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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time پہلے in a world ruled سے طرف کی ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with قوس قزح Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed مزید money to finishbuilding this death defying space station.

To make مزید money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier was going towards Baltimare. The death egg was on the ground somewhere in Baltimare.

Nazi 98: *Flies passenger plane off carrier*
Nazis: *Flying fighters near passenger plane*
Nazis: *Flying together*

Inside the death egg

Nazi 99: All units, Twilight Sparkle, and her escort will arrive shortly.
Nazis: *Getting in position*
Nazi 98: *Flying towards death egg*
Nazis: *Flying behind passenger plane*
Nazi 98: *Lands plane*
Nazis: *Lands behind passenger plane*
Nazi 99: Inform the doctor that Twilight Sparkle is here.
Nazi 35: Bejahand. *Goes to inform Dr. Robotnik*
Twilight Sparkle: *Walks out of plane*
Changelings: *Saluting Twilight*
Griffons: *Saluting Twilight*
Nazi 99: *Walks up to Twilight* Guten tag.
Twilight: Today is the دن that we get this machine operating.
Nazi 99: That might be delayed to a دن یا two.
Twilight: Delayed? Do آپ realize who you're making this space station for?
Nazi 99: We're making this for Robotnik. Only he would be crazy enough to make a space station called the death egg.
Twilight: Well quit fucking around, and get this thing finished, یا I will personally have آپ executed. Do I make myself clear major?
Nazi 99: Y-y-yes princess.
Twilight: Good. Now finish this at once. I am going to the Griffon Kingdom.

Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese ٹٹو 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese ٹٹو 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do آپ want to know?
Japanese ٹٹو 35: We want to know arr about why آپ have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose دوستوں with Discord, and he doesn't arrow anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like آپ guys, with death, slavery, and violence. He has to be defeated.
Japanese ٹٹو 87: Why wourd آپ to prevent any of that from happening?
Japanese ٹٹو 35: We dear with that arr the time, and yet, our country is very powerfur.
Sean: So am I.
Japanese ٹٹو 87: What can آپ do?
Sean: آپ really wanna know? *Breaks rope, and uses part of chair to knock out japanese ponies* Now to take my gun. They left it in the weapons room, but first I need to save قوس قزح Dash, and Celestia.

Meanwhile, on another part of the island, in a small hut.

Rarity: *Laying on floor*
Japanese ٹٹو 64: Who is this friend of yours?
Rarity: *Looking at random pony* I don't know him.
Japanese ٹٹو 64: آپ better terr me, یا I wirr do something آپ won't want me to do.
Rarity: W-what are آپ going to do?
Japanese ٹٹو 64: Hit آپ of course.
Japanese ٹٹو 53: What do we do with this pony? *Pointing to random pony*
Japanese ٹٹو 64: Beat him. I am going to beat this firry up.
Rarity: No! Don't!!
Japanese ٹٹو 64: *Hitting Rarity*
Rarity: AAH!!

While that was happening.

Sean: *Knocks on door*
Japanese ٹٹو 77: Who is it? *Opens door*
Sean: *Knocks out japanese pony*
قوس قزح Dash: *Wakes up*
Celestia: *Sees Sean* Thank goodness it's you.
Sean: Yeah. I need your help getting into the weapon's room. Those gangsters put my machine gun in there.
قوس قزح Dash: We'll help آپ get it out.
Sean: *Goes to weapon's room*
Celestia: Get it. We'll stand guard.
Sean: *Opens door* Now, where's that machine gun? *Finds machine gun* Perfect. *Takes machine gun* I got it. Let's go.

After that.

Japanese ٹٹو 64: *Smoking cigarette*
Japanese ٹٹو 53: *Hitting random pony*
Japanese ٹٹو 64: *Blows smoke into Rarity's face* آپ think just because آپ say nothing, آپ are strong. That's not true. آپ two are cowards.
Random Pony: Don't tell that peice of hell anything!
Japanese ٹٹو 64: Why are آپ tarking to her?
Random Pony: *Spits in Japanese Pony's face*
Japanese ٹٹو 64: *Burns random ٹٹو with cigarette* Finish the job. *Goes for walk*
Japanese ٹٹو 53: *Grabs knife*
Random Pony: Go fuck yourself.
Japanese ٹٹو 53: *Stabs random ٹٹو to death*
Rarity: *Crawling away*
Japanese ٹٹو 53: *Grabs Rarity* Stand stirr.
قوس قزح Dash: *Stabs japanese ٹٹو 53* Rarity. You're okay. Thank goodness. We're gonna make them pay for what they've done.

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
قوس قزح Dash: *Gives signal*
ٹٹو Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think I see a dinghy over there.
Sean: Excellent. Let's get to it.
Japanese ٹٹو 60: *Grabs RPG* This wirr kirr them arr.
Japa The Nese: Hord it. They are running towards the boat. Shoot that, so they won't escape.
قوس قزح Dash: *Shooting at Japa The Nese*
Japa The Nese: *Taking cover* Do it now!
Japanese ٹٹو 60: *Shoots rocket at boat*

The کشتی exploded.

Sean: Damnit, we have to find another boat.
Celestia: I could repair this one with my magic.
Sean: Do it quickly!
Japanese ٹٹو 79: *shoots Celestia's horn off*
Celestia: AH! My horn!
Rarity: I can get it back for you. *Trying to get horn back on Celestia, but it's too hard for her* Oh, this is too hard! *Sweating*
Japanese ٹٹو 60: *Reloading RPG*
Sean: *Shoots Japanese ٹٹو 60*
Japa The Nese: It's up to me. *Takes rocket launcher*
قوس قزح Dash: *Shoots Japa*
Japa The Nese: Oh! *Walks backwards toward window, and falls out* AAAH!!! *Lands in water*
Sharks: *Eating Japa*
Japa The Nese: Noooo!! *Dies*
Japanese Ponies: Japa The Nese is dead! Kirr them!!
Sean: Get Celestia's horn back, quickly! I'll hold them off. *Shooting Japanese Ponies*
قوس قزح Dash: Hold it, I just realized. Where's Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Arrives* Guten tag.
Rarity: Where have آپ been?
Pinkie Pie: In this hut the entire time. I escaped when all the japanese gangsters ran away.
قوس قزح Dash: Good for you.
Rarity: *Struggling to get Celestia's horn back on* I almost got it.
Sean: Can't hold them off much longer.
Pinkie Pie: Leave it to me. *Throwing grenades at Japanese Ponies*
Japanese Ponies: *Die*
قوس قزح Dash: آپ threw those pretty quickly.
Pinkie Pie: And they're all dead.
Rarity: *Gets Celestia's horn back on* I *Pant* did it. Now, *Pant* I can *Pant* help.
قوس قزح Dash: Uh, Rarity? Pinkie Pie got them all.
Rarity: Whoa. Pretty messy.
Pinkie Pie: But it was wunderbar!
Celestia: Now we can fix that کشتی the Japanese destroyed. *Using magic to fix boat*

When it was fixed, we had another problem.

Sean: This کشتی can't fit us all. There's five of us, but only four can be on here.
Celestia: *Using spell to make another کشتی exactly like the one she fixed* There. We have two boats.
Sean: Good. *Gets on boat*
Rarity: *Gets on کشتی with Sean*
قوس قزح Dash: *Gets on other کشتی with Pinkie, and Celestia*

We escaped the Japanese Mafia, and were on our way back to Ponyville.

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we چرا لیا, چوری کی from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take آپ to Canterlot.
قوس قزح Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
قوس قزح Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell آپ now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
قوس قزح Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. آپ must get defenses set up. A shield generator should be around your position. We can use it for the Death Egg, and then the ٹٹو Alliance will not be able to defeat it.
Twilight: We'll be victorious, and all of Equestria will be in our control. *Laughing*
Robotnik: *Laughing as well*

Four hours later, in Canterlot. Celestia was in her room with قوس قزح Dash.

Celestia: *Looking around room* At first I didn't think it would be possible, but I gotta stop fooling myself. I feel old, but do I look old to you?
قوس قزح Dash: No. Of course not.
Celestia: *Looking at herself in mirror* You're right. I look exactly like I did three hundred years ago.
قوس قزح Dash: What exactly are آپ telling me?
Celestia: I'm telling you, that soon you'll have to deal with what I'm doing. When 1,500 years old, you'll know what I'm talking about.
قوس قزح Dash: I don't think I'll ever be that old.
Celestia: That's where you're wrong. I can't live much longer with my old age, and I'm afraid, soon that I'm going to die.
قوس قزح Dash: Princess Celestia, آپ can't die.
Celestia: It happens to all of us. Even immortal ponies like me. It just takes a lot, and I mean, a lot of time. *Laying in bed*
قوس قزح Dash: Why do آپ want me, of all ponies to take your job?
Celestia: Because, you're loyal, and brave. There's just one thing آپ need to do.
قوس قزح Dash: What?
Celestia: آپ have to defeat your sister, Twilight Sparkle. *Closes eyes*

Celestia soon passed away.

قوس قزح Dash: *walks out of castle* I can't do it. *Sits down* Twilight is too powerful for me to take down.
???: That ain't the قوس قزح Dash I know.
قوس قزح Dash: *Looks up* Applejack.
Applejack: That's right.
قوس قزح Dash: But آپ were killed at that POW camp.
Applejack: Several hours later, unicorns working for MI6 sneaked by, and brought me back to life. Then, I got back to Ponyville, and I heard from Pinkie Pie that آپ were supposed to be here for something Celestia wanted آپ to do. I overheard your conversation with the Princess, and I think آپ have what it takes to defeat Twilight in order to become the princess.
قوس قزح Dash: I don't have what it takes. Twilight nearly killed me when we were rescuing Cadence, and I can't beat her.
Applejack: Than, the Nazis have already won. آپ were our only hope.
قوس قزح Dash: No one else can defeat her?
Applejack: Only you. I remember when آپ were pushing that train up the ہل, لندن to get us to the Grand Galloping Gala, and آپ said, "I think I can, I think I can." Now, آپ ain't acting like that.
قوس قزح Dash: آپ know what? You're right. I think I can defeat Twilight.

In Ponyville at the ٹٹو Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a space station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon: I'll join.
Caramel: Me too.
قوس قزح Dash: *Walks in* I'm going too.
Sean: *Sees قوس قزح Dash with Applejack* Where were you?
قوس قزح Dash: It's a looong story.
Applejack: I'll شامل میں your group as well.

Later on, مزید ponies started joining both groups.

Big Mac: Remember, once آپ finish your attack on the Griffon Kingdom, head straight towards the Death Egg, and help out the سیکنڈ team.
Sean: Roger that.
Applejack: How are we getting into the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: We have stolen a Nazi airplane, and have been using it for missions like this one. Get in, I'm flying.

We all get in the airplane.

Sean: *Starts airplane*
قوس قزح Dash: *Looking out window*
Applejack: What's wrong?
قوس قزح Dash: Nothing, I'm just wishing Rarity's group good luck. That death egg could be difficult to take down.
Applejack: If you're still worried about defeating Twilight Sparkle, we're all here to help.
قوس قزح Dash: *Sighs* That means a lot to me. Thank you.
Radio Pony: Control tower to 69R, آپ are clear for takeoff.
Sean: *Taxiing plane onto runway*
قوس قزح Dash & Others: *Sitting down*
Sean: *Flies off runway* We're on our way to the Griffon Kingdom.
Applejack: Excellent.
Sean: Now, I'll get my wish on seeing what it looks like from ground, and air before this war ends.
قوس قزح Dash: Haha, that's a good one.

Shortly after we left, Rarity's group took off for Baltimare, which was where the Death Egg was located.

I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon costume*
Caramel: *Puts on griffon costume*
قوس قزح Dash: *Puts on griffon costume*
Applejack: *Puts on griffon costume*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform* Ready?
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah, we're all ready.
Sean: Good. *Opens door*
Twilight: *Waiting outside* Man, we're glad آپ could return from Germaneigh.
Sean: Yeah, it is a real pleasure to bring these griffons back to their homeland.
قوس قزح Dash: Hello.
Twilight: Man, how آپ doin'?
قوس قزح Dash: Fine.
Twilight: Now آپ know your duties.
Applejack: *Snickering* She کہا doodies.
Twilight: Man, grow up fool!
Applejack: Sorry.
Twilight: Now get to work, and don't forget to come سے طرف کی here tonight for a special meeting.
Sean: What is it about?
Twilight: You'll see once آپ get here.

We all left the airport.

Sean: *Looking around* I remember seeing a shield generator on one of those maps Big Mac was دکھانا us.
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah, we should only be about five miles from it.
Sean: Good. *sees bikers* Hold it. *gets down* Nazi bikers.
Applejack: Are they doing anything?
Sean: Not really. They're just standing اگلے to their bikes, and looking away from us.
Applejack: Me, and کیریمل, کآرامال can take them down.
قوس قزح Dash: Quietly! They could take off, and call for reinforcements.
Applejack: Hey, it's me. *Tip toes to bikers*
Caramel: *Quietly following*
Applejack: *Steps on branch*
Nazi Biker 4: *Hears branch break* Halt!
Applejack: *Wrestling biker*
Sean: Come on Dash, let's go!
Nazi Biker 3: *Gets on bike*
قوس قزح Dash: I see him, wait Sean!
Nazi Biker 3: *Rides off*
Sean: *Gets on other bike*
قوس قزح Dash: *Hops on*
Sean: *Rides*
Applejack: What about me?!
Nazi Biker 4: *Hits Applejack*
Nazi Biker 3: *Riding fast*
Sean: *Following Biker*
قوس قزح Dash: *Grabs gun*
Nazi Biker 3: *Rams Sean*
Sean: *Rams biker*
Nazi Biker 5: *Riding on bike behind Sean*
قوس قزح Dash: *Sees biker behind them* Get along side the one behind us!
Sean: *Slows up to biker 5*
Nazi Biker 5: *tries to ram them*
قوس قزح Dash: *Knocks biker off motorcycle, and rides it*
Nazi Biker 3: *Grabs pistol*
قوس قزح Dash: *Shooting at biker*
Nazi Biker 3: Whoa! *Falls off*

Soon, two مزید bikers ended up chasing us.

Nazi Biker 6: *Following Sean*
Nazi Biker 7: *Following قوس قزح Dash*
Sean: *grabs tree*
Nazi Biker 6: What?!
Sean: *Hits both bikers with tree, but accidentally hits قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Lands in ditch*
Nazi Biker 8: *Riding towards قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Shoots biker off bike*
Sean: *Stops bike اگلے to قوس قزح Dash* Get on.
قوس قزح Dash: *Gets on*
Sean: *Rides back to Applejack*

Rarity's group, just arrived at Baltimare.

Rarity: *sees death egg* Well, there it is. The Death Egg.
Fluttershy: What kind of a name is that?
Rarity: I don't know, but it doesn't even look like an egg. It's in the shape of one alright, but it has the face of Doctor Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to have my face on a space station. I'd call it The Death Cake.
Rarity: Of course آپ would.
Shredder: When do we attack?
Rarity: We don't. We just wait here for Sean's group to arrive.
Pinkie Pie: How long will that take?
Rarity: I don't know.

Back in The Griffon Kingdom.

Applejack: How did it go?
Sean: We killed four enemies.
Applejack: Good for you.
قوس قزح Dash: Now what?
Sean: Well, Twilight کہا she wanted us to meet her at a party tonight. We'll have to get in our disguises, and go back to that airport.
Caramel: آپ ain't serious, are you?
Sean: If I wasn't serious, I'd make a very bad leader.
Bonbon: So, we're going to that party?
Sean: Yes we are.

Later that night, Twilight Sparkle, and many other members of her army were at the airport. Some airplanes were flying away to deliver supplies to the shield generator.

Twilight: Attention, The Death Egg will be here tomorrow morning, bring as many supplies to the shield generator as possible.
Nazis: *Flying airplanes*

A band started playing this song: link

Griffons: *Loading other airplanes*
Changelings: *Giving supplies to griffons to put in airplanes*
Other Nazis: *Marching around airport*
Changeling: *Starts bonfire* Throw in anything religious!
Nazis: Yay!! *Throwing in religious items*
Sean: *arrives* Well, this has been interesting so far.
قوس قزح Dash: *Looks around*
Sean: *Sees airplanes*
Applejack: Where are they going?
Sean: I don't know. Let's go ask Twilight.
Nazis: *Throwing religious items into bonfire*
Griffons: *Brings books* Hey, here's some مقبول کتابیں that we don't like for no reason!
Changelings: Let's throw those in too!
Applejack: *Looks away, and cries*
Sean: Applejack? What's the matter?
Applejack: I just can't... I can't. I hate those fucking Nazis.
قوس قزح Dash: We all do, but we gotta get this job done.
Sean: Come on. This will be over soon. I promise.
Applejack: *Stops crying* Okay. Let's finish this.
Twilight: Man, don't throw any کتابیں in there! What's the matter with you?
Griffons: These are کتابیں آپ don't like.
Twilight: I don't hate any kind of کتابیں آپ dumbass!
Sean: *arrives* Heil Robotnik.
Twilight: Man, what آپ want?!
Sean: Where are those airplanes going?
Twilight: They're bringing in supplies to the shield generator.
Sean: Where's the shield generator?
Twilight: Man, آپ should know.
Sean: *grabs Twilight* آپ tell me where it is now! I don't give a shit who آپ are, tell me now!
Twilight: Okay man, jeez! It's seven miles north from here.
Sean: Thank you. *Walks away*
Applejack: Did she tell آپ where that generator was?
Sean: Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. *Leaving airport*
قوس قزح Dash: *Following Sean*
Applejack: *Following قوس قزح Dash*
Bonbon: *Following Applejack*
Caramel: *Following Bonbon*

After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. اگلے morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: آپ excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean: We just recieved word that The Death Egg maybe leaving your area. Sneak on board quickly, and wait for us on there.

In Baltimare.

Rarity: Quickly, get on. *Gets on Death Egg*
Fluttershy: *Follows Rarity*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows Fluttershy*
Shredder: *Follows Pinkie Pie* آپ know Rarity, we're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Rarity: Relax, I learned a pretty useful spell. *Using magic to turn herself, and her دوستوں into changelings*
Pinkie Pie: *Looking at herself* Wunderbar.
Shredder: Why changelings?
Rarity: Why not?
Shredder: Now, we're the lowest of the low on Nazi Forces. Couldn't we at least be griffons?
Rarity: Nope. This is the only spell I know.
Shredder: That's just great.
Rarity: Would آپ like to turn back into a pony?
Shredder: No!
Rarity: Alright then. Let's go find a place to stay for... However long we need to stay on here.
Fluttershy: How about the spa?
Rarity: *Sees spa room* What?! They have a spa here?! We have got to make sure that it doesn't get destroyed when we blow this place up.
Pinkie Pie: That would be cool!
Rarity: Yes it would be cool. Now come on, let's go.

So they all went into the spa room. Meanwhile, Gilda, and Queen Chrysalis arrived at the Griffon Kingdom.

Gilda: *admiring shield generator*
Queen Chrysalis: Oh my god. I just thought of a great idea.
Sean: What are those two doing here?
Caramel: Perhaps they're just here to be observers.
Sean: Chrysalis has a فہرست of everyone that works in Nazi Forces. She'll know if we're in Robotnik's Army یا not.
قوس قزح Dash: Relax. The odds of her coming towards us is 1 in 1,000.
Queen Chrysalis: *arrives* Hello.
Applejack: How about, 1 in 10,000?
Queen Chrysalis: *Looking at Sean, and others* آپ are not in our army. You're in disguise.
Sean: Smart, for a changeling. *Kicks Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Charging up power attack from her horn*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Pushes Sean onto floor*
قوس قزح Dash: Don't آپ dare hurt him.
Queen Chrysalis: آپ seem to have powerful friends. But I am مزید powerful. *Teleports herself, and Sean onto train track*
Sean: What was the point in that?
Queen Chrysalis: You'll see.
Engineer: *Driving train*
Sean: *Running 80 miles an گھنٹہ to train, and jumps on سب, سب سے اوپر of it*
Queen Chrysalis: Well, that was interesting, but I can still kill you. *Running towards train, and shouts* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: *Nervous* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Blows horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: *Jumps to سب, سب سے اوپر of train*
Sean: *Grabs Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: ....
Sean: *Holding Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: Okay. This was unexpected. I am now being carried سے طرف کی a hedgehog that can lift up to ten million pounds on سب, سب سے اوپر of a train. This was the opposite of what I was expecting.
Sean: *Throws Chrysalis off train, and jumps اگلے to her* What are you, and Gilda doing here?
Queen Chrysalis: We were going to get on the Death Egg with Twilight Sparkle.
Sean: And where is Twilight?
Queen Chrysalis: She's with Gilda inside the Shield Generator, making sure it works. She's the bad guy, not me. Just let me live please. I had nothing but abuse at a young age, and everyone I met kept bullying me for what I was. Just, a changeling, but I wasn't doing any harm to anyone. *Farts*
Sean: Did آپ just soil yourself?!
Queen Chrysalis: Maybe. *Smiles* It did sound a bit wet there. Let's smell it. *Smelling her own fart*
Sean: *Looks away*
Queen Chrysalis: Aahhh. That smells good. Like a bunch of carrots are being used to make soup, with onions, and other stinky veggies. Even a maggot would say that stinks. If آپ were cooking this in your apartment, and somepony happened to walk by, they would say, "Hey. I know what you're cooking سے طرف کی the smell of it, and it's shit."
Sean: *Grabs gun, and kills Queen Chrysalis*

After killing Queen Chrysalis, I went back to قوس قزح Dash, and the others.

Sean: Did the Death Egg arrive yet?
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah, it's coming behind us.
Sean: *Looks behind him* Oh, I see it. Did Rarity tell آپ she was on there with her group?
Applejack: Yeah, she's on. And apparently, there's a spa in that machine.
Sean: Those guys are lucky. While they're having a blast in the spa, we're down here, with nothing.
Bonbon: Then let's get up there.
Sean: We have to wait for the Death Egg to land.
Robotnik: *driving death egg*
Nazi 7: Sir, آپ may land the death egg.
Robotnik: With pleasure. *Landing Death Egg*
Twilight, and Gilda: *waiting to get on Death Egg*
Robotnik: *Lands Death Egg*
Twilight & Gilda: *Gets on Death Egg*
Sean: Okay, let's go.

We sneak onto the Death Egg. Meanwhile, with Rarity's group.

Fluttershy: How long have we been changelings?
Rarity: For about, twenty minutes.
Shredder: Wow.
Twilight: *Goes to Robotnik*
Robotnik: Where is Queen Chrysalis?
Twilight: Unfortunately, I don't know.
Robotnik: Right. Listen, there are several griffons that we're supposed to get on here. They are waiting at a facility north of here, but be careful. There is a lot of lava.
Twilight: Man lava ain't gonna hurt me. I'll be careful.
Robotnik: Then good luck.
Twilight: *Flies out of Death Egg*
قوس قزح Dash: *Sees Twilight* I have to go.
Sean: Go? Where?
قوس قزح Dash: After Twilight. Princess Celestia told me to kill her, so that I could be the new princess.
Applejack: Do آپ want us to go with you?
قوس قزح Dash: No thank you. آپ guys have to stay here. I have to defeat Twilight.
Applejack: At least let one of us go with you.
قوس قزح Dash: Very well. آپ go with me.
Applejack: Okay.
قوس قزح Dash: But you're gonna need an airplane.
Applejack: Fine with me.
قوس قزح Dash: *Flies out of Death Egg*
Applejack: *Going to hangar*
Changelings: *Sees Applejack* Intruder!
Applejack: *Shoots changeling*
Nazis: *Running towards hangar*
Sean: *Shoots Nazis*
Applejack: *starts up plane*
Nazi: *Speaking on loudspeaker* Attention, we have an intruder stealing one of our airplanes. Stop her at all costs.
Rarity: Well, Sean's group is here.
Shredder: Let's go meet up with him.
Applejack: *Flies plane out of hangar*
Nazis: *Trying to shoot plane* To hell with her. She's too far away to shoot down.
Nazi on Loudspeaker* All units, the intruder has escaped. Get مزید guards in the hangar.
Sean: Good luck Dashie, and good luck Applejack.

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing سے طرف کی front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are آپ da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No مزید than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* applejack کی, اپپلیجاک is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands plane*
Twilight: *Shoots rocket*
Applejack: *Jumps out of plane*

Luckily, the explosion did not hurt Applejack.

Applejack: Twilight, put that thing down now.
Twilight: *Puts down rocket launcher* Dafuq do آپ want?
Applejack: To help you.
Twilight: How?
Applejack: I know you're a good ٹٹو somewhere inside of you. Think of all the good times.
Twilight: That was then, this is now. You're a fucking asshole, and so are all your friends.
Applejack: Twilight, why are آپ acting like this?
Twilight: Because you've been getting مزید attention then me.
قوس قزح Dash: *Arrives*
Applejack: That's not true. We've gone through a lot together, and we can still be friends.
Twilight: LIAR!! You've been neglecting me for too long. *Choking applejack کی, اپپلیجاک with magic*
قوس قزح Dash: Let her go.
Applejack: twilight..
قوس قزح Dash: Let her go!
Twilight: *Kills Applejack* آپ GOT HER TO BETRAY ME!!!!
قوس قزح Dash: آپ have done that yourself. You've been thinking that being a princess was very important, and then آپ have been wanting nothing but attention.
Twilight: I don't need to put up with your bullshit. I see things مزید clearly now that I'm working with Robotnik.
قوس قزح Dash: He's using you.
Twilight: No. I'm using him! Soon, I'll be in control of Nazi Forces, and take control of everything!
قوس قزح Dash: Nazi Forces?
Twilight: Don't make me kill you. *Grabs sword*
قوس قزح Dash: *Grabs another sword out of nowhere* I'll be مزید prepared this time. I'll do what it takes to defeat you.
Twilight: آپ will try. *Swings sword*
قوس قزح Dash: *Blocking attack*

While Twilight, and قوس قزح Dash were fighting each other with swords, the rest of us were making our plan to destroy the Death Egg.

Sean: There's a weapon room with a lot of explosives. That shield generator however, is giving a lot of protection for this Death Egg. We need to go down there, and deactivate the shield. Then, we should be able to blow this place up.
Rarity: *Holding onto Sean's legs* Spare the spa! Destroy everything else except the spa!
Sean: What about the spa in Ponyville?
Rarity: Oh, right. I forgot about that.
Robontik: *Walking down hall*
Sean: Get back. *Hiding behind wall*
Others: *Hiding behind Sean*
Robotnik: *Hears phone ringing, and جوابات phone* Hallo?
Griffon 3: Dr? We have serious trouble down here at the facility. Send back up!
Robotnik: What is the matter?
Griffon 3: قوس قزح Dash is attacking Twilight. آپ need to get over here now!
Robotnik: Very well. I will come over with some extra soldiers. *Runs to his office*
Sean: Well, that oughta make things easier for us.
Pinkie Pie: We can't let them go to that facility.
Shredder: They could kill Dash, and Applejack.
Sean: You're right. Plant those bombs in here now. Even with the shield, it should still explode as long as the attack is within inside here. The shield only protects any attack from outside.

So we were planting bombs in the Death Egg. We also had to make sure no one got outside.

We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.

Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his دوستوں out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*

The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, یا anyone else could get out.

Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.

Meanwhile, near the facility.

قوس قزح Dash: *Blocking Twilight's attack*
Twilight: *Continues to سوئنگ, جھول sword*
قوس قزح Dash: *Ducks, and hits Twilight's wing*
Twilight: *Steps back*
قوس قزح Dash: *standing her ground*
Twilight: Man, آپ don't give up, do you?
قوس قزح Dash: Nope.
Twilight: *Runs out of building*
قوس قزح Dash: *Follows Twilight*

The two mares were running towards a river of lava.

Twilight: *Heals wing with magic*
قوس قزح Dash: *Swings sword towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Blocks attack*
قوس قزح Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Flies above lava river*
قوس قزح Dash: *Flying above lava*
Twilight: *Sees lava boat*
قوس قزح Dash: *Swings sword at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit سے طرف کی sword, and lands on boat*
قوس قزح Dash: *Lands in front of Twilight*
Twilight: Just stop before I cut your hoof off again.
قوس قزح Dash: Never. I'm gonna win!

Fight song: link

Twilight: *Swings sword*
قوس قزح Dash: *Blocking attack*
Twilight: *Continues trying to attack قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Blocking attacks*
Twilight: Man, let me kill you!
قوس قزح Dash: *Starts to attack*
Twilight: *Blocking attacks*
قوس قزح Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Swings sword*
قوس قزح Dash: *Jumps, and lands on other lava boat*
Twilight: آپ pussy.
قوس قزح Dash: I'm not a pussy.
Twilight: *Gets to edge of boat*
قوس قزح Dash: *Gets to edge of her boat*
Twilight: *Swinging sword*
قوس قزح Dash: *Blocking attacks*

Soon, they both swung their swords at each other, but dropped them. They fell on the ground of their boats.

قوس قزح Dash: *Punches Twilight*
Twilight: *Punches قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *grabs sword*
Twilight: *Punches sword, and cuts herself* AAH!!!
قوس قزح Dash: *Swings sword*
Twilight: *Avoids sword, and grabs her own sword*
قوس قزح Dash: *Cutting hole in Twilight's boat*
Twilight: *Feels کشتی sinking, and jumps onto قوس قزح Dash's boat*
قوس قزح Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Nearly falls off*
قوس قزح Dash: *Steps on Twilight, and lands flies across lava onto solid ground*
Twilight: *Climbs back up boat, and sees قوس قزح Dash* آپ can't win this قوس قزح Dash!
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Watch me use my impressive powers to defeat you.
قوس قزح Dash: Don't do it.
Twilight: Watch me! *Flies towards قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Cuts off Twilight's front legs*

Stop the current song, and play this one: link

Twilight: *Lands on ground near lava*
قوس قزح Dash: *Panting*
Twilight: *Looks up at قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: It didn't have to go this way. آپ could have surrendered!
Twilight: Grr, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
قوس قزح Dash: *Upset* WE WERE SISTERS TWILIGHT! I LOVED YOU!
Twilight: *Going towards lava* Ugh!!
قوس قزح Dash: *Staring at Twilight*

Soon, Twilight's back legs caught on آگ کے, آگ from the lava.

Twilight: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
قوس قزح Dash: It serves آپ right. *Walks away*
Twilight: *Burning to death*
قوس قزح Dash: *Turns into alicorn* Now, I have to go back to my friends. But first, I need to help somepony. *Flies to Applejack*
Twilight: *Continues burning* AAAAARGH!!

It was the end of Twilight Sparkle's terror to everypony in Equestria. After being defeated, her horn went to قوس قزح Dash, turning the pegasus into an alicorn.

All of the Nazis, and Dr. Robotnik have been defeated. The war was over, and we could finally relax.

قوس قزح Dash went to where applejack کی, اپپلیجاک was killed.

قوس قزح Dash: AJ?
Applejack: *Dead*
قوس قزح Dash: *Using magic to bring applejack کی, اپپلیجاک back to life* Come on. Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* What happened?
قوس قزح Dash: Twilight's dead. We have to go now. *Teleports herself, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک towards Sean*
Shredder: Dash! You're alright.
قوس قزح Dash: Of course I'm alright.
Sean: How did آپ do?
قوس قزح Dash: It wasn't easy, but I defeated Twilight.
Sean: *Sees قوس قزح Dash's horn* So you're an alicorn now, huh?
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah. I won't make the same mistake Twilight did. I love all of آپ guys, آپ mean so much to me. I don't want anything bad happening to you.
Sean: We'll help آپ with whatever آپ want us to help آپ with.
قوس قزح Dash: Thank you. We need to get back to Ponyville, now.
Sean: Leave it to me. *Using chaos emerald* Chaos.. Control! *Teleports everyone to Ponyville*
Ponies: *Cheering* We won!!
Sean: We did win. So now what Princess قوس قزح Dash?
قوس قزح Dash: Now, I think after our victory, we deserve-
Pinkie Pie: A PARTY!!
قوس قزح Dash: آپ read my mind.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Discord: *Sees destroyed Death Egg* Oh no. Why has this happened? Am I the only one in Robotnik's Army that's alive? Well, actually, I'm not really in his army, but still!
Griffons: *arrive* We've been defeated. Twilight Sparkle will not be pleased.
Changeling 46: Twilight is dead. I saw her getting burned سے طرف کی lava.
Discord: Where?
Changeling 46: I can take her to you. Come on, follow me.
ٹٹو Alliance Soldiers: *Arrive* Stop right there! Put your hooves in the air, یا we will kill you!

Song: link

While the party in Ponyville was being set up, ٹٹو Alliance Soldiers in The Griffon Kingdom were arresting the remaining soldiers in Nazi Forces.

Twilight Sparkle was buried six feet under ground near the lava river where she burned to death.

Discord, and other soldiers in Nazi Forces were arrested, and would remain there for the rest of their life.

The ٹٹو Alliance became a global army to protect any part of Equestria, and are trusted very much سے طرف کی قوس قزح Dash.

Now, I have my own house, near Fluttershy's cottage. I built it myself, and I have a Playstation 4, and a really huge model trainset.

Anyway, let's stop playing some sad music, and see what the party is like in Ponyville

Music: link

Shredder, Colin, and Ian: *Singing song*
Colin: *Playing piano*
Ian: *Playing drums with Nazi helmets*
Pinkie Pie: *Putting cake on table*
قوس قزح Dash: *Dancing with Sean*
Ponies: *Drag racing*
Rarity: *Drinking punch*
Colts: *Drawing chalk on sidewalk*
Fillies: *Jumping rope*
Stallions: *Playing baseball*
Other Ponies: *Relaxing in pool*

We were having a good time. No مزید war, مزید relaxing, and that was the way we like it.

The End

Starring

the good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Colin
Ian
قوس قزح Dash
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Applejack
Fluttershy
Bonbon
Caramel
Princess Celestia
Big Macintosh
The ٹٹو Alliance

The Bad Guys/Nazis

Twilight Sparkle
Dr. Robotnik
Griffons
Changelings
Discord

موسیقی used in order of apperance

سٹار, ستارہ Wars Theme Song - John Williams
Bomben Auf Engeland - Nazis
Darth Vader theme - سٹار, ستارہ Wars Battlefront 2
The Immolation Scene - Revenge Of The Sith
Padme's Funeral - Revenge Of The Sith
I Wonder Why - Dion & The Belmonts

This is the last of Hedgehog In Ponyville

I have made eleven H.I.P fanfictions, starting from Halloween of 2012.

The End
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting random citizen) آپ look like آپ struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, سے طرف کی the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: آپ make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: آپ should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate آپ under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. applejack کی, اپپلیجاک was at Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out...
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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so آپ don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a میز, جدول to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...
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EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract آپ as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) آپ just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had مزید screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...
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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared سے طرف کی Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...
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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS سٹریٹ, گلی (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with آپ instead of killing آپ straight away.
And...
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Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: آپ know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN آپ DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic قوس قزح is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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So today we are talking a "movie" from 1987.

Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.

I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.

link

Guess we should talk about the plot..

Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded سے طرف کی a...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy دن in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't آپ work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive....
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"Gracie, آپ alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, آپ animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for آپ sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, acting like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF آپ FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy آپ guys enjoyed even مزید then I "thought" آپ people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless آپ like stupid comedies سے طرف کی an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid پرستار fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
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Anyone who's seen my avatar photo, can clearly guess who my پسندیدہ Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story سے طرف کی him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The عنوان is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..