My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: Saten Twist Adventues: S2E2.. PART 5?

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posted by Canada24

Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie.
Starlight Glimmer: Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.
قوس قزح Dash: [over] [grunting]
Starlight Glimmer: [voice fades under] Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail.
Pinkie: Hey, this is pretty good!
Starlight Glimmer: [under] ''Be your best سے طرف کی never being your best.''
Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much مزید of that voice!
Rarity: Oh, this is horrible! [crying]
Fluttershy: There, there, Rarity... It's not so bad...
Twilight: آپ kidding!?.. This is almost as bad as when Master Sword slept over at my place on christmas!

FLASHBACK:
Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken سے طرف کی a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..
Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before آپ start.
Twilight: Jesus christ!
Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!
Twilight: ہولی SHIT!!
Master Sword: (annoyed) آپ gonna let me explain!?
Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would love to know why آپ shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!!
Master Sword: ....... He startled me!
Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?
Master Sword: He! Startled me!
Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!
Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..
Twilight: Great..... So what now.
Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..
Twilight: آپ can't be serious!?
Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..
Twilight: ............... آپ planned this, didn't you!?
Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!!
Twilight: آپ planned this! I know آپ did!!
Master Sword: آپ honestly think I wou-
Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) ارے Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..
(long pause).
Master Sword: آپ would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.
Twilight: (starts growling)
Master Sword: (happily) I چرا لیا, چوری کی it.
Twilight: SWOOO-
Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!!

TO BE CONTAINUED

Jade_23 and Windwakerguy430 like this

Windwakerguy430 The odd thing is that, even though I know the reference, that is probably who Master Sword would behave

Canada24 That was the point.. I chose him because I know he actually WOULD do that

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My Little SAW: Chapter 1 - Game On

posted by NeonInfernoLord

Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to اقدام but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 2/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh آپ from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this ٹٹو
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are آپ doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did آپ do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: آپ sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...

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Princess Celestia, A Troll یا Jokester?

posted by karinabrony

Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will دکھائیں آپ them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...

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Dirty Harry Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: آپ see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do آپ think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, آپ there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a رپورٹ of a ٹٹو trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...

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Pipsqueak and Luna: A Time Together pt. 1

posted by mariofan14

*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the سیکنڈ story of Cinderella II: Dreams Come True. I hope that آپ will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny دن in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, یا just relaxing their دن away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other مزید often....

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Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In case آپ are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a سٹریٹ, گلی to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a ٹٹو get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the ٹٹو was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the مالٹا, نارنگی stallion asked. "Our اگلے target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

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Discord is Back part 13......A kiss is the cure

posted by applejackrocks

Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are آپ waiting for? Stab me if آپ can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are آپ doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, آپ are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...

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raindrop dash prt2

posted by savana89

"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR دوستوں but i forgive آپ now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed آپ to do آپ need any help dashy"
"ya can آپ um(looks aroud) can آپ clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back آپ must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE آپ SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"

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Discord is back part 4........Continuing with Partners

posted by applejackrocks

Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are آپ okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do آپ have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do آپ need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he کہا he was. Later, Score introduced her دوستوں to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...

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My thoughts about the toys.

posted by Alue26

Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, writing another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made سے طرف کی Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This دکھائیں was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...

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Awesome ٹٹو pics

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Radiance

added by karinabrony

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added by NocturnalMirage

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Ponies On The Rails episode 23 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful دن in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have آپ done?
Pete: You're...

قوس قزح Choosing

added by ChibiEmmy

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 episode 6

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told آپ that آپ should......
Spike:Oh,why the گھاس, ہے don't آپ stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get آپ a mice hole,for آپ to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 2

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if آپ want,I can give آپ a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what آپ are passing!Do آپ have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as آپ want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...

Awesome ٹٹو pics

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