My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: On The Block Episode 5 Part 4

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

قوس قزح Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, قوس قزح Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi قوس قزح Dash.
قوس قزح Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Can't آپ see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are آپ going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
قوس قزح Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

قوس قزح Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit, hallucinating again.
Narrator: کہا قوس قزح Dash, with great difficulty.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: *Walks towards a water trough* Fill me up Mr. Water Trough.
Narrator: کہا قوس قزح Dash without moving her lips.
Audience: *Laughing*
Water Trough: *Gets filled with brandy* That's your share قوس قزح Dash.
Narrator: کہا the water trough.
Water Trough: Unless آپ want to share some of Twilight Sparkle's.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: *Drinking brandy*
Audience: *Laughing* Drink it up!!
قوس قزح Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: قوس قزح Dash looked آگے to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, قوس قزح Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: کہا قوس قزح Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.

Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.

Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Mind your own business آپ celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, قوس قزح Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*

Two stallions walked into the bar, and were اگلے to قوس قزح Dash, and Rachel.

قوس قزح Dash: *Sticks out her tongue* Awesome. These two have something really cool between their back legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rachel: Mmh, I don't fancy mine much.
قوس قزح Dash: Enough with British words, and sayings.
Narrator: The four ponies left the bar.
قوس قزح Dash: Wanna come over to my place? The four of us can hang out.

The doors on the bar close, and آپ cannot see them. There's a crashing sound, and آپ can hear tires skidding.

قوس قزح Dash: *Laying on سب, سب سے اوپر of a stallion* I saved us all from a reckless driver.
Rachel: Get off him.
Narrator: So Rachel got a bucket of water out of nowhere, and threw it onto قوس قزح Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*

A police car heads towards قوس قزح Dash.

قوس قزح Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on قوس قزح Dash? Have آپ been drinking?

P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman.

Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And قوس قزح Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*

On the اگلے part of this episode, it's a classroom skit.

Rachel

P.C. Pullman

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 23

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Changeling Headquarters

Major Jones: *On telephone* Amazing. Bring them here. *Puts on hat*
Queen Chrysalis: *Farting loudly* Aaah.
Major Jones: *Covers nose*
Changeling 53: *Brings in Bartholomew*
Queen Chrysalis: Mr. Perfect, and Jade Greene.
Bartholomew: *Sees Jade*
Queen Chrysalis: Now you'll wish آپ didn't put us in so much trouble.

Soon, three trucks, and three motorcycles were traveling down the road.

Jade: What's troubling آپ Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: I'm not sure. I was expecting either a long stay یا a very short trip.
Jade: That's not too bad.
Bartholomew: Well, I don't want anypony...

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The Magic Begins! A Twilight Sparkle Story

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Once, in a land, called Equetsria, there was a ٹٹو named Twilight Sparkle. She was a small Unicorn, and she loved to figure out what magic meant. She forever longed for a pet, and she's on different quests, to, find a pet, and venture out to see what magic means. Night Light and Twilight Velvet are sure, that Twilight can do this. They also say, if she finds one, she can get a pet! She tells Night and Twilight that she can't do this without a pet. She says it's impossible! Obviously, Night and Twilight don't believe her, but they know they should trust their daughter, so before Twilight goes out on her trip, Night and Twilight have to ground her (Nicely!) So they can plan who they're going to get for a pet and what they're going to name him. (I say him because Twilight says she needs a male pet)

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The اگلے morning was a very cold one. Everypony that didn't escape had to line up in a huge line, and listen to Gilda speak to a few other people.

Nazi Colonel 98: *Gives Gilda list*
Gilda: *Reading فہرست of prisoners that escaped* Sechsundsiebzig.
Rainbow Dash: How many did she say?
Airborne: Seventy Six.
Gilda: *gives فہرست back to colonel* Dismissed.

At a train station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking upstairs to platform*
Shredder: *Sees Bartholomew*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shining Armor: *Standing near train track*
Shredder: I see a few ponies that escaped with us.
Brewster: Bartholomew,...

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Twilight Sparkle

added by karinabrony

Source: Equestria Daily

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KendiKens in PonyVille(part one)

posted by KendiKens

-Oh,great,everything is ready,-said Twilight.
-Yeah,but why are we all here again,-asked قوس قزح Dash.
-KendiKens is coming in PonyVille today.I want everything just perfect,-said Twilight.
-Wait,let me get this right....KENDIKENS IS COMING HERE,ALL THE WAY FROM CANTERLOT,-asked Rarity,very happy.
-Well,yes,but,-said Twilight.
-Oh,really,-asked Flutter Shy.
-That is damn great,-said سیب, ایپل Jack.
-You hear girls,KendiKens is coming to PonyVille,YAY,-said سیب, ایپل Bloom.
-Hello my little ponies,-said KendiKens.
-You are here,you are really here,-said Sweetie Belle.
-Oh yeah,the greatest flier of all times...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The اگلے morning, everypony tried out Sacred Symphony's plan. They walked around the compound, and poured the dirt on the ground, and kicked it in. Some of the ponies even poured dirt in gardens that the ponies were creating. After that, the gardeners would rake the dirt until it blended in.

Meanwhile

Shredder: *Marching with other ponies* Alright fella's, look sharp! *stops*
Ponies: *Dropping dirt*
Shredder: *Watching*
Ponies: *Kicking in dirt*
Shredder: That look's sharp! *Continues marching*
Gilda: *Walking towards gardens*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Gilda* Princess...
Celestia: Oh *sees Gilda, and...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The اگلے morning, Bartholomew, and Jade were walking around the camp with a few other ponies.

Bartholomew: So, what I'm thinking is that the woods should be only two hundred, and thirty five feet from any of the huts that we're digging from.
Jade: We got to get somepony to get the real measurement from here to the woods.
Bartholomew: That would be impossible. Has Shredder gotten us any maps of Germaneigh yet?
Jade: No, not yet. He's still working on getting a pick for Pablo.

Near the washdown.

Sigmund: *Turning handle*
Rainbow Dash: *Helping Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Pulls off handle*

Water soon shot out,...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

That night in hut 105, they had the meeting just like Bartholomew planned.

Bartholomew: Fillies, and gentlecolts, me, and the princess here have thought up a plan. Gilda thinks that we'll all sit out of this war, and be comfortable about it. So when the goons see us, we'll do what they expect, playing sports, and gardening, یا fixing whatever they want us to do. Meanwhile, when they're not around, we dig.
Jade: How many ponies do آپ plan on digging out Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Two hundred and fifty.
Ponies: *Gasping*
Bartholomew: There will be no half measurements this time. Everypony is getting...

Coco Pummel

added by ChibiEmmy

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Quantum Of Solace Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where آپ were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied آپ to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where...

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The Adventures of قوس قزح Dash episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >> link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of قوس قزح Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, قوس قزح Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 2

Magnum Horse

One دن قوس قزح Dash went to get a newspaper. She was very eager to read the news until..

Rainbow Dash: *Reading newspaper* Whoa. Four ponies in a car die? What is all this about? *Goes to Sugarcube corner*

At sugarcube corner

Pinkie Pie: *Making candy*
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives*...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Episode 8 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A few of the bullets nearly hit Snips, but soon we were up in the air, and away from Nazi Forces, heading back to Ponyville

Sean: *gives book to Spike*
Spike: *reads book* Twilight joined them?
Sean: Yeah. We decided not to tell آپ until now.
Spike: I can't believe Twilight would do such a thing.
Sean: And Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon.
Spike: All three of them?
Sean: Eeyup. But it's not as interesting from the one name that's missing.
Spike: What name is that Sean?
Sean: I have it in this book. *gives it to Spike* I think you'll find it amusing.
Spike: *opens book*

Spike flipped through...

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Ditto Returns Part 2

posted by Canada24

"What are we gonna do with that guy. Now that he's here, I really don't think we would be able to trust him" Rariry admitted.

"He only just got here. Don't ya'll think آپ might be overreacting" applejack کی, اپپلیجاک admitted.

"AppleJack, please. Have I ever been know to overreact!?" Rarity insisted.

COLLECTION OF FLASHBACKS:

"Did I forget the plates? I did! I totally forgot the plates! Of all the worst things that could happen! This is! The! Worst! Possible! Thing!"

"(sobbing) I lost my dimand encrusted purple ribbin! I have searched high! I have searched low! But I can't find it anywhere!"

"Is that sweat?...

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Equestria Girls 2??? Pt. 1

posted by OnlyAFangirl

Twilight's POV:
"AHHHH" That was me screaming. Again for the last few weeks I had a wierd dream of me & the other 6 going through that portal sending us to that school again. Phew. If I had to go through that again, I would, probably faint.

"Hey Twilight, guess where we're going?!?!" That, was Pinkie Pie. I'm pretty sure آپ know about her. But where were we going? Could it be The Crystal Empire, Canterlot, another Gala? "We're goingthroughthatPORTALthatyouwentthroughtosavethecrownREMEMBER REMEMBER!?&thenyouiguessfellinlovebutthatdidn'tstopyou,didit?youtookthatcrownawayfromsunsetshimmer&camebacktoEquestria!!!"Oh.No....

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Party Village-Chapter one-The Missing Gem part one-

posted by rockinpony

My character-Wildberry.

--Hi. This is my first MLP story. My friend, natasha1830, read it and کہا it was good. So i wanted to put it on here. I hope you'll like it--

My name is Wildberry. I was born in Berryville, where we grow the best fruits in all of Equestria! I'm a unicorn. I have a violet-red coat, a blue mane & tail(with yellow highlights), and my cutie mark is a two cherry's. I got the name 'Wildberry', 'cause when i was a filly, i used to gallop to anypony یا anyplace that i saw! I also jumped around everywhere. That's when my parents decided to call me Wildberry; so the name stuck, and i was no longer...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lola's car

As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are آپ 0007?
Con: Yes. And آپ are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do آپ need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! آپ weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven سے طرف کی Mr. Black's goons were following Con.

Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch ٹٹو 13: *driving car*
Dutch ٹٹو 5: *Sitting اگلے to Dutch ٹٹو 13*
Dutch ٹٹو 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch ٹٹو 35: *Sitting اگلے to Dutch ٹٹو 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch ٹٹو 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch ٹٹو 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch ٹٹو 46: *Follows Dutch ٹٹو 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch ٹٹو 5: *Shoots window*...

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Party Village-Chapter one-The Missing Gem part two-

posted by rockinpony

My character-Windle

We arrived to Party Village the اگلے دن at 5:00 in the morning. "Really? It took 12 hours to arrive? When i came here as a filly, it only took 45 منٹ to get here." i said. I didn't sleep the whole night. I just couldn't fall asleep, so instead of trying i studied مزید about the 'Gem' that generates this village. "Woof-woof?" barked Lola "Huh? Oh nothing Lola. Just thinking about the time i visited here; and shh! Everypony is still asleep here. It's only 5:00 in the morning too. So bark softly, OK?" i told her. She nodded a yes. Apparently i understand animals of all kind. "Uh Wildberry?...

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

The دائرے, حلقہ comes in from the right. When it stops, the lightning bolt appears with the name WindWakerGuy430

Newark, Neigh Jersey. 2002

Pierce: *Walks out of the airport, and into a taxi* Ah, it feels great to be back.
Taxi Pony: Where to?
Pierce: Stop anywhere on Canal Street.
Taxi Pony: *Drives the car*
Police Ponies: *Turning on sirens on their car*
Taxi Pony: Aw, what the hell? *Stops*
Police Pony: *Opens taxi door* Mr. Hawkins, come with us.
Pierce: *Gets out of the taxi, and...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom grabbed a sip of water, and then discussed his last topic.

Tom: Yeah, we all love different animals smaller than us while also having four legs.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: But some ponies also love humans. Many love breeding them, riding them, and racing them. Of course, 90% of the entire population around the world loves racing. It doesn't have to be with humans. It mostly involves cars. Many of آپ may not know this, but آپ get into races on several different occasions. It mostly involves time. You're in a race to get to work on time, you're in a race to get something from the grocery...