1. آپ sit in front of the ویژن ٹیلی watching a دکھائیں آپ hate for hours just waiting to see the advert for the اگلے episode is on.
2. آپ scream every time آپ see the advert.
3. When آپ see a [H]ouse DVD at the shops آپ run towards it even though آپ have it at home.
4. آپ manage to turn every conversation into one about [H]ouse.
5. Every time آپ see the word [H]ouse آپ scream.
6. آپ go to the hospital in hope to see یا meet a doctor with the same name as someone on [H]ouse.
7. آپ know the عنوان of every episode in order سے طرف کی heart.
8. آپ know the diagnosis at the end of every episode.
9. آپ have every song that has ever been on [H]ouse on your iPod/Mp3/Mp4
10. آپ watch [H]ouse on the internet for hours, no matter how bad the picture and sound quality is.
11. آپ sit in front of the computer at 11pm making a فہرست of how آپ know your obsessed.
12. Every time آپ write [H]ouse آپ put [ ] around the ‘H’ and underline the ‘ouse’.
13. آپ always write [H]ouse with a capital ‘H’.
14. Your پیپر وال on your Phone, Computer etc. etc. is a [H]ouse one.
15. آپ print out information on the whole show, charactors and a فہرست of episodes in a display folder and read it over and over again.
16. Your excuse for not doing your homework is آپ were watching [H]ouse.
17. آپ have gotten at least 15 people into [H]ouse.
18. آپ use House-isms in your normal speech.
19. Before آپ speak the people آپ are talking to go “This better not be about [H]ouse”
20. Every time آپ take a painkiller آپ get frightened about getting addicted.
21. آپ have dreams every night about [H]ouse charactors.
22. آپ know that [H]ouse was originally going to be called ‘Chasing Zebras, Circling The Drain’
23. آپ consider ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ the Anti-House and when آپ hear people talk about it آپ want to kill them.
24. آپ watch [H]ouse religiously.
25. آپ look on online shopping sites for a cane with flames at the bottom like Dr. House’s even though آپ can walk perfectly fine.
26. آپ have seen every episode at least 5 times.
27. آپ force your whole family to watch it.
28. آپ read lists about [H]ouse.
29. آپ watch ‘General Hospital’ just because Dr. House does.
30. Nearly everything reminds آپ of [H]ouse somehow.
31. آپ make families on ‘The Sims 2’ with the names of [H]ouse characters.
32. Your video on Bebo/MySpace is a [H]ouse one.
33. This فہرست reminds آپ of yourself.
34. آپ want to name your children after [H]ouse characters یا the actors who play them.
35. آپ try to influence your teachers like Dr. House does to Dr. Cuddy.
36. آپ ask strangers if they watch it and if they do آپ say they rock and Hi-5 them.
37. آپ have an alarm on your phone reminding آپ to watch it, even though your sitting in front of the TV Twenty منٹ before it starts.
38. آپ start calling people سے طرف کی their last names.
39. آپ don’t accept any invitations to go anywhere if [H]ouse is on that night.
40. آپ own Season 1 & 2 DVD.
41. آپ can think of over Forty Reasons for why آپ Love [H]ouse.
42. آپ can think of مزید then this.
43. آپ just know آپ LOVE it.