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I'm trying to compile a huge فہرست of quotes - everything from the sarcastic things House says to the constant advice Wilson offers. Quotes from all the episodes both amusing and thought provoking.
I'm doing my best, but its hard to make a dent in the huge amount of quotes there are. So here's what I have, I'll update it as much as I can, and if آپ have anything آپ want me to add - let me know and I will!
Thanks and I hope آپ enjoy!

Last Updated: 20 May 2008

*NEW* Wilson's Heart quotes
(More to come) - Please تبصرہ any آپ may have!

House: Life shouldn't be random.... lonely misanthropic drug...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 19: Kids

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At a swim meet, a 12-year old diver, Mary, goes onto the board and makes her dive, but when she comes up one of the bystanders has collapsed. At Cameron's apartment, House pays a visit to ask her back but she refuses. Before they can get into it further, House is paged – there's an outbreak at the clinic. He returns to find the place crowded with patients and doctors – Cuddy suspect meningitis at the pool center and dragoons him into service. Mary has a rash and a sore neck, and her parents are out of town. House suspects something and brings Foreman...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 18: Babies and Bathwater

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A couple are driving through the streets and the pregnant wife is driving her drunk husband. The woman temporarily blacks out and they barely manage to avoid a car wreck. The police دکھائیں up and think she's drunk as she begins to act woozy. Then collapses.

Foreman is checking up on the couple and her brain tests prove negative but her kidney and liver look odd – she's only 28 weeks pregnant. House is indulging in a dream about Vogler when Foreman brings him the news. House in turn gives them the news that Cameron has quit. When Chase...
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It's really to bad that season four was cut short سے طرف کی the writers strike, if it hadn't been I think we would have been able to gain a much greater insight into House and Wilson's characters and their relationship with each other. However, we can't dwell on what we missed out on - instead we have to make the most of the time we had to learn.

AMBER: Amber was a very intelligent woman who would do anything to achieve whatever she set her mind on. House wasn't far off in calling her a manipulative کتیا, کتيا - but it's how she got the job done. She knew people didn't like her and compensated سے طرف کی feeling...
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Wilber | That One Water Bed

The piano echoed the apartment. Wilson dragged himself to the foot of the entry way. He sighed & ignored the nights of restless sleep under his eyes.For some reason cancer likes rear it's ugly head at the worst of times
He waved desperately at House "Piano. Please. Sleep" He entered his bedroom and the موسیقی roared louder.
"Thank you"
he whispered sarcastically to no one on his bed. His ear hit the pillow, his mind went blank. Peace. The alarm went off ringing. 5;30.
Peace over. He itched his back and smiled over his shoulder. "Good Morning". Last night was...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 21: Three Stories

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House has agreed to substitute for a sick teacher in exchange for a couple of hours off of clinic duty. Since, as Cuddy points out, House would rather hear himself talk than listen to patients, this trade was really a done deal from the moment Cuddy suggested it. House tries to talk it up to four hours off clinic duty, but Cuddy knows him too well.
As House leaves, he meets his ex-girlfriend Stacy, who wants him to examine her new husband who is having unidentified medical problems. House is reluctant to take on the case and admits he isn't sure...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 17: Role Model

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At a fundraiser for his Presidential run, Senator Gary Wright is overcome سے طرف کی illness and collapses. At the clinic, Volger asks House to give a speech at a pharmaceutical meeting and offers to relieve House of staff-firing duties if he does so. House also has to examine Wright and believes something is up when he shows a lack of reflex. While they wait for the MRIs, House examines a woman who was pregnant and had a miscarriage but claims she hasn't. House orders a brain biopsy but Cuddy overrides him and they put it to Wright, who agrees. The tests...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 12: Sports Medicine

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Baseball player Hank Wiggen is making an anti-drug commercial and notes he himself has taken drunks. But when Wiggen winds up for a pitch, his right arm snaps and he collapses in pain.

At the clinic, Hank is undergoing treatment and the diagnosis is osteopedy – thinness of the bones. Wilson can't figure it out and calls in House, since Hank's body won't withstand the treatment he needs to pitch.. Meanwhile Foreman is going to بستر with Sharon, a pharmaceutical representative. When he arrives late (with a "my car broke down" excuse), in the...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 13: Cursed

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In a dusty attic, a young boy, Gabriel trips as he gets together with some other boys for a club. They start playing with an Ouija board and when asked who will die in a year, it "spells" out Gabe's name. A week یا so later, Gabe comes down with a fever then collapses. He's taken to the clinic where House suspects pneumonia, particularly since Gabe's parents are major donors to the clinic. Signs of a rash suggest something else and they suspect ticks یا any sexual activity. It soon becomes clear that the father is a bit of a control freak and the parents...
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Ok guys this is my first time writing a پرستار fiction, and I know its like way short but this is just the way I think the scene should have played out. So don’t be to brutal, okay : )!!!!

Alternate scene for “Let Them Eat Cake”


Cuddy- We all know this is going somewhere… I think we should kiss now.
House- We already did that
He places his hand on her chest.
Cuddy blushes and then chuckles realizing that this was rational for House. She takes his hand and brings it to her hip, throws her arms around his neck and gives him a long kiss.
Cuddy- And it won’t be the last time.
posted by peoplesuck
This is a very long section. As always please comment, let me know if آپ would like me to continue to part 2.
The اگلے ten منٹ felt like a blur, a surreal blur in which everything seemed to go so fast yet so slow. House broke every traffic law in the book on the way there and parked in an ایمبولینس bay. If Cuddy made it through this she would have his head for that. As soon as the car came to a stop Sarah flew out of the car so fast she tripped over her own feet. Luckily she regained her footing and did not drop Cuddy whom she was carrying.
“I’ll take her, go take care of yourself,”...
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so this is the first rendition of my first ever fanfiction

Episode 1: All Isn’t Lost

    Moments were a scarce feature in the winter. Mostly, the time passed quickly. Days moved through time with a definite purpose and overwhelming guilt. Snow blanketed over streets and railways and bus stop benches, heaven had never been so beautiful. But this was Chicago, and winter had its kryptonite.
    Along the alleyway the snow pilled in dirt ridden clumps and around the multiple tracks of ایمبولینس tires. Footprints delved into the softness every few inches, yet...
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posted by Sheps88
My پسندیدہ episode in season two was "Who's Your Daddy." It hit me with a whole new story line, House and Cuddy. I was mesmerized سے طرف کی the fact that they were growing closer and was drawn to the lure of the possibilities. Later in the episode, Cuddy enters House's office to tell him something, but once she gets there, she loses all nerve and merely thanks him for the injections he had assisted her with. This is a twist on that episode. I can only hope it's to your liking.


The دن was over, and darkness began to نگلنا the sky. House, as always, spent his hours after work resting on his well-worn...
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 آپ Can't Always Get What آپ Want
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have سے طرف کی now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What آپ Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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Before آپ assume anything, I recommend آپ read the مضمون first.

Lately, there has been a shift of opinion about Cuddy's character especially after the introduction of the Lucas arc. People have been claiming the writers are writing her too OOC, that they are displaying her for everyone to hate causing no sympathy for her character. They are calling her all kind of names, bitch, whore, tart, slapper and a blind idiot. The truth is (as I hope it is), the fandom are loathing Cuddy not because she chose Lucas over House and that she's treating him simply as another employee in a cruel mannner,...
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The theme of the latest House MD episode, entitled, “Unfaithful” dealt with the idea of lost faith and of putting faith in other people. Daniel, a troubled priest is brought in with a bland case that House takes on, thinking that there is really nothing to it, but is suddenly confronted with a case that has مزید depth to it then he first appreciated.

DANEIL: آپ want to talk hypocrisy, what about you? آپ act like آپ don’t care about anyone, but here آپ are saving lives.

HOUSE: Solving puzzles, saving lives is just collateral damage.

DANEIL: Nice try. I don’t think you’re looking...
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posted by Fabouluz
The reason why House is not hated isn’t because House is ‘House’ but because he takes an interest in the people around him.

We can argue that House is egotistical and only thinks about himself. What some of us don’t understand is that House’s need to know everything and understand everything also helps him when building relationships and sustaining them.

House is obsessed with ‘The puzzle’, which is a generic term for everything within his life and outside his life; his friends, relationships, work. This obsession allows him to feed the need of the people who surround him, whether...
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I was just watching some clips from season 2 and mostly 3 and I really enjoyed them.
And I already new that but now I know it more!
I miss the old team!
I miss Cameron's Poor Dead Husbands issues!
I miss Chase's daddy and fat issues!And his hair!(yum!)
I miss foremans eye-rolling when Cameron was being ethical!
I missed all that!
I want the old team back!
The new team hasn't really grew on me now...
I mean 13 has grew on me but foreteen really is ruining her for me and I really don't care about Taub.
And ok Kutner is super hot and funny but he is just not enought.
When are they going to bring the old team back?
I really want to cause if they don't I have this weird fear that 13 is gonna end up kissing house as every female on the show!
I think that the new team experience was ok and fun to watch but now its time to go back to the basics and brink the old cottages back!

Do آپ agree?Say in the comments!
posted by housecuddy4ever
Ships of House
There are so many,and many مزید are beginning to be discovered
I will فہرست the ships,and tell آپ some stuff about them.
*Note:This a loooong فہرست of 'Ships'....some of these ships aren't even real!But some people ship them,or might ship*

Wilteen(13/Wilson)
Chameron(Cameron/Chase)
Thutner(13/Kutner)
Hilson(Wilson/House)
Huddy(House/Cuddy)
Wuddy(Wilson/Cuddy)
Thase/Chirteen(13/Chase)
Twirteen(Twiggy the tree/13)
Hutner/Louse/Kouse(Kutner/House)
Faub(Foreman/Taub)
Thaub(13/Taub)
Wilber(Wilson/Amber)
Hamber(House/Amber)
Hameron(House/Cameron)
Thouse(13/House)
Foreteen(13/Foreman)
Wameron(Wilson/Cameron)...
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posted by HouseMindFreak
Ever wondered exactly what is going on in House’s head? What’s actually making him be a jerk?
Some say that he is simply a jerk but I beg to differ. Someone is not born being a jerk, they are either made that way due to life experiences یا a mental disorder. In the fourth episode of the 3rd season “Lines in the Sand” House treats an autistic patient. Wilson begins to wonder why House wants to treat this autistic boy and comes to the conclusion that House may suffer from Asperger Syndrome a type of autism that causes difficulties in social interaction, restricted and repetitive patterns...
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