Emmett

Carlisle: (snoring)

Esme: Wake up!

Carlisle: I was making fake snore.

Esme: Oh....

Carlisle: Heh...you thought I was asleep?

Esme:Kinda of.

Carlisle: Mmm....

Esme: I'm bored.

Carlisle: Not me. It was kinda fun to make fake snore.

Esme: No, it bothers me.

Carlisle: Oh just try it.

Esme: Okay...(snoring)

Carlisle: Like it?

Esme: YES! (snoring) It was fun!

Carlisle: Shh...Bella's sleeping.

Bella: Haha nope.

Carlisle: WHAT?!

Bella: Edward wanted to watch آپ both so we came here to watch.

Esme: Oh that's sweet.

Carlisle:....

Edward: Sorry.

Bella: (snoring) (giggle)

Carlisle: Edward...is Bella asleep?...

Carlisle: Hello Miss.Swan.

Bella: Oh hello...I didn't notice آپ there.

Carlisle: Oh that's okay.

Bella: Were آپ running?

Carlisle: Maybe. I thought I heard noises.

Bella: Sorry about that I just needed to go to the bathroom.

Carlisle:...

Bella: Yeah...sorry. I'll see آپ in morning.

Carlisle:...yes dear.

Bella: Good night. I hope آپ will get any sleep.

Carlisle: Well thank you. I don't know if I would get any sleep in cause I am vampire. آپ already know that. Right?

Bella: What? You're vampire too?!

Carlisle: Didn't Edward tell you? Oh no...

Bella: Haha that's okay I already know. I am just...

Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.

Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?

Esme: Cz i کہا so. *holds knife*

Carlisle:Okay...........

Bella: *sits between them* i thought آپ couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.

Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do آپ see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*

Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one آپ hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping...

1. Whenever آپ get a papercut, and it's bleeding, wave your hand around in Carlisle's face saying, "you know آپ waaaaaaant some."

2. Sneak into Edward's room and redecorate it, including rearranging his CDs

3. Provoke the Volturi and blame it on Jasper

4. Randomly yell "GODDAMMIT!" and whenever one of them asks what happened, say "nooothhinngg' >> with shifty eyes.

5. Give Emmett a teddy برداشت, ریچھ for his birthday

6. Invite Jacob Black over....

7....including Quil and Embry

8. Put some fake fangs in your mouth and put ketchup on them (for the blood) and run around going "Rawr Ima vampire! Rawr!...