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#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).


#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..


#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH مککا, عجیب الخلقت - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..


#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..


#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..


#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:


#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:


#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:


#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:


#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:

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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online writing

The fact I’m Canadian

My pride in being Irish

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta پرستار fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I LOVE Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO دوستوں these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko مزید یا less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..


#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..


#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..


#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
DOWN IN THE TUNNELS:

Frankyln rode on a huge yellow, HVY Cutter to create a huge opening on the bank vault. When the hole is created, he than parked the Cutter an ample distance away, followed سے طرف کی telling Carly to plant the explosives.

As Carly did this, Franklyn saw NOOSE units approaching from the tunnels.

Frankyln took out an M16 and began shooting at them, killing a good few of them before having to reload.

Carly blew open the gates to the gold.

"I got them!" Carly called out to Franklyn.

"Okay.. But hope آپ brought a gun.. There's dozens of them!" Franklyn cried.

"Sure did!" Carly said, pulling...
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#1:
AVGN: آپ know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your Nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
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#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If آپ don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one جوابات seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...
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Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..

I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..

Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.

So.. A struggling porn سٹار, ستارہ who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.

Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..

I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if آپ can call it that"..

NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I thought I had more... But it's been so damn long..


#1: SLAPPY:

Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do آپ expect from...
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I never noticed until now, how truly EVIL this ring is..

It's has a mind of it's own. Orginally created with the sole purpose of letting Sauron rule the world.

And Prince Isildur of Gondor cuts the One Ring off of Sauron's finger, unfortantly Isildur becomes almost immediately corrupted to it. preventing him from destroying it in Mount Doom. And the ring betrays Isildur for killing it's master and surrviving Orcs murder the prince, and ring is lost for 2,500 years.

But than its discovered سے طرف کی Smeagol’s cousin Deagol, who stares at it obessively.. Smeagel comes to check on him, and also becomes...
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posted by Canada24
Finished this season several days ago.. Sorry for the delay..

Last we saw, Walter aids Jesse in escaping from Gus' wrath. Gus begins to lose trust in Walter and asks Gale to take over the lab. He orders his henchmen to kill Walter and Jesse. After he is abducted سے طرف کی the henchmen, Walter instructs Jesse over the phone to kill Gale in order to force Gus not to kill Walter (and, سے طرف کی extension, Jesse) lest he eliminate his only remaining trained chemist.

Jesse follows Walter's instructions and murders Gale (but feeling like SHIT because of this).

Gus, (who I still stand سے طرف کی my comment, of saying this...
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The عنوان کہا it?
So if آپ haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the سوالات آپ been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?



I کہا before, how excited I was too see...
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The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and گلبہار, گل داؤدی chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.

The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every دن the paper boy brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the ہل, لندن
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see آپ on the dark side of the moon.

The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
آپ raise the blade, آپ make the change
آپ re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
آپ lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

I can't think of anything to say except...

(Laughter)

I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
#1: BOTTLED UP INSIDE:
My count as one of their greatest songs ever..


#2: MAKE ME BAD:
This song has the best موسیقی video, and such an an awesome chorus! The گٹار riffs go so well with the باس, گھنگھور and vocals..


#3: DID MY TIME:
I always loved what Davis did with his voice in the verses, and the powerful chorus just completes it..


#4: NO ONE'S THERE:
It's hard to explain what makes this song so epic..


#5: BLAME:
I love the fast parts, so badass..


#6: THOUGHTLESS:
Epic موسیقی video with the guy from Breaking Bad, and strong lyrics..


#7: NEVER AROUND:
I love the evil laugh, as nobody was probably serprised...
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posted by Canada24
Anyone have that game where آپ love it.
But most other people hate it.

It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. آپ can't go on random سٹریٹ, گلی rampages.

But I actually love this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
آپ get less tired of them, cause آپ never know when the اگلے one will be. It's unpredictable.

Plus, I watch the دکھائیں LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.

Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person سے طرف کی protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
#1: DARKO BRAVIC:
Darko was a fellow soldier alongside Niko Bellic and Florian Cravic during the Yugoslav wars, and eventually sold out hissquad to enemy forces for $1,000 to help pay for his heroin addiction.

After the betrayal, his life on the run has taken its toll on him, transforming him into a miserable drug addict. He is very pessimistic as he reminds Niko that killing him would do him a great favour..


#2: OLD MAN MARLEY:
In the film, Old Man Marley was Kevin's neighbor. He was called "the South Bend Shovel Slayer", and was کہا to have murdered his family and half of the people on the...
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Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh, ohh!

Yaa, yeah-yayaya

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Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound.
Your pain is painful, and its tearin' me down.
I hear glasses breakin, as I sit up in my bed.
I told dad آپ didn't mean those nasty things you
said.

You fight about money, bout me and my brother.
And this I come ہوم to.

This is my shelter.

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It ain't easy.
Growin up in World War III, never knowin what love could be, you'll see.

I don't want love to destroy...
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#1:
Donny: Now Ted.. آپ belong to Robert now, okay, آپ do what he says.
Ted: آپ think آپ can just get away with kidnapping?.. Nice fuckin example your setting her-
Donny: (screaming) LANGUAAAGE!!
Donny: (calm again) Sorry, sorry... آپ know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw آپ on television. And I thought آپ were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted: Can آپ just میل ای me the rest of this story?
Donny: And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,...
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Before the story begins.
Is it such a sin?
For me to take what's mine, until the end of tiiime!?
We were مزید than friends!
Before the story ends!
And I will take what's mine!
Create what God would never design!

Our love had been so strong for far too long!
I was weak with fear that something would, go wrong!
Before the possibilities came true!
I took all possibility from you!

Almost laughed myself to tears!
(HA! HAHAHAHA!!)

Conjuring her deepest fears!
(COME HERE آپ FUCKIN BITCH!!)

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Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times!
(female scream)...
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Hate is all around.
If آپ see what I see.
Definitely something's going on.
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

THE LYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
LOVE IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind really is the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

Let's turn this around.
I'll look down on me.
Now I see what's going on.
Warned about آپ all and not me.

THE PRYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH...
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#1: CUPCAKES:
We all saw this one coming a mile away, didn't we?

By this point, we all know about how the narrations of cupcakes inspired me into being a BETTER writer.
But that's not ALL cupcakes did to for me..
It made me discover Andrew WK.
It even became the reason I started watching the SAW فلمیں (great movies.. Completely underrated).
Along with being the original reason I made that club of myself here on fanpop.
And it's the main reason I am as dark humoured as I am today.
All that, along with ironically making me love Pinkie مزید instead of less.
I also have 2 fanfictions for it (both...
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