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Italy: ارے WELCOME BACK RANDOM READER!!! TODAY IS
THE دن WHEN آپ WILL FAIL!!! ROMANO!
Romano: YES RANDOM READER AND SINCE YOU'RE GOING
FAIL MISERABLY HERE IS A QUOTE!!! SPAIN!!!!!!
Spain: YES THANK آپ ROMANO!!! HERE IS THE QUOTE
RANDOM READER!!!! WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS!!!
Italy, Romano, and Spain: LOOK PATHETIC!!!
ROMANO: YAY!!!!!!!!
Italy: OW! THAT'S MY EAR!!!
Romano: *pissed off face*
Spain: ROMANO...DON'T آپ DARE THINK ABOUT-
Romano: *pulls Italy's curl with all his might*
Italy: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! SPAIN!!! ROMANO IS WORKING
ME TO HARD!!!!
Spain: ERR...ROMANO STOP BEFORE I PULL YOUR CURL!!
Romano: MAKE ME!!! *pulls Italy's curl harder*
Italy: AAAAAAHHH!!!! مزید DOUISU!!! MORE!!!
Spain: ROMANO!!! STOP!!!
Romano: *pulls Italy's curl even harder* I'M
ROMANO NOT GERMANY!!!! NOT THAT WURST EATER!!!
THE ٹماٹر EATER!!! OKAY ITALY!!! I'M YOUR BRUTHER
Italy: I GET IT!!!
Spain: I WARNED YOU!!! *pulls Romano's curl*
Romano: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! آپ SICK BASTARD!!! *pulls
Italy's curl*
Italy: AAAHHHH!!! *rubs England's eye brows*
England: AAAAHHH!!! *pulls Greece's hair*
Greece: AAAAAAHHHH!!! *pulls Turkey's hair*
Turkey: AAAAHHHH!!! *pulls Canada's hair*
Canada: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *pulls America's hair*
America: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *pulls Norway's curl*
Norway: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! *pulls Seychelles's ponytails*
Seychelles: WTF!!! OW STOP PULLING MY PONYTAILS!!!
THAT HURTS!!! *pulls Japan's hair*
Japan: OW!!! RET GO!!! *pulls China's ponytail*
China: AIYAH!!! THAT HURTS!!! LET GO JAPAN!!! *pulls Russia's scarf*
Russia: HEY!!! WTF!? ARE آپ TRYING TO STRANGLE ME!? *pulls France's hair*
France: OW!!! ارے THAT'S MY HAIR YOU'RE TOUCHING
THERE!!! *pulls Germany's hair"*
Germany: ارے THAT HURTS!!! *pulls Austria's mariazell*
Austria: OW!!! WTF ARE آپ DOING!? *pulls Prussia's hair*
Prussia: HEY!!! STOP PULLING MY AWESOME HAIR!!!! *pulls Spain's hair*
Spain: AAAAAHHHH!!! OW!!! LET GO!!! *pulls Romano's curl*
Everyone: *hair pulling goes in a ten منٹ loop*
Japan: HOG TIE A WEASEL!!!
China: STOP PULLING MY HAIR AND MAYBE I WILL!!!
Everyone but Romano: STOP PULLING ITALY'S CURL!!!!
Romano: AS LONG AS SPAIN STOPS PULLING MY CURL!!!
Everyone but Spain and Romano: STOP PULLING
ROMANO'S CURL!!!!
Spain: OKAY I'LL STOP GOSH *lets go of Romano's
curl*
Everyone: *stops doing whatever they were doing to
the person in front of them* GREAT! NOW MY HEAD HURTS!!!
Japan: NOW WILL آپ GO HOG TIE A WEASEL!!!
China: SURE!!! *gets a rope and hog ties a weasel
after fighting it then gives it to Japan*
Japan: THANK YOU!!!
China: YOUR WELCOME!!!!
Japan and China: *walk off*
Russia: WHO WANTS TO SING?
Lithuania: ME!!!!
England: ME!!!!
Russia:...WHO WANTS TO DANCE!!!!
Poland: ME!!!!
Japan: ME!!!
China: ME!!!!
Russia: LET'S GO!!!
England: PEACE UP! A-TOWN DOWN!!! YEAH! OK! LITHUANIA!! LET'S GO!!!
Lithuania: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEEAAHH!!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEEAAHH!!!IN THE
CLUB WITH MY HOMIES!!! TRYING TO GET A LITTLE VI
KEEP IT DOWN ON THE LOW KEY! CUZ آپ KNOW HOW IT
IS!
England: HEY!
Lithuania: I SAW POLAND HE WAS CHEKIN UP ON ME! FROM THE GAME HE WAS SPITTIN IN MY EAR آپ WOULD THINK THAT HE KNEW ME! SO I DECIED TO CHIIIIL...
England: OKAY!
Lithuania: CONVERSATION GOT HEAVYYY!!! HE HAD ME
FEELIN LIKE HE'S READY TO BLOW!
England: WATCH OUT!!!
Lithuania: OHHH!
England: WATCH OUT!!!
Lithuania: HE WAS SAYING COME GET ME! SO I GOT UP
AND FOLLOWED HIM TO THE FLOOR! HE کہا BABY LET'S
GO! WHEN I TOLD HIM I SAID...
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: POLAND GOT DOWN LOW AND کہا COME GET ME!
England:YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania:I GOT SO CAUGHT UP I FORGOT HE TOLD ME!!!
England:YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: HIM AND MY GIRL USED TO BE THE BEST OF
HOMIES!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania:NEXT THING I KNEW HE WAS ALL UP ON ME SCREAMIN'
England and Lithuania: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEEAAHH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEEAAHH!!!
Lithuania: *singing while Poland is grinding hips
with him* SO HE'S ALL UP IN MY HEAD NOW! GOT ME
THINKING THAT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO TAKE HIM
WITH ME! CUZ HE READY TO LEAVE
England: LET'S GO!!!
Lithuania: BUT I GOTTA KEEP IT REAL NOW! CUZ ON A
1 TO 10 HE'S A CERTIFIED 20! BUT THAT JUST AIN'T
ME!
England: HEY!!!
Lithuania: CUZ I DON'T KNOW! IF I TAKE THAT CHANCE
JUST WHERE IT'S GONNA LEAD! BUT WHAT I DO KNOW! IS
THE WAY HE DANCES MAKES POLAND ALRIGHT FOR ME!!!
THE WAY HE GET LOW!!! I'M LIKE YEAH! JUST WORK
THAT OUT FOR ME HE ASKED ME FOR ONE مزید DANCE
AND I'M LIKE YEAH! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO
LEAVE? AND I SAID!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: POLAND GOT DOWN LOW AND کہا COME GET
ME!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: I GOT SO CAUGHT UP I FORGOT HE TOLD
ME!!!!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: HIM AND MY GIRL USED TO BE THE BEST OF
HOMIES!!!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
lithuania: اگلے THING I KNEW HE WAS ALL UP ON ME
SCREAMIN'
England and Lithuania: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEEAAHH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEEAAHH!
England: HEEEY! RUSSIA!
Russia:WATCH OUT! MY OUTFIT'S RIDICULOUS! IN THE
CLUB LOOKIN SO CONSPICUOUS! AND ROWL! THESE WOMAN
ON THE PROWL!
Japan and China: *walk up to Russia in maid suits*
Russia:IF آپ HOLD THE HEAD STEADY I'MA دودھ THE
COW! MAN! FORGET ABOUT THE GAME! I'MA SPIT THE
TRUTH!
England: WHAT!?
Russia: I WON'T STOP TILL I GET EM' IN THEIR BIRTHDAY SUITS! SO GIVE ME THE RHYTHM AND IT'LL BE OFF WIT THEM CLOTHES! *snaps fingers and the
maid suits are gone*
Russia and England: THEY BEND OVER TO THE FRONT
AND TOUCH YOUR TOES!
Russia: I, LEFT THE JAG AND TOOK THE ROLLS IF THEY AIN'T CUTTIN THEM THEN I PUT EM' ON FOOT PATROL!!! HOW آپ LIKE ME NOW!? WHEN MY PINKY'S VALUED OVER THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND! LET'S
DRANK آپ THE ONE TO PLEASE!!! *grabs China and
pulls him over him* RUSSIA FILL CUPS LIKE DOUBLE
D'S
England: YEAH!
Russia: ME AND LITHUANIA ONCE مزید AND WE LEAVES
EM' DEAD! WE WANT A LADY IN THE سٹریٹ, گلی BUT A FREAK
IN THE بستر TO SAY!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: POLAND GOT DOWN LOW AND کہا COME AND
GET ME!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: I GOT SO CAUGHT UP I FORGOT HE TOLD ME!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: HIM AND MY GIRL USED TO BE THE BEST OF
HOMIES!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: اگلے THING I KNEW HE WAS ALL UP ON ME
SCREAMIN'
England and Lithuania: *dancing*YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEEAAHH!!! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!YEAH! YEEAAHH!!!
Russia: TAKE THAT AND REWIND IT BACK! ENGLAND
GOT THE BEAT TO MAKE YOUR BOOTY GO *claps* TAKE
THAT AND REWIND IT BACK! LITHUANIA GOT THE BEAT
THAT MAKE YOUR BOOTY GO *claps* TAKE THAT AND
REWIND IT BACK! RUSSIA GOT THE FLOW THAT MAKE YOUR
BOOTY GO *claps* TAKE THAT AND REWIND IT BACK!
ENGLAND GOT THE BEAT THAT MAKE YOUR BOOTY GO
*claps*
Lithuania, Russia, England, China, Poland, and
Japan: *dancing to the rest of the music*
Russia: THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!
England: I AGREE!!!
Lithuania: I LOVED IT!
Japan: DID WE REALLY HAVE TO DRESS UP IN MAID SUITS!?
China: *shudders*
Poland: LIKE LIET! I LIKE WANNA DO WHAT JAPAN SAID
TO TOATLLY LIKE HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOU!!!
Greece: *stands up*
Japan: H-HEY! SIT DOWN!!!!
Greece: *sits down*
Italy: HEY! WHO WANTS COFFE?
Romano: I WANT SOME COFFE!
Spain: WELL I GUESS I COULD GO FOR SOME COFFE TOO!
Romano: NOW آپ CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE THE SON OF A
B**CH!!!
Italy: ارے I HAVE AN IDEA! LET'S MAKE OUT WITH
EACH OTHER!!!!
Romano: *stares at Italy with pissed off face*
Spain: *stares at Italy*
Italy: *crosses arms and turns away* WELL FINE!!!
Japan: *breaks lights*
Everyone: YAY!!!
Japan: *starts playing disco thing with flashing
lights and rave music*
America: RAVE
PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYY!!!!
France: WHAT ZE HELL IZ THAT!?
England: SURPRISE!!! *yells in France's face*
IT'S A BLOODY PARTY!!!!
France:...SAY IT DON'T SPRAY IT!!!!
England: IT'S WITH LOUD MUSIC!!! FLASHING LIGHTS!!
AND DANCING!!! DO آپ BLOODY UNDER STAND WHAT IT
IS!?
France: YES I UNDERSTAND!!!
China: OH BRING IT ON آپ FOT COW!!!
Japan: SURE!!!
China: TROLOLO!!! TROLOLO!!!
Japan: THE HORROR!!!! I KNOW JUST WHAT TO USE!!!!!
China: SURE ARU!
Japan: *takes out giant مالٹا, نارنگی Vuvuzela as seen
in the commerical and takes deep breath*
China: AW...SHI-
Japan: *blows into Vuvuzela and blows China away*
China: AIYAH!!! *walks agsaint the wind*
Japan: *stops then blows Vuvuzela in a sparta
church rock remix*
China: GRRR...*still is fighting agsaint the wind*
Japan: *runs out of breath*
China: YAY! I WIN!
Japan: YEA! YEA!...WHATEVER...
China: AND I WILL NOW ENJOY BEATING آپ SENSELESSER!
Japan: WHY ME!?
China: WHAT? آپ WANT RUSSIA TO HELP? *evil smile*
Japan: NOOOOOOO!!!!
China: GOOD DOG! THEN DON'T ARUGE!!!!
Everyone: *enjoying rave party*
England: *points at Russia* YOU'RE SEXY!!!!
Russia: *looks at England with confused face then
points at England* YOU'RE DRUNK!!!
China: *walks to Russia with Japan*
Russia: OH HAI CHINA!
China: WATCH AND LEARN JAPAN!!!
Japan: OKAY!
Russia: WATCH AND LEARN WAT?
China: *smacks Russia's butt*
Russia: *blushes*
China: WHAT I JUST DID JAPAN IS THE MOST EFFICTIVE
FLIRTING اقدام آپ CAN USE ON GIRLS!
Japan: BUT WHAT IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT?
Russia: kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol...*raises pipe*
China: IF THEY DON'T LIKE TRY IT AGAIN! *hits
Russia's butt again*
Russia:...PLEASE STOP! YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL WEIRD!
China: SORRY! OKAY JAPAN! AND HERE'S HOW آپ GET
THE DAMES! *pulls out whistle*
Japan:...WHY IS THAT WHISTLE PINK!?
China: BECAUSE IT'S A GIRL WHISTLE! NOW WATCH WHAT
HAPPENES ONCE I BLOW IT!!! *blows whistle*
Russia: *hypno patteren appaers in eyes and he
walks over to China*
South Korea: *follows Russia*
China: SEE BRUTER! NOW آپ TRY!!! *gives whistle
to Japan*
Japan: *blows whistle*
England: *hypno patteren fills his eyes and he
comes over to Japan*
America: *follows England*
Japan: WOW...BUTHER! IT ATTRACTS BOYS! NOT GIRLS!!!
China: *shoves Russia away* HUH? OH SORRY I COULD
NOT HEAR آپ OVER THE SOUND OF ALL THESE GIRLS
BEGGING ME FOR IT!!!! F**K YEAH!!!!!
Japan: آپ DID NOT HAVE TO TELL ME THAT!!!!
Italy: *narrows eyes* I KNOW YOU!!!
Greece: YOU!
Italy: THE BAD KITTY!!!
Greece: *grabs Italy*
Italy: *punches Greece*
Greece: *grabs Italy again and throws him behind him*
Italy: *fixes clothes*
Greece: *Pounces at Italy*
Italy: *kicks Greece right over him and walks to
greece*
Greece: *punches Italy three times across the face* oh آپ like somma that?
Italy: *puches Greece four times across the face*
Greece: *pissed off face*
Italy: *puches Greece across the face three more
Greece: *puches Italy across the face three times*
Italy: *punches Greece in the chin three times*
Greece: *puches Italy*
Italy: *puches Greece*
Greece: *punches Italy three times across the face*
Italy: *punches Greece across the face two times*
Greece: *punches Italy*
Italy: *punches Greece*
Greece: *puches Italy*
Italy: *punches Greece*
Greece: *spits out a tooth then punches Italy*
Italy: *turns and spits out a tooth*
Greece: *stares*
Italy: *karate kicks Greece across the face then
punches him and then karate kicks Greece again
knocking him down then stands over Greece and
raises a log and brings it down*
Greece: *grabs log and stands over Italy holding the log over head*
Italy: from toyko! *twists Greece's nipple*
Greece: ahhhh!!! *falls*
Italy: *stands up*
Greece: ah! owwwwwww! ah!
Italy: *walks away then turns and runs back and
kicks Greece in the rump*
Japan, Turkey, Prussia, and Germany: yay!
England: RIGHT WHERE IT HURT!
Greece: ohh..owwww!
Italy: آپ THINK I CAN'T DEFEND MYSELF!? EH!?
*walks over to Germany, Turkey, Japan, and
Prussia* اگلے TIME I WON'T GO SO EASY ON YOU!!!!
Austria: HAVE ANY OF آپ SEEN HUNGRAY?
Italy: AUSTRIA! AUSTRIA!
Austria: WAT?
Italy: HE...TOOK HER!!!!
Romano: YEA! Prussia WAS ALL LIKE...*points at
Italy* YOU'RE COMING WITH ME PRINCESS!!!!
Italy: AND HUNGRAY WAS ALL LIKE *air punches and air kicks Romano then crosses arms and shakes head* I AIN'T YO PRINCESS!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Austria: JUST SAY IT!!!
Italy and Romano: HE GOT HER MAN!!!!
Austria:...THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!!!!!
Germany: OH YEAH!!!!
Switzerland: IT'S MISTER STEAL YO GIRL!!
Austria: SINCE WHEN CAN آپ STEAL GIRLS!?
Hungray, Belarus, Ukraine, Lichenstien, and all
the fem! countries: SINCE NOW!!!! *gather around
Switzerland*
Austria:...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Switzerland: HAHA! آپ FAIL!!!!
Austria: *cries*
Switzerland: WHY DON'T آپ KEEP HUNGRAY!
Austria:...YOU MEAN...YOU'D GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR
GIRLS?
Switzerland: NO MAN!
Italy: I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!!!
Romano: ارے ITALY SPAIN JUST CALLED AND کہا THAT
HE WANTS TO SEE YOU!
Italy: I'D LOVE TO BUT I JUST ACCIDENTALY CHAINED
MYSELF TO THIS SPACE SHUTTLE!!!! BRAVE GUY GOING
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!!!
Romano: WOW!...THIS GUY IS STUPID...
China: LET'S DO IT!!!!
Japan: NOW LET'S GET BACK TO RUNNING AWAY
China: HEY!
Japan: WOOO HOOO! HAHAH!!! ALRIGHT!!!!
England: JAPAN!?
Japan: I HAD A HORRIBLE DREAM THAT آپ AND CHINA
WERE ON A DATE
England: THAT'S RIGHT!
Japan:...UGH...WHAT DID I MISS?
Hungray: CHINA JUST HIRED ENGLAND IN OUR AGENCY!!
England: آپ SAY IT FIRST! OKAY FINE I'LL SAY IT!
*ducks down* I LOVE YOU!
Japan: *pukes*
England: SMOOTH اقدام GUYS! CHINA WILL BE SO
DISSAPOINTED IN YOU! BUT THIS WILL STAY A SECERT
BETWEEN آپ AND ME! I'M YOUR DAD NOW!
Japan: *pukes*
England: آپ WERE SAYING?
Japan:....THAT I LOVE YOU....
England:....
Japan: WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE EASTER BUNNY!?
*starts to cry*
England: I WAS JUST JOKING!!!!!
Japan: GREECE!!!! TURKEY!!!! CHINA!!! ITALY!!!!!
GERMANY!!!!
Greece, Turkey, China, Italy, and Germany: WAT!?
Japan: پمپ IT!!!!
China: LOUDER!!!!
Greece: پمپ IT!!!
Turkey: LOUDER!!!
Japan: ENOUGH SINGING!!!!
China: BYE BABY!!!!
Japan: CHINA!!! *jumps and grabs China's head then
falls onto the ground*
Greece: POW!
Turkey: YPIE KIY YAY MONKEY MAN!!!!
Italy: *Nyan Nayn dance*
Germany: *whispers* tell her your eyes are pretty!
Austria: *nods then turns to Hungray* MY EYES
ARE VERY PRETTY!!!
Hungray:...UM...OKAY THAT'S VERY NICE TO KNOW...
Germany: no! her eyes are pretty!
Austria: UM...YOUR EYES ARE VERY PRETTY!!!
Hungray:...ERR...THANKS...
Germany: tell her how آپ feel!!!
Austria: *nods* HUNGRAY...I HAVE TO TELL آپ THAT
I HAVE *begins to choke*
Hungray: UM...WAIT YOU'RE CHOKING!!! OKAY WAIT!!!
LET ME HELP!!! *puts arms around Austria's throat
and squezee*
Romano: ارے check this out! *beckons Italy and
Germany over*
Hungray: JUST ONE! MORE! TIME!
Germany: *pulls head back*
Romano: *whistles and makes explosion sound*
Italy: HEY!!!! GERMANY!
Germany:....VHAT!?
Italy: THE دکھائیں GOES ON TONIGHT!!!
Germany: VHAT ARE آپ TALKING ABOUT!?
China: TELL THEM THE JOKE RUSSIA!!!!
Russia: OKAY! SO SHE BEGIN TO HYPERVENALATE AND
REACHED FOR WHAT LOOKED LIKE AN OXGYEN TANK BUT IT
WAS REALLY FILLED WITH HELIUM THEN SHE SCREAMED
"I'LL KILL آپ B**CHES!!!!!" WHICH WE THOUGHT WAS
EXTREMLY HELAIROUS!
China: WELL آپ KNOW WHAT'S EVEN مزید HELAIROUS!?
SHE SUED US! AND GUESS WHAT!?
Japan: YO GIRL GONNA GET PAIED!?
Japan, Russia, and China: *laughing*
Japan and China: *stop laughing*
Russia: *still laughing*
Japan:...UMM....
China: RUSSIA آپ CAN STOP LAUGHING NOW!!!
Russia: *luaghing crazily*
Japan: WHY IS HE LAUGHING CRAZILY?
China: I DON'T KNOW!
Russia: *laughing manically*
Japan: HE'S STARTING TO SCARE ME!!!
China: RUSSIA!!! I کہا آپ CAN STOP LAUGHING NOW!!!
Russia: *crazy evil laugh*
Japan:...OKAY I JUST GONNA...GO NOW....
China: RUSSIA! STOP!!!
Russia: *still laughing then stops* NO. *stares at
China*
China: CAN آپ STOP STARING AT ME NOW PLEASE?
Russia: NO!
China: CAN آپ STOP STARING AT ME NOW PLEASE?
Russia: NO!
China: CAN آپ STOP STARING AT ME NOW PLEASE?
Russia: NO!
England: *slides up* HEY!
South Korea: *slides up on China's right side*
China: HI!
Japan: *slides up on China's left side*
England and Russia: HI JAPAN!
Japan: *tears fill his eyes and he starts making
weird high pitched cries*
China: ارے آپ MORONS!!! آپ MADE JAPAN-CHAN CRY!!
GET RID OF THOSE OUTFITS!!!!!
Russia: SURE!
England: NO WAY!!! ARE آپ A BLOODY PERVERT!?
China: ارے I WAS JUST KIDDING!!! BUT SRSLY GET
RID OF THOSE OUTFITS BECAUSE آپ MADE JAPAN-CHAN
CRY!!!
Spain: fusososososososo~ *slaps Turkey*
Turkey: WTF!?
Greece: HA! HA!
China: *yells angrily for ten minutes* PANDAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAA!
Japan: SO I WON THE BET! NOW LET'S RUN LIKE HELL!!
South Korea: SURE!
China, Japan, and South Korea: *running*
China: *shoves South Korea down and keeps running*
Italy and Romano: *start to sing hatta futte
parade*
Turkey and Greece: *do get down dance*
Belarus and Ukraine: *sing get down song*
Japan and China: *do fork in the garbage disposal
dance*
America and England: *sing fork in the garbage
disposal song*
Italy: OH ارے ROMANO WHAT HAPPENED?
Romano: *slaps Italy*
Italy: OW! DID آپ JUST-DID آپ JUST SLAP ME!?
OH WELL T-THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!!! STOP IT!!! STOP
IT!!!
Romano: *throws rock at Italy*
Italy: OW!! ROCKS!? YOU'RE HITTING ME WITH ROCKS
NOW!? OH WELL THAT'S NOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER!!!
*rock hits him in head* AH!!! OW!!!
Romano: I-I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO THROW THAT...
Italy: *rubbing head* OH GOD!
Romano: I'M GONNA GET SOME مزید ROCKS!
Italy: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR...THAT WAS SOOO
UNCALLED FOR!
Romano: GOT SOME!!!!
Italy: WHAT!?
Romano: *throwing مزید rocks at Italy*
Italy: OW! OW! OW! OW!
Romano: LOOK I FOUND A BB GUN!!! *lifts up bb gun*
UNDER THIS ROCK!!! *lifts rock up*
Italy: WHAT!? WHAT!? DON'T PICK IT UP!!!
Romano: *starts shooting Italy with bb gun*
Italy: OW! OW MY EYE!!!
Romano: *shooting Italy with bb gun with blindfold
on*
Italy: YOU'RE SHOOTING ME WITH A BB!? OH! OH MAI
GAWD!!! AH-AH-OW! *tears fill his eyes*WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOU?
Romano: I GOT A MACHINE GUN!!!!
Italy: WHAT!? OW! OH! WHERE'D آپ GET THAT!?
Romano: THE STORE!!!!
Italy: WHAT STORE!?
Romano:...WALMART
Italy: WHAT THE!?
Romano: *contuies shooting Italy with machine gun*
Italy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAHHH!!! AH! OW!
China: I BAKED آپ A PIE! *lifts up pie*
Japan: OH BOY! WHAT FLAVOR?
China: *narrows eyes* PIE FLAVOR!!!
Turkey: DIE POTATO!
Greece: NOOOOOOOO!
Turkey: *punces Greece*
Italy: THE اگلے DAY!!!!
Turkey: DIE POTATO!!!!
Greece: *lifts gun up* NOT TODAY!
Prussia: ارے IT SAYS GULLIBLE ON THE CEILLING!!!
Germany: *looks up* OH SO IT- *looks down* OH!
آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی MY LUNGS!
Belarus: HAHA THEY کہا I COULD NEVER TEACH A LAMA
TO DRIVE!
Ukraine: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Belarus: NO! LAMA! NO!
Ukraine: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *drives off
cliff*
England: DOCTOR! I THINK I MIGHT BE A HOMOSEXUAL!
America: HOW CAN آپ TELL?
England: *pukes ranbow on America's face* RAINBOWS!!!
Switzerland: WHAT ARE YOU!? A MAN یا A MOUSE!?
Austria: *silence*
France: HAHAHA! I CAN'T READ!
Spain: KITTEN FIGHT!!!
Estonia: NO WAIT! I'M ALLERIC TO ADOAERBALENESS!!!
Spain: *throws kitten and kitten hits Estonia in
face*
Estonia: *takes kitten off face* AW...
Everyone but Estonia: *standing around Estonia's
grave*
Prussia: HEY! آپ KNOW WHO'S GAY!?
Germany: *silence*
Prussia: Y-
Prussia and Germany: *hit سے طرف کی a train that Romano
and Italy are driving*
Italy: I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT THIS BEGAL!!!
Romano: YES آپ CAN!
Italy: YEA...I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT....
This is really good fandub and I recommend that آپ other people watch this.
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Terms used in this fan-fic:

F/N : Full Name
Y/N : Your Name
B/F : Best Friend
Haphephobia: Fear of being touched and hugged
caffè ragazza: Coffee girl
Sì, signore?: Yes, sir?
Guten Tag, hübsches Mädchen: Good day, pretty girl.

{Enjoy!}

You gaze across the room inside Worlds Cafe. It being an early Sunday morning, as in 3:34 early, business was extremely slow and only two people where in the cafe. آپ are not, in face, looking at the 20 سال old Italian who has thick, dark brown hair with Green eyes and a black business suit, but at the British bloke with blond hair, moss green eyes and a distant...
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