The Weasley Twins

I hate Severus Snape

Join the club – we’ve got jackets and everything

I really wish Hermione hadn’t gotten آپ addicted to Shrek 2

What’s up with Shrek 2; it’s an awesome movie

Yeah.. It’s an awesome movie that’s incredibly prejudiced against witches

Good point – I’m not a witch though

Neither am I, but I still think it’s highly prejudiced

Can we talk about something else, I don’t even know what prejudiced means

It means bias

I don’t know what bias means either

Go look it up in Hermione’s dictionary

Hermione isn’t here

I’m not an idiot, I know she’s not here, ask her when...

The following is a فہرست of some of their greatest moments. Most of these are from the books. However, these first two are from the DH1movie. Enjoy!

Moody: Fair warning: it tastes like goblin piss.
One twin: How do آپ know what that tastes like? *sees Moody's glare* Just trying to ease the tension.

Both: *after transformation* Wow. We're identical.

Ok. Here we go with quotes from the books. Don't forget to comment. Also, add any I may have missed.

"Fred, آپ next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," کہا the boy. "Honestly woman, آپ call yourself our mother? Can't آپ tell I'm George?"...