How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a سوال a bit پہلے asking what bothers آپ about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if آپ haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, آپ probably...

1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides سے طرف کی calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets آپ a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE سال OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The کتابیں aren’t well written, just because آپ make up...

This is a فہرست of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't آپ think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??



1)
*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

2)
*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

3)
*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

4)
*JK Rowling is right...

Here's a فہرست of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, یا just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many شائقین are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read سے طرف کی any age group. Twilight is geared مزید towards angst 15 سال olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with آپ as آپ read. The first کتابیں start out fairly tame but mature as آپ mature....