Greetings, new follower:
If آپ are reading this letter then آپ have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If سے طرف کی some unprecedented chance آپ are reading this and آپ have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest آپ put down this letter and leave now, یا the consequences for آپ will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which آپ must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week,...
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