German countries

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“Bonjour, ma chèrie!” Francis slipped a rose into your lap. “I have just returned!”
Interrupted whilst آپ were in the middle of your book, آپ exclaimed, “Oi! I was reading, آپ wanker!” Swatting away the handsome Frenchman, آپ scowled as he attempted straddling you, lips...

Narrator: Merry Christmas. Tis the season for good cheer, happiness, and- Hetalia?

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User: Good day, fiend.


Cleverbot: Do آپ like pie?


User: Indeed, when it has been thrown in your face.


Cleverbot: Lady gaga what s yours.


User: ... Shall I call the mental asylum, dear nemesis?


Cleverbot: The asylum of the daleks.


User: *sigh* Merry Christmas.


Cleverbot: *sigh* Fine, don't sing a song with me.


User: Do آپ want me to sing with you?


Cleverbot: Sing with you... It?


User: ???


Cleverbot: Yeah, what song do آپ want to sing?


User: Jingle bells.


Cleverbot: Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.


User: Oh...