Christmas is a wonderful time of the year, all the presents, decorations, etc. Remember, though, Christmas can also be hectic and stressful. Here's just a few tips on how to survive the Christmas season.
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If آپ are dragged to a neighbor's house for a Christmas party, don't drink the eggnog, ایگنوگ if آپ plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking Christmas dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their پسندیدہ restaurants یا stores, and لپیٹ, لفاف کریں it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's کوکیز until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust آپ again.
6. When آپ stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. Dogs and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If آپ are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If آپ want to bring your dogs to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as food will be laying around, PUT THE DOGS IN THEIR CRATES, یا PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If آپ are dragged to a neighbor's house for a Christmas party, don't drink the eggnog, ایگنوگ if آپ plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking Christmas dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their پسندیدہ restaurants یا stores, and لپیٹ, لفاف کریں it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's کوکیز until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust آپ again.
6. When آپ stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. Dogs and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If آپ are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If آپ want to bring your dogs to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as food will be laying around, PUT THE DOGS IN THEIR CRATES, یا PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!