How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a سوال a bit پہلے asking what bothers آپ about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if آپ haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, آپ probably...

1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides سے طرف کی calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets آپ a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE سال OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The کتابیں aren’t well written, just because آپ make up...

This is a فہرست of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't آپ think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??



1)
*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

2)
*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

3)
*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

4)
*JK Rowling is right...

SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore کہا lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and مزید black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and کہا some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...