قوس قزح Dashed
Starring everypony as theirselves.
Narrator: One lovely morning, قوس قزح Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi قوس قزح Dash.
قوس قزح Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Can't آپ see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are آپ going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
قوس قزح Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...
قوس قزح Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit, hallucinating again.
Narrator: کہا قوس قزح Dash, with great difficulty.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: *Walks towards a water trough* Fill me up Mr. Water Trough.
Narrator: کہا قوس قزح Dash without moving her lips.
Audience: *Laughing*
Water Trough: *Gets filled with brandy* That's your share قوس قزح Dash.
Narrator: کہا the water trough.
Water Trough: Unless آپ want to share some of Twilight Sparkle's.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: *Drinking brandy*
Audience: *Laughing* Drink it up!!
قوس قزح Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: قوس قزح Dash looked آگے to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, قوس قزح Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: کہا قوس قزح Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Mind your own business آپ celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, قوس قزح Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Two stallions walked into the bar, and were اگلے to قوس قزح Dash, and Rachel.
قوس قزح Dash: *Sticks out her tongue* Awesome. These two have something really cool between their back legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rachel: Mmh, I don't fancy mine much.
قوس قزح Dash: Enough with British words, and sayings.
Narrator: The four ponies left the bar.
قوس قزح Dash: Wanna come over to my place? The four of us can hang out.
The doors on the bar close, and آپ cannot see them. There's a crashing sound, and آپ can hear tires skidding.
قوس قزح Dash: *Laying on سب, سب سے اوپر of a stallion* I saved us all from a reckless driver.
Rachel: Get off him.
Narrator: So Rachel got a bucket of water out of nowhere, and threw it onto قوس قزح Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
A police car heads towards قوس قزح Dash.
قوس قزح Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on قوس قزح Dash? Have آپ been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And قوس قزح Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
On the اگلے part of this episode, it's a classroom skit.
Starring everypony as theirselves.
Narrator: One lovely morning, قوس قزح Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi قوس قزح Dash.
قوس قزح Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Can't آپ see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are آپ going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
قوس قزح Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...
قوس قزح Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit, hallucinating again.
Narrator: کہا قوس قزح Dash, with great difficulty.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: *Walks towards a water trough* Fill me up Mr. Water Trough.
Narrator: کہا قوس قزح Dash without moving her lips.
Audience: *Laughing*
Water Trough: *Gets filled with brandy* That's your share قوس قزح Dash.
Narrator: کہا the water trough.
Water Trough: Unless آپ want to share some of Twilight Sparkle's.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: *Drinking brandy*
Audience: *Laughing* Drink it up!!
قوس قزح Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: قوس قزح Dash looked آگے to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, قوس قزح Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: کہا قوس قزح Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Mind your own business آپ celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, قوس قزح Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Two stallions walked into the bar, and were اگلے to قوس قزح Dash, and Rachel.
قوس قزح Dash: *Sticks out her tongue* Awesome. These two have something really cool between their back legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rachel: Mmh, I don't fancy mine much.
قوس قزح Dash: Enough with British words, and sayings.
Narrator: The four ponies left the bar.
قوس قزح Dash: Wanna come over to my place? The four of us can hang out.
The doors on the bar close, and آپ cannot see them. There's a crashing sound, and آپ can hear tires skidding.
قوس قزح Dash: *Laying on سب, سب سے اوپر of a stallion* I saved us all from a reckless driver.
Rachel: Get off him.
Narrator: So Rachel got a bucket of water out of nowhere, and threw it onto قوس قزح Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
A police car heads towards قوس قزح Dash.
قوس قزح Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on قوس قزح Dash? Have آپ been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And قوس قزح Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
On the اگلے part of this episode, it's a classroom skit.
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this قوس قزح Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only ٹٹو to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced سے طرف کی Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this قوس قزح Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only ٹٹو to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced سے طرف کی Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting مزید of these soon. ^^
"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her دوستوں captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" Queen Chrysalis laughed evilly.
"You won't get away with this", کہا Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the تخت room encased in green goo.
"Don't آپ see, Celestia? I already have." Queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing آپ can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. آپ have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicorns and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat Queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in آپ and your team's hooves!
"You won't get away with this", کہا Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the تخت room encased in green goo.
"Don't آپ see, Celestia? I already have." Queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing آپ can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. آپ have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicorns and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat Queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in آپ and your team's hooves!
The Hunger games had continued everybody knew they had to fight یا they die, everybody found their own water hole except Fluttershy cuz she was to distracted سے طرف کی the cute animals, they all had to hunt for food and that meant killing animals they all found food but not Fluttershy but the animals were her دوستوں so they got her berries and water, Black Stilton (Dark-Armor) sent out 7 soldiers each went to 1 of them (the ponies) the Ponies fought the soldiers and killed them but Fluttershy did not kill the one that was sent for her cuz she hates fighting the robot stabbed her with his sword the sword went in side her body and came out the robot toke out his sword and Fluttershy died and came back to Ponyville everybody got informed that Fluttershy was eliminated. Who will be next? Find out in Chap.3. TO BE CONTINUED..........
To be continued...