Episode 1;
Roman: (meets Niko at the کشتی stop).
Niko: (stressed) What took آپ so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. آپ know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR آپ SING!
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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.
Roman: Do آپ think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and آپ won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come آپ with me.
Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest bullet in the world!.
Roman: Calm down Niko.. I thought آپ had your anger issues under control?
Niko: What are آپ talking about. I don't have anger issu- (suddenly enraged) OH MY GOD ROMAN! آپ DID "NOT" HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR A BIRD!.. آپ KNOW THEY FLY RIGHT!?
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MEANWHILE:
Billy: Okay Johnny.. I'll ride up in your bike.
Johnny: I- I don't know man.. آپ a bit of a dick to me.
Billy: Johnny boy. I have "never" been a dick to you.
Johnny: [rolls his eyes] Oh please! All آپ EVER do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!
Billy: Johnny, when have I "ever" ripped on آپ for being a Jew?
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[in the playground when first meeting each other] You're a Jew!
{while they argue} Oh yeah! Well your just a stupid Jew!
[Riding on their bikes} SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN JEW MOUTH!
[at the club house, on the front steps] {angry at Johnny} Good job, Jew!
[leaving his نشست in the club house] Shut up, Jew!
[angry at Johnny for no explained reason] You're JEWISH!
[seated on a curb with the other boys] Dude, he's Jewish!
[staking out a house] Jew!
[on Nightline, seated اگلے to Johnny] Jew!
[in Ashley's dining room] Jew!
[at the side of a road] Jew!
[next to stacks of lumber, as Johnny is about to whack him] Jew!
[at a barn, through a hole on the roof] Jew!
[Johnny reads a Bible] Jew?!
[At a high school dance]
Billy: I told آپ Jewish people don't have rhythm.
Johnny: Fuck off, Billy!"
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Billy: ... Okay, except maybe for that one time.
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Niko: So, آپ full of crap یا what!?
Roman: What!?
Niko: Where's luxury condo? Where's sports car? Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?
Roman: What آپ talking about?
Niko: In your letters to my mother, in your letters to me... all I hear about is Mr. Big, Mr. Roman, living the American dream. Sports cars, condos, women, money, the beach... opportunity! I come here, and the only thing big about your life is the cockroaches.
Roman: That's right. I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt!
Niko: SHUT UP! (angrily punches hole into the wall).
Roman: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, I guess I'm okay with آپ destroying my property.
Niko: I'm serprised your sober enough to realize this.. آپ were drunk five منٹ ago..
Roman: Relax... No alcohol was consumed during the party... Just kidding. I definitely passed out halfway through and woke up pissed off that no one woke me up when in fact they all tried multiple times to no avail. I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick so I think my body was just like "yo seriously with all these shots right now?" and when I responded with مزید shots my body was all like "ok then I'm knocking آپ the fuck out" and thus began my slumbers. Apparently I was sweating profusely and they were all looking at me like 'is this dude ok?' So yeah when I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely sick. Anyways that stack of money was fake. Yes, it was سہارا money. I was too drunk to realize it was there, they got it out when I was asleep, but yeah I wasn't trying to "flex" so shut up. And if آپ don't believe me then why would I have just told all this in such large description? Good one person. This تفصیل is just dumb at this point and I'm going to stop giving آپ unnecessary information righttt aboutttt now..
Raman: But anyway.. But here, all I needed was one good guy. One good guy, I could do well. Not take over the world, but do oka-
Niko: (angrily after looking in the fridge) WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MILK!?
Roman: I don't have any-
Niko: (enraged) Then go out and FUCKIN سے طرف کی SOME!
Roman: (scared) Okay, okay! (runs out the door).
SOON AFTER:
Roman: (gives Niko دودھ container) آپ happy now?
Niko: (happily) I'm VERY happy now?
Niko and Roman both sit at the table.
Roman: Anyway.. what about you? What about you, cousin?
Niko: What? What about me?
Roman: Well... why آپ leave ہوم after all this time? First, I hear you're running around with the wrong kind, then I hear آپ joined the merchant navy, now you're here. آپ never tell me anything.
Niko: No.
Roman: What do آپ mean no?
Niko: No, I never tell آپ anything. Another time.
Roman: Oooh, mystery man... strange and exotic sailor! What happened? Did your captain make آپ pregnant?
Niko: Screw you! No, no, it's nothing like that. The ships were fine. It was before that, two things. آپ remember... (sudden anger) WHAT IS UP WITH THIS FUCKIN CHAIR!?
Roman: It's fine. Just keep going.
Niko: Fine., During the war. We did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked سے طرف کی the old and کڑوا, تلخ into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse... Roman?
Niko: (violently pounds table) ROMAN!.. Are آپ sleeping آپ FAT FUCK!?
Roman: I'm sorry I-
Niko: FUCK آپ ROMAN!... Fuck!... Fuck someone!... Fuck a tit!... Fuck a tit hard!... For the love of Alan greenspan... FUCK!
Roman: ... Feel better?
Niko: ... (sighs) not really.
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Billy: Line 'em up, my brother... Let me have some of that heroine, motherfucker!
Brian: Yeah! Heroine is tigh-
Billy: (annoyed) shut up Brian!
Billy: (smokes it).
Brian: Guess this means w-
Billy: [high on cocaine, shouting, speaking quickly] آپ know what I can't stand!? Internet piracy! How would آپ like it if musicians چرا لیا, چوری کی from YOU!?... (pointing at Clay) What if Cannibal Corpse چرا لیا, چوری کی your precious glasses?
Clay: ... [uncomfortable] I think I'll mostly just be confused..
Billy: (after calming down) So, Johnny boy... Where's my bike?
Johnny: آپ know where it is.
Billy: Uhhh... Let me rephrase the سوال - where the "fuck" is my bike, and why the fuck haven't آپ gotten it back for me?
Johnny: Because آپ know where it is!
Billy: Are آپ deaf? Give me that whisky. Are آپ fucking deaf!?
Johnny: No!
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't آپ gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told آپ when آپ were in there, یا were آپ so busy playing holier-than-thou آپ started believing your own bullshit?
Billy Oh forgive me. آپ know, I've had a complicated few weeks. It's hard to to pretend to care about people. Espically woman.. Now... GET MY FUCKIN BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?
Brian: Everyone calm dow-
Everyone: Shut up Brian!
Johnny: Listen, Billy, they were pissed and they had a reason. Your bike chopped that girl's leg off.
Jim: Better than the one Brian got shot.
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(Flashback):
Johnny: Okay Gionna.. Afraid I can't go with آپ to the drug trade.. But Brian can go.
Brian: I'll take good care of h-
Johnny: (angrily) SHUT UP BRIAN!
Johnny: (calmly back to Gionna) Anyway.. Brian is a good guy. i promise he won't rob آپ and leave آپ for dead.
SOON AFTER:
Brian robbed her and left her for dead.
Johnny: My God, Why the hell didn't I see it coming? All right, stand aside. It's about time I did my brotherly duty! (chuckles) I کہا "duty," but no time to laugh about it now!
Johnny finds Brian at a bar.
Johnny: (angrily) ارے BRIAN!
Brian: (happy to see him) ارے Joh-
Johnny (leaps onto brian violently) And this is for laughing at all your own jokes during bike rides! (punches Brian in the face repeatedly) Who do آپ think آپ are? Ashley Butler!? (punches Brian in the face repeatedly) آپ think because SHE dose it, it's okay for you? (punches Brian in the face repeatedly) آپ HAVEN'T EARNED WHAT SHE'S EARNED BUDDY! (drops Brian who crawls away).
Johnny: All right, now where's the guy who betrayed Gionna?
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Roman: Come on, Dardan, what's your problem?
Dardan: I don't have problem. آپ do!
[Dardan points a چھری at Roman while Bledar smashes his computer monitor.].
Roman: ارے I just got that fixe- (get's locked in chock hold) Mommy!
Dardan [choking Roman] Where's your Russian friend now, eh?
Roman: (choking) He's not my friend... he's my loan shark...
Niko (enters and enraged سے طرف کی the scene) HEY!
Dardan: Fuck you! (tries to stab Niko, who dodge it)
Niko: (breaks his arm).
Dardan Oh my arm. Oh!
Niko: (mockingly) Ohh, was that your arm?
Dardan: Fuck you!
(Bledar hops over the ڈیسک to help Dardan).
(The Albanians retreat and run out of the depot).
Niko: And if آپ come back! I'll kill you! آپ understand!
Roman: (waving Dardan's dropped knife) آپ forgot this, آپ Albanian pricks!
Roman: ... Shit, Niko - what did آپ do?
Niko HE WAS GONNA STAB ME!
Roman: Now he's going to kill you!
Niko: Relax, they learned there lesson.
Roman: But what if they beat me up later!?
Niko: Don't be silly. That isn't gonna happen..
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Jim: Pretty Boy.
PB Hey.
Jim: Where's the bike?
PB Oh, it's good to see آپ too, tough guys.
Uhh... what bike are آپ talking about exactly?
Johnny: آپ "know" what we're talking about.
PB: Billy's bike? Jesus, man, it's been a long time. I thought he was dead. What's he want it for? To sell it for crack, right, eh?
Billy [walks in] Maybe later.
PB: (scared) Hey, good to see you, Bill! Man, I thought آپ was dead...
Billy: Where's the bike?
PB: I don't know.
Billy: (disturbingly calm) Jim, start the bike.
(Jim starts the Bike and Johnny slowly holds him down to the real, much to his fear and agony).
PB: Whoa, hold on... Wait please, please... no, nooo...
Billy: (losing patience) Where - is - my bike?
Johnny: Speak, آپ ugly fuck!
PB Ah, okay listen... ah, the Angels of Death took it to their place in Northwood. Billy Motherfucking Angels of Death. PB That's all I know... please!.
Billy: WHAT!?
PB: I- It's true.
Johnny: (throws Pretty boy down) Thank you.
Billy: Yes.. (smashes hammer onto PB's jaw) THANK YOU!
Jim: Whoo, calm down Bi-
Billy: Shut up!.. Things just keep getting worse and worse for.. I done all this stupid shit from inside jail!.. Even had to take stupid fuckin lessons in becoming less angry. (enraged) But now those angels have my motherfuckin bike! GOD (smashes hole in wall) DAMN IT!
Jim: (sarcastically) But آپ 'obviously' became less angry.
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Bleeder: Our problem is your cousin!.
Niko: I told آپ too stop! Now it's too late!
Niko grabbed one of the two unnamed men, head butted him violently, and violently kneed him in the face.
He defeats both, later finding the last one and tosses him out a window, killing him.
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Billy: WHOO! I GOT MY BIKE BACK! THIS SO AWESOME! I AM HIGH ON COCAINE! مککا, عجیب الخلقت ME JOHNNY BOY!
Johnnny: (punches him because Billy asked him too).
Billy: WHY'D آپ FUCKIN HIT ME!?
Johnny: آپ asked me t-
Billy: Stop making excuses Jew boy!
Johnny: Bu-
Angel leader: (comes into view) Hey! Lost and Damned!
Billy: Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Why the long faces? No wait, that's your "normal" faces.
Brian: (laughs)
Billy: Shut up Brian.
Brian: Y- Yes sir.
Billy: Anyway.. Might I tempt آپ in a تیز رو, سوئفٹ libation, my most trusted and honored guests?
Angel leader: I thought we had a truce going on?
Billy: Did you? Funny thing.. I wasn't aware.
Johnny: I told آپ five منٹ ag-
Billy: I wasn't aware!
Angel leader: (growls).
Billy: But, let me tell you, it's a strange kind of truce that makes آپ think it's okay to gatecrash my party, Deadbeat motherfucker.
Angel leader: I'm sorry. آپ enjoy your little party. I take it, the good times are over. No problem, old man. [flips him off while walking away].. Have a nice day.
Billy (shoots him dead) DON'T FUCKIN TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Johnny: Aah, آپ moron!
END OF EPISODE ONE:
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online writing
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta پرستار fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I LOVE Korn
I have almost EVERY Eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO دوستوں these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online writing
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta پرستار fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I LOVE Korn
I have almost EVERY Eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO دوستوں these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko مزید یا less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..
#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..
#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..
#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko مزید یا less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..
#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..
#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..
#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn سٹار, ستارہ who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if آپ can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn سٹار, ستارہ who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if آپ can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I thought I had more... But it's been so damn long..
#1: SLAPPY:
Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do آپ expect from...
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#1: SLAPPY:
Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do آپ expect from...
The عنوان کہا it?
So if آپ haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..
Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.
Anyway.. Now for the سوالات آپ been waiting for..
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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?
I کہا before, how excited I was too see...
continue reading...
So if آپ haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..
Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.
Anyway.. Now for the سوالات آپ been waiting for..
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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?
I کہا before, how excited I was too see...
The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and گلبہار, گل داؤدی chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every دن the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the ہل, لندن
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see آپ on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
آپ raise the blade, آپ make the change
آپ re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
آپ lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and گلبہار, گل داؤدی chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every دن the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the ہل, لندن
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see آپ on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
آپ raise the blade, آپ make the change
آپ re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
آپ lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
Anyone have that game where آپ love it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. آپ can't go on random سٹریٹ, گلی rampages.
But I actually love this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
آپ get less tired of them, cause آپ never know when the اگلے one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the دکھائیں LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person سے طرف کی protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. آپ can't go on random سٹریٹ, گلی rampages.
But I actually love this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
آپ get less tired of them, cause آپ never know when the اگلے one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the دکھائیں LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person سے طرف کی protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
