This is my Twilight Fanfiction, haha. Summary: Set during New Moon, Alice has a vision of Bella jumping off the cliff, but instead of going to Italy, Edward tries to kill himself in various Muggle ways. Humor
Edward Cullen sat on the سوفی, لٹانا moping. The Cullens had moved to New York after leaving Forks, but Edward didn't care. He hadn't gone out once, and sat on the سوفی, لٹانا depressed and moping all the time.
He sighed as he sat on the سوفی, لٹانا wondering if Bella even remembered what he looked like anymore. یا how he sparkled.
CRASH! He turned, temporarily snapped out of his self-pity and depression.
Alice had just dropped a vase. On Rosalie's foot.
"What the HELL?", snapped Rosalie with a glare. "You just wrecked my pedicure!"
Alice stood frozen. Edward, even with his misery-addled brain could see something was up. In a second, he was standing اگلے to Alice and reading her mind.
"No!", he gasped.
In a few minutes, the whole family was gathered, and Alice explained shakily what she had seen.
"It's Bella", she said, staring at the ground. "She jumped off a cliff".
A collective gasp of horror was the only response.
"Suicide?", asked Edward, his mouth a hard line.
"Most likely", Alice nodded.
Before anyone could do anything, Edward ran out the door and disappeared. He didn't even bother to open it first, and bits of wood flew everywhere as he smashed right through it.
"Where did he go?", Esme asked, concerned, staring at the Edward-shaped hole in the door.
Alice concentrated for a moment, then gasped again.
"He's going to try and kill himself!", she cried.
"Can I watch?", asked Emmett eagerly.
"Shut Up, Emmett, this is serious!", Alice moaned, as she hung her head. "He just can't live without Bella, even if he was stupid enough to abandon her"
"We have to go after him!", Esme moaned, "I can't stand to see anything happen to him, oh no!"
"I'm getting flashes of him, I can't see anything clearly, he keeps changing his mind." کہا Alice.
She sat down and concentrated for several minutes. Nobody moved a muscle until she spoke again.
Alice smiled sarcastically.
"He knows that no one in this family will help him kill himself, so he's going to try and jump off a building.", she said.
"You tried that, right Carlisle?", asked Rosalie, surprised, her beauty crisis momentarily forgotten. "It didn't work, right?"
Carlisle shook his head hopefully.
"Oh don't worry", Alice کہا dryly. "If that doesn't work, then he has a whole bunch of plans figured out. After that, he'll drink poison, then try a chainsaw, and so many other things."
Emmett cracked up. "Now I REALLY have to watch!", he exclaimed in between loud chuckles. "Edward with a CHAINSAW! Hahahaha!"
Everyone ignored him, not bothering to point out that the fact that Edward was now suicidal was the main point.
"But we are lucky, though", Alice continued.
"How?", Esme moaned. She was slumped on the سوفی, لٹانا اگلے to Carlisle, head in her hands.
"Well for one thing, I don't really thing that any of those will work, and second, he's forgotten one VERY important thing", Alice replied.
The other Cullens tried to press her to find out what it was, but Alice just shook her head, refusing to say anything more.
Edward Cullen sat on the سوفی, لٹانا moping. The Cullens had moved to New York after leaving Forks, but Edward didn't care. He hadn't gone out once, and sat on the سوفی, لٹانا depressed and moping all the time.
He sighed as he sat on the سوفی, لٹانا wondering if Bella even remembered what he looked like anymore. یا how he sparkled.
CRASH! He turned, temporarily snapped out of his self-pity and depression.
Alice had just dropped a vase. On Rosalie's foot.
"What the HELL?", snapped Rosalie with a glare. "You just wrecked my pedicure!"
Alice stood frozen. Edward, even with his misery-addled brain could see something was up. In a second, he was standing اگلے to Alice and reading her mind.
"No!", he gasped.
In a few minutes, the whole family was gathered, and Alice explained shakily what she had seen.
"It's Bella", she said, staring at the ground. "She jumped off a cliff".
A collective gasp of horror was the only response.
"Suicide?", asked Edward, his mouth a hard line.
"Most likely", Alice nodded.
Before anyone could do anything, Edward ran out the door and disappeared. He didn't even bother to open it first, and bits of wood flew everywhere as he smashed right through it.
"Where did he go?", Esme asked, concerned, staring at the Edward-shaped hole in the door.
Alice concentrated for a moment, then gasped again.
"He's going to try and kill himself!", she cried.
"Can I watch?", asked Emmett eagerly.
"Shut Up, Emmett, this is serious!", Alice moaned, as she hung her head. "He just can't live without Bella, even if he was stupid enough to abandon her"
"We have to go after him!", Esme moaned, "I can't stand to see anything happen to him, oh no!"
"I'm getting flashes of him, I can't see anything clearly, he keeps changing his mind." کہا Alice.
She sat down and concentrated for several minutes. Nobody moved a muscle until she spoke again.
Alice smiled sarcastically.
"He knows that no one in this family will help him kill himself, so he's going to try and jump off a building.", she said.
"You tried that, right Carlisle?", asked Rosalie, surprised, her beauty crisis momentarily forgotten. "It didn't work, right?"
Carlisle shook his head hopefully.
"Oh don't worry", Alice کہا dryly. "If that doesn't work, then he has a whole bunch of plans figured out. After that, he'll drink poison, then try a chainsaw, and so many other things."
Emmett cracked up. "Now I REALLY have to watch!", he exclaimed in between loud chuckles. "Edward with a CHAINSAW! Hahahaha!"
Everyone ignored him, not bothering to point out that the fact that Edward was now suicidal was the main point.
"But we are lucky, though", Alice continued.
"How?", Esme moaned. She was slumped on the سوفی, لٹانا اگلے to Carlisle, head in her hands.
"Well for one thing, I don't really thing that any of those will work, and second, he's forgotten one VERY important thing", Alice replied.
The other Cullens tried to press her to find out what it was, but Alice just shook her head, refusing to say anything more.