1. Call him Eddy, all the time
2. Give yourself a paper cut and make a point of دکھانا him the blood, then put it in your mouth. Say, “Mmmm, Delicious! Want some?”
3. Say “you don’t look that scary”
4. Use vampire expression like “holy Dracula” and “good bye sweet Transylvania”
5. Visualize yourself naked
6. Ask him to help آپ do something impossible (save the world, build an atomic clock, help آپ with your calculus ect). When he has trouble...
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