Dedicated to all brainwashed servants, mindless zombies and Murtaghs out there.
Why wait for Eragon to save you? سے طرف کی fallowing these five simple steps, آپ should be able to free yourself of Galbatorix's mind control in no time.
1. Hold nothing dear to you.
Otherwise, Galbatorix is bound to use it against you. Familiy, friends, your life,... if آپ value any of these آپ are a perfect target for evil rulers. If آپ don't... well آپ won't hold any of them for long, but آپ won't be a mind slave either.
2.Change your true name at least once per week.
It's like changing the location of your hidden savings. If آپ don't, sooner یا later someone is going to figure it out. So make sure آپ don't become too predictable.
3.Instead of giving vows Galbatorix wants from you, promise آپ will do something else instead.
Nope, sorry. I can't go fighting Varden this weekend. I've just sworn to my wife in Ancient Language that I would fix the roof. Maybe اگلے time. Although the garden needs some work as well...
4.Make sure آپ are useless.
Those who have great powers یا strenghts (e.g.: Dragon Riders, Shades) are highly desired سے طرف کی Galbatorix's lot. On the other hand, those who bump into things while being posessed سے طرف کی evil spirits یا fall off flying dragons are not nearly as wanted. Works best if practiced from the beggining, but it's never too late to start.
5.Do what Galbatorix demands from آپ even without being mind-contolled.
The surest way to avoid mindslavery. Some argue the whole breaking-free-thing looses it's point, though.
BTW: Try at your own risk. Ilovereading does not answer for any physical یا mental damage caused سے طرف کی torture Galbatorix might use on آپ because of your disobedience.
Why wait for Eragon to save you? سے طرف کی fallowing these five simple steps, آپ should be able to free yourself of Galbatorix's mind control in no time.
1. Hold nothing dear to you.
Otherwise, Galbatorix is bound to use it against you. Familiy, friends, your life,... if آپ value any of these آپ are a perfect target for evil rulers. If آپ don't... well آپ won't hold any of them for long, but آپ won't be a mind slave either.
2.Change your true name at least once per week.
It's like changing the location of your hidden savings. If آپ don't, sooner یا later someone is going to figure it out. So make sure آپ don't become too predictable.
3.Instead of giving vows Galbatorix wants from you, promise آپ will do something else instead.
Nope, sorry. I can't go fighting Varden this weekend. I've just sworn to my wife in Ancient Language that I would fix the roof. Maybe اگلے time. Although the garden needs some work as well...
4.Make sure آپ are useless.
Those who have great powers یا strenghts (e.g.: Dragon Riders, Shades) are highly desired سے طرف کی Galbatorix's lot. On the other hand, those who bump into things while being posessed سے طرف کی evil spirits یا fall off flying dragons are not nearly as wanted. Works best if practiced from the beggining, but it's never too late to start.
5.Do what Galbatorix demands from آپ even without being mind-contolled.
The surest way to avoid mindslavery. Some argue the whole breaking-free-thing looses it's point, though.
BTW: Try at your own risk. Ilovereading does not answer for any physical یا mental damage caused سے طرف کی torture Galbatorix might use on آپ because of your disobedience.