So this مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن vs. جام joke...?

okay it goes roughly like this (altered to make it مزید fanpop compatible)
guy to girl: whats the difference between مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and jam?
i can't peanutbutter my privates up your erm other type of privates
...now either google and read the real version یا think of cruder words for male privates..and think along the lines of back entrance for the girl.
this also comes in different versions of shoving parts down throats etc..be creative! :P

The punchline I heard was "you can't مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن your dick up someone's ass." an epitome of classy humor that I personally found freaking hilarious. ;)

آپ can google it. The answer is out there and easy enough to find, but I don't think it's appropriate to put on here. haha

The punchline is, "I can't مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن my c**k up your ass!" Because he can جام it up there!

I heard a version of this joke years ago. The cleanest I can write it here is: "Jam doesn't look like poo when u eat it out of a girl's ***hole"

Either way, I love the irony of the man with one of the filthiest mouths in comedy saying that this is the dirtiest joke he ever heard. I wonder what Ted would think of Bob saget's version of "The Aristocrats" :P

based on a real sandwich

I'll modify it for you.
آپ can't peanutbutter a pencil through a pencil sharpener.

I can't مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن my dick up your ass

آپ can't مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن your d*** up her a**

its a real joke, its whats the difference between مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and jam? the aNSWER: i cant مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن my dick up ur ass.... think about it..

I have just heard about that joke recently, It is I can't مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن my dick up your ass! :p

Yes it is a real joke, but of the not محفوظ for work (nsfw) variety. Basically it goes "What's the difference between مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and jam?" and the answer is "I can't مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن my dick up your *ss"

I can't مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن my dick up آپ ass

It really exists. But it's a very brutal joke. ;) If آپ have to know here آپ go: "What's the difference between مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and jam? آپ cannot مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن someone's ass." ;)

this is true because my boyfriend told it to me and it was so funny i asked him if it would work and if he could try it on me

ooo its exsist

"I can't مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن my dick in your ass"

I can't مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن my dick in her ass