engineer: *Drives train off tracks*
Back at Cheyenne
Jeff: Percy.
Pete: Ah, good. I knew I could rely on that pegasus.
Episode 37
Hawkeye: *Driving engine pulling ten new engines*
Colt: *Taking nails out of tracks* These would be great to give to our grandfather.
Filly: And our father.
Hawkeye: *Sees colt, and blows horn*
Filly: A train is coming. Get off those tracks now.
Colt: *Gets off tracks*
Hawkeye: *Drives train off tracks*
The nails that the گدھے کو, گدھی took out were supposed to be there. Without the nails, the tracks weren't secure enough to be driven on.
***
Michael: *Throwing باسکٹ, باسکٹ بال at باسکٹ, باسکٹ بال hoop*
Dad: *Arrives* Michael, آپ look like you're getting better.
Michael: Hawkeye taught me how to throw the ball towards the square on the backboard. As long as آپ hit it, the ball will go through the hoop.
Dad: Who's Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Oh, that's me. I'm drawing chalk with Debbie. Just look at her drawing of Princess Celestia. It looks really nice, doesn't it?
***
Michael: *Eating PB&J*
Dad: *Hears doorbell ring* I'll get it. *Goes to door, and opens it*
Hawkeye: Hi father.
Dad: آپ again.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I brought, you, your father, and your children some presents.
Michael: Hawkeye's here!
Hawkeye: Hello Michael. *Shows big box* I got آپ a model train set.
Debbie: What did آپ get me?
Hawkeye: I got آپ a new box of chalk, and a jumprope.
Debbie: Awesome!
Hawkeye: And for your father, a nice tie, some ink to his typewriter, and a nice fedora to go with it.
Dad: I don't know what to say. Thank you.
Hawkeye: Don't mention it. All gifts from me to you.
Grandfather: What about me?
Hawkeye: Oh, don't worry. I got a gift for you. *Shows a brand new watch* Made entirely out of gold.
Grandfather: It's beautiful.
Hawkeye: I'm glad آپ like your gifts, but I must go now. *Leaves house*
Episode 38
Cheyenne Wyoming Train station.
February 20, 1954
Pete: Gordon, I'm going on a vacation, and I want آپ to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Yes sir.
Pete: Follow the orders on the wall, and everything will be good.
Gordon: Sure thing.
February 25, 1954
Judge: آپ never did do what your boss Pete Reimer told آپ to do, did you?
Gordon: Oh I did. Nopony listened to me.
***
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are آپ going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat آپ up for it! *Pushes Gordon onto ground, and kicks him*
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954
Judge: Pierce, did any of that really happen?
Hawkeye: Well, I will admit there were some facts in what Gordon said. It did take place in February 20, 1954, and we were in Cheyenne. Other then that, it was pure fiction.
***
Pete: I knew آپ would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
Episode 39
It was a breezy, but sunny day. Red Rose was resting in the switch tower waiting for a freight train to arrive. She was listening to a song while doing so.
Song: www.fanpop.com/clubs/karinabrony/videos/36876622/title...man
Red Rose: *Singing to song* Weeeeeeeel. I got a woman. Way over town. That's good to me. Oh yeah.
Orion: *Bringing freight into yard*
Red Rose: *Sees freight, and turns signal red*
Orion: *Passes red signal*
Red Rose: Wait. What is he doing?
Orion: *Jumps out of train*
Red Rose: Oh my god.
Orion: I did it! I'm going to get fired for leaving a train while it's in motion!
The train crashed, and Red Rose turned off the music.
***
Gordon: Gentlecolts, may I شامل میں you?
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, not while we're waiting.
Gordon: It's not like I wanna beat آپ up یا anything. Let me sit with you.
Hawkeye: Oh, what the heck? Go for it.
Gordon: *Sits down, and flicks Stylo*
Hawkeye: Hey, what are آپ doing?
Gordon: Tormenting Stylo.
Stylo: Big mistake. *Kicks Gordon off bench*
***
Mafia Ponies: *Hijacking locomotives*
Hawkeye: Police? Have آپ stopped the mafia yet?
Sargent: No we haven't.
Hawkeye: Well, why don't آپ double your fucking effort?
Sargent: We're doing the best we can.
Hawkeye: Bullshit. *Hangs up*
Coffee Creme: Now what?
Hawkeye: I don't know.
Episode 40
Hawkeye: *Looking through window* Alright, they're all gone. Get ready.
Percy: I sure hope this works.
Hawkeye: It will. We just have to take that engine, go to Denver, couple up to all the other engines, and take them back here. It's a piece of cake.
Coffee Creme: How?
Hawkeye: When we get all the engines coupled up, we'll get all the diesels to pull the engines back here. If all the diesel locomotives are coupled up, they can pull a train, but only one engine needs a driver.
Percy: How is that possible?
Hawkeye: Electricity? I don't know! Let's get a اقدام on.
***
Mafia ٹٹو 95: *Arriving from grocery store* That was a fun bingo match they had.
Mafia ٹٹو 53: Yeah. Too bad I didn't win anything.
Mafia ٹٹو 95: Who gives a shit?
Hawkeye: Okay, we need to go now. *Drives back to Cheyenne*
Coffee Creme: *Following Hawkeye*
Mafia ٹٹو 95: *Sees engines leaving* Hey! Somepony is taking all our engines away.
Mafia ٹٹو 53: They aren't really ours. We just چرا لیا, چوری کی them.
Mafia ٹٹو 95: Aw, be quiet!
***
Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If آپ want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet آپ they're doing great. سے طرف کی now, they probably have all of our engines coupled up, and heading back to Cheyenne.
Pete: Buffalo Turd!
The End
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Robotnik: Pingas!
Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say
"I told آپ so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This دکھائیں is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The دکھائیں is an asshole.
But that would lead too him say
"I told آپ so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This دکھائیں is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The دکھائیں is an asshole.
So.. Here's another review..
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This دکھائیں has kind of animation.. All عملی حکمت have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This دکھائیں has kind of animation.. All عملی حکمت have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.
It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".
And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.
I love آپ Todd..
Anyway.. The دکھائیں is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.
We're almost done season 1 anyway, اگلے week شامل میں me for the conclusion of season 1..
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.
It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".
And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.
I love آپ Todd..
Anyway.. The دکھائیں is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.
We're almost done season 1 anyway, اگلے week شامل میں me for the conclusion of season 1..
#1: KORN:
When آپ think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make آپ think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I love them (obviously). But these songs are singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: گلابی FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
When آپ think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make آپ think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I love them (obviously). But these songs are singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: گلابی FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the سب, سب سے اوپر war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would آپ feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on ویژن ٹیلی that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the سب, سب سے اوپر war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would آپ feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on ویژن ٹیلی that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
