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I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, آپ know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. آپ throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. آپ wear at least some black every day.

3. آپ rip your clothes on purpose.

4. آپ call people آپ don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. آپ yell "CRUCIO!" at people when آپ get mad.

6. آپ carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" یا an "L", آپ accidentally type out a Bellatrix یا a Lestrange instead.

9. آپ think her birthday should...

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I found these fascinating, thought آپ guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow سٹار, ستارہ indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

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Greetings, new follower:

If آپ are reading this letter then آپ have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If سے طرف کی some unprecedented chance آپ are reading this and آپ have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest آپ put down this letter and leave now, یا the consequences for آپ will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which آپ must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate اگلے to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی his teddy bear.

8. Tell him آپ won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him آپ were just kidding and کہا teddy برداشت, ریچھ has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, آپ know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. آپ throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. آپ wear at least some black every day.

3. آپ rip your clothes on purpose.

4. آپ call people آپ don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. آپ yell "CRUCIO!" at people when آپ get mad.

6. آپ carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" یا an "L", آپ accidentally type out a Bellatrix یا a Lestrange instead.

9. آپ think her birthday should...

A handy-dandy Wikihow مضمون on how to make a horcrux, for all آپ aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch یا wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide آپ should not attempt to create a horcrux until آپ can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s مزید to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do آپ mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call آپ Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would آپ describe your relationship with the man known as...