Peter: Mr Booze
Audience: Mr Booze

Peter: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze

Peter: آپ will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if آپ mess with Mr. Booze

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If آپ been so stiff they thought آپ died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testify

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify

Audience: Testify

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a لائبریری book out and I fells asleep reading it and I left it under the bed. I forgot about it for three and a half years. I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day, but on Amnesty دن I had a sip of Rosé wine and I never made it out of the house

Peter: Who's to blame?

Audience: Who's to blame?

Peter: What's his name?

Audience: We know his name, his name is

Mr. Booze

Mr. Booze

Mr. B-Double O-Z-E don't ever choose

Any game آپ play with him, you'll lose, so don't mess with Mr. Booze!

Peter: If your head feels like it's two miles wide

Audience: Two miles wide!

Peter: You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testified

Brian: Oh Yeah

Audience: Testify

Carl: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well come آگے dear brother and testify!

Carl: I used to be a soda pop guy. Then I switched to the bottle. Now I don't leave my سوفی, لٹانا and I've seen every movie ever. آپ name a movie, I've seen it

Audience: Meet Dave

Carl: Seen it

Audience: The Eiger Sanction

Carl: Seen it

Audience: Donovan's Reef

Carl: Seen it

Audience: License to Drive!

Carl: Definitely seen it

Peter, Bruce & Brian: That's a shame

Audience: What a shame

Peter, Bruce & Brian: Who's to blame

Audience: for Corey Haim?

His name is

Audience: What's his name?

His name is

Mr. Booze

Mr. Booze

Mr. B-Double O-Z-E آپ must refuse

You'll make the obituary news

If آپ mess with Mr. Booze

If you've been so stiff they'd thought آپ died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Testify

Testify

Tom Tucker: This man wants to testify

Peter: Very well my brother

Let us lead him on the path of righteousness

Tom: This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences. But after years of drinking he can only speak in short, choppy utterances.

Why, at one time, if آپ asked him who his پسندیدہ musicians were he'd say Leonard Bernstein, Johan Sebastian Bach and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. But thanks to that old devil hooch, it's all changed

Who's your پسندیدہ musician, Ollie?

Ollie: Cher!

Tom: He doesn't even like Cher

Brian: Now alcohol makes a big man small

And can lead to a life of crime

Audience: Yeah!

Bruce: Demon رم makes a gent a bum

And cash in before your time

Audience: Yeah!

Dr. Hartman: Bootleg شراب, ٹھیکی puts آپ in a spin

Till آپ don't even know your name

Audience: Yeah!

Peter: You're a basket case flat on your face

And there's only one guy to blame

Audience: Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

Mr. Booze

Mr. Booze

Mr. B-Double O-Z-E Don't ever choose

Peter: آپ will wind up wearing tattered shoes

If آپ mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Oh Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Oh Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Brian: Don't mess with B-Double O-Z-E

'Cause that spells booze

And your gonna lose with Mr. Booze

Audience: Oh, Yeah!

Brian: Don't mess around with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Bruce: That's what he کہا now

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Oh Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Don't mess with Mr. ...

Don't mess with Mr. ...

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Don't mess with ah-ah

Oh Mr. Booze

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh