I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING

Ross- Rach, I’m going to work, will آپ be okay with Emma? (Heading out the door)

Rachel- I am her mother! I think I can handle my own child!

Ross- Jeese, why so mean? I was just making sure آپ didn’t have any plans یا something.

Rachel- Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I just have been so high strung lately. After refusing to go to Paris, I’ve been so hormonal. I think I’ll take Emma to the park and take a long walk; just the two of us.

Ross- Ok, honey. I just wanna make sure آپ were OK. I mean, maybe it’s all the wedding planning too. Monica used to get this way… Anyways… Bye. (Leaves)

Emma- Dada bye bye?

Rachel- Yes Dada Bye Bye. Do آپ want to go and play with Jack and Erica? آپ can bring your new bear.

Emma-Yay!

Rachel-(on the phone with Monica) ارے would آپ mind if me and Emma came over, I feel the need to talk with a friend, and I feel horrible. Do آپ think I should have left for that job in Paris?

Monica- Oh sweetie, come on over and chat. Phoebes’ is here to. We can all have a nice chat.

Rachel- Okay, thanks I’ll see آپ in a bit.

Monica- Okay, bye. (Click)

(At Monica and Chandler’s new house)

Phoebes’- I sense they are here…

Monica-How do آپ know?

Phoebe-I hear them.

Monica-oh.

(Knock on door)

Monica-come on in! It’s open!

Rachel- Where’s Chandler?

Monica- at Joey’s. So, what’s up?

Rachel- I feel so bad lately, I’m being so mean to Ross, I feel sick all the time, and I don’t even feel like shopping anymore! Emma, go play with your cousins. (Emma runs off)

Monica- Oh my god! آپ must be sick! No shopping!

Phoebe-It’s like Armageddon!

Rachel- Yeah, because like, every store I go to that sells clothes, I feel like I abandoned myself یا something. But I did this for love, and especially little Emma. I couldn’t have her growing up in France! I wouldn’t be able to understand what anyone was saying!

Phoebe- That’s true. And do آپ know how devastated Ross would have been! It was the right choice that آپ stayed here. Right Monica?

Monica- Man, where have آپ gotten those cookies! (runs to the bathroom)

Rachel- O my god, I hope she’s OK, I have seen anyone look that sick since I saw myself in the mirror after throwing up from morning sickness. Buts it’s probably the cookies, I picked them up from store about a week ago.

Phoebe- Do آپ think it could be, آپ know, it?

(Monica is coming back from the bathroom)

Monica- man, that was disgusting! I am telling آپ both never to eat a ترکاریاں, سلاد with chili and a glass of milk, and some cookies. It looked like... (Pictures it again, and runs back to the bathroom.)

Rachel- No it couldn’t be. I heard on the news that flu season was starting again. Maybe we should take her to the doctor and get flu shots ourselves before we get si… (Starts to look sick herself, and runs to the trashcan.)

Phoebe- Or, I can get a flu shot, and آپ both can go to the doctor.

Rachel- (Wiping her mouth) Ok… I’ll go tell her. آپ get the kids ready.

Phoebe- mkay

(At Joey’s)

Chandler- O my god, Monica is being so weird lately. Do آپ know what she cooked us for رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا last night?! A ترکاریاں, سلاد with chili, a bowl of میں butterscotch, بوٹرسکوٹچ کھیر, پکوڑی and a ketchup sandwich. It was the most disgusting thing I and ever seen. Thank god I love her, because if that was a first date. Ewww.

Joey- Sounds good, do آپ have any left over?

Chandler- Man, sometimes I worry about you.

Phoebe- I can’t believe that all the clinics were closed on a Sunday! They can’t do that!

Rachel- Well, at least we can get some help, I haven’t felt this sick since I was pregnant… (Thinking in her mind when the last time she had sex)…Well at least we always know that the hospitals open!

Monica- I can’t believe آپ think I’m sick! I never get sick!

Rachel- Well your sick, and I think آپ got me sick, so stop talking before آپ get Phoebe and the kids sick!... Oh I’m sorry. I told آپ I’ve been over emotional.

Phoebe- We’re here. I’ll watch the kids while آپ two get some drugs in you, before I puke too!

(Rachel and Monica run in)

Ross- (talking on cell phone) ارے Phoebe, what’s up?

Phoebe- Oh nothing, well, except your fiancé and your sister are in the hospital.

Ross- What! I’m coming over right now! Which one?

Phoebe- The one we always go to.

Ross- ok, I’m coming over.

Rachel- So it’s not the flu?

Doctor- No, so we are going to keep آپ and your friend here for a little while while we wait for the result of your blood tests.

Monica- Okay, How long does that usually take?

Doctor-Oh a couple Hours یا so. (Leaves)

Monica-Why does this always happen to us?

Rachel- When has this last happened to us?

Monica- Oh shut up

Rachel-Sorry… (Sarcastically)

Ross- (panting) so what did the doctor say?

Chandler- Yeah what?!

Rachel- He کہا it’s not the flu, so آپ can rule that out.

Joey- Rach, are آپ ok?

Monica- Hey! I’m sick too!

Joey- I was getting to you! Are آپ ok Mon?

Monica- I feel fine now, but it comes and goes.

Rachel-I gotta take a nap, I feel awful.

Monica- Yeah, I’m tired too. I think I’ll take a nap. So آپ guys can leave now. Ok?

Joey, Chandler, and Ross- Okay! Well go.

(Finally, the Doctor comes in with the test results. Rachel and Monica are alone with him.)

Doctor- This has never happened to me before. I mean it’s kind of weird.

Rachel- Well, what is it!

Doctor- آپ are both pregnant. Delivering this at the same time is so weird. Congrats and Good luck. (Leaves)

Both-O…………….MY………………..GOD…………………..

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