Inuyasha and Kagome

I'm just doing this to be silly..I'm in my silliness mode today so I thought of some things that might piss them off.I do not mean any offensive to these Inuyasha characters,I love them myself.Enjoy!

Ways to make Inuyasha mad:
1)Pet his ears
2)Call him doggy!
3)Ask him why he likes Kikyo/Kagome
4)Try to make him "Sit!" and epically fail at it.
5)Shove رامین in his face 24/7(Ok that might not make him mad)
6) Mock Kagome
7)Try to trip him
8)Say his tetsusaiga is a piece of crap
9)Shout out "INUYASHA!" "KAGOME" a million times mocking the both of them.
10)Try to scare him سے طرف کی saying "I See you..." in the...